[PaddyGinger Irishman]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Proof Positive.

The lord has sent a martyr to attack the hedonistic adulterer Charles Windsor and his harlot scarlet woman

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/09/protesters-attack-car-carrying-prince-charles-and-camilla/?hpt=T2

[IamGoingtoHell]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

How can you be proud and Canadian????? Is that not the greatest oxymormon ever? For goodness sakes, half of you talk French!

Just for the record, I am British and have terrible dental hygene.

How can anyone be proud and American? At least here we don't hate every other country but our own <3 Et, Français est un beau langue

You may be British with horrible dental hygiene, but not everyone else is.

[Barry]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

We speak American English. Those in Brittain speak some weird sounding dialect.

It is a commonly and widely acknowledged fact throughout all educated circles, that Americans have in actual fact, vastly improved the English language. I ask you and please consider, where would we all be now without words such as OK and Toilet roll? It just a very great pity that America did not come to the English language’s rescue before that illiterate idiot Shakespeare managed to mangle it with his own made up words such as laughable, besmirched, flawed, obscene, epileptic, lacklustre, madcap, all of which happily and fortunately describe himself.

[ConorMc]

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It is a commonly and widely acknowledged fact throughout all educated circles, that Americans have in actual fact, vastly improved the English language. I ask you and please consider, where would we all be now without words such as OK and Toilet roll?

Don't forget refudiate!!

[accessdenied]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

1) You can't say the whole country is bad.
2) It is America that has a dialect. Yes, there is no such thing as "American English Language". You have no education at all.
3) Stop criticising Britain, as the US isn't any better, and actually, it is just worse.
4) If you haven't noticed already, the James King Version is a VERSION. It is like a broken telephone. The original Holy Bible might be very different to the modern versions. Have you seen that Bible with a picture of the devil? A good example.
5) Every time you make a thread opposing something, you sound like a standard internet troll and an absolute atheist who wants to laugh at the Christians.
6) Any attempt to make a comeback backed up by a sentence from the Bible will fail, read #4.

P.S. I am a Christian, Russian Orthodox.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

1) You can't say the whole country is bad.

God can. He can do anything.

2) It is America that has a dialect. Yes, there is no such thing as "American English Language". You have no education at all.

Have a look at Microsoft Office - it give the choice between "Limey English" and "US English"

3) Stop criticising Britain, as the US isn't any better, and actually, it is just worse.

See 1 above. America is God's Favorite Country.

4) If you haven't noticed already, the James King Version is a VERSION.

No it is God's final and inerrant revelation of His Word.

5) Every time you make a thread opposing something, you sound like a standard internet troll and an absolute atheist who wants to laugh at the Christians.

Ti:1:15: Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.

6) Any attempt to make a comeback backed up by a sentence from the Bible will fail, read #4.

God laughs in your face.

P.S. I am a Christian, Russian Orthodox.

Orthodontists aren't Christian. They are in the second division of The Church of Rome, the Anti-Christ foretold in Revelations.

You are obviously a communist atheist and, as such, inferior.

Seen any dead nuns recently?

[accessdenied]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

God can. He can do anything.
Have a look at Microsoft Office - it give the choice between "Limey English" and "US English"
See 1 above. America is God's Favorite Country.
No it is God's final and inerrant revelation of His Word.
Ti:1:15: Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
God laughs in your face.

Orthodontists aren't Christian. They are in the second division of The Church of Rome, the Anti-Christ foretold in Revelations.

You are obviously a communist atheist and, as such, inferior.

Seen any dead nuns recently?

1) God is not a discriminator. Christianity is all about that anyone can believe in God.
2) Because it is a dialect, and has some useless modifications.
3) a) America isn't a country. The U.S. is. b) Prove it. When Jesus Christ walked the Earth, nobody human around him even KNEW about Northern America.
4) No, God doesn't need to modify what he says, because God is ALWAYS right. Your argument is invalid.
5) I didn't read it because I warned you in point 6.
6) The most fail comeback I've ever seen. God wouldn't laugh at someone's opinion.
7) a) Russia isn't communist. b) Actually, it is a form of Christianity. If you aren't educated enough to know that, not my fault. c) That is a specific person's fault, not everyone.

[Cranky Old Man]

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God wouldn't laugh at someone's opinion.

Why not? Why do you assume God doesn't have a sense of humor? After all, we have a sense of humor and we are created in His image.

[accessdenied]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

Why not? Why do you assume God doesn't have a sense of humor? After all, we have a sense of humor and we are created in His image.

What I mean is that God wouldn't laugh at someone's opinion in a bad way.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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What I mean is that God wouldn't laugh at someone's opinion in a bad way.

Have you got God's living room bugged or something? Or just friended him on Facebook. Otherwise what you 'think' (for want of a more suitable verb) is not up for discussion Nigel.

[Munky.uk]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

Right where to start with this, I suppose point 1 would be a logical place.

1. In what way is Dr Who satanic? it is harmless science fiction. I can almost guarantee that there are more gay channels on US tv than there are in the UK you fail to point this fact out dont you. Also The Life Of Brian is a masterpiece a parody He claims thorughout to NOT be the messiah what is your issue???

2. Our NHS enables people to get free health care this is beneficial for society as not everyone can afford the ridiculous prices it costs people in the US to get health care. i thought your 'GOD' was all for equality not just favouring the wealthy??

3. You point out bands like the Rolling Stones and The Beatles, do you not think these are quite harmless when you compare them to US bands for example Marilyn Manson, Slipknot bands such as these. You seem to jus be peddling quite a one sided ignorant view here neglecting your countries own faults????

4. Ok the Carry on movies were shit, however to say they destroyed decades and to wish death on someone because he was gay is just about as un christian as you can get this coming from one of the least religous people you'll ever meet!!!!

5. Do I even have to point out how idiotic you are to use this as an arguement to prove we are brain damaged, it seems to me like you are the one who has retardation issues. (brainwashed by a made up book are we?? hmm)

6. I did not know she did this but judging by some of the people on this forum I'd say..........Good on her your a bunch of idiots spouting rubbish and failing to view your own short comings, we dont need you in this country thank you very much

7. All I will say for this is maybe we would have already won if Afganistan is YOUR troops werent so shit an shot some Afghans instead of all this friendly fire eh????? Makes you think huh???

8. Britain has a huge porn industry???? Really coming from Americans this is pretty rich. I think a little informed research will prove YOUR porn industry to be far bigger than ours. Really do you jus make this up as you go along cos im struggling to find any truth in the things you've said so far

9. Inbred royals??? I'll refer you to point 8 the bit about research and truth in the things you've said. Infact i see what your doing now, your just infact making things up to justify your hatred of another country. i just hope there are people on here who make informed decisions and not just take on the ramblings of a quite clearly delusional mad man

10. Ok how are we reliant on money from Germany and France, have you been making up more facts again????



To sign of with i'd just like to point a fact out for you myself.

YOU ARE ALL DESENDANTS OF THE BRITISH WE FOUNDED YOUR SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY, WITH OUT US YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTANCE WOULD BE NON EXISTANT.

Please have a think about that and I welcome any sensible debate.


Yours Sincerely

PROUD BRIT!!!!!!

[RuleBritannia]

Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

So many things to point out... First things first, I am British. Secondly, I did not read the comments because it will no doubt be filled with somebody denying what is said then other people coming back with retarded posts. Thirdly, I have not posted in the introductions yet, I know, but that is only because the way I am posting I know I will be banned soon anyway. Fourthly, RULE BRITANNIA. Right, now we have that out the way: 1) Crappy TV? Is that really the number one reason we're all damned? 2) You say we are communistic in our health care approach then quote the bible saying that we should do right by ill people and you say we don't do enough? The hypocrisy in this statement is astounding. 3) Beatles were earlier than beach boys by a year. 4) God hates us because of our terrible movies? I'm sure if the lord has bigger fish to fry (that is if he even exists) 5) There is no convention in the supermarkets. Clearly you are making up whatever you like here, which is not surprising. Oh and also we don't decide that it's better to drive on the left, it's just conventional to do it this way. 6) Not sure how your quote works here... But it's all immigrants, not just denying christians. 7) Again the quote doesn't fit. Also I hold a season ticket to see my favourite footbal team (yes football not soccer, we invented it, we named it you deviated from it because... Well I don't know why, probably because your retarded brains couldn't handle it) 8) BAHAHAHAHA! You're actually serious? Only 1 of those papers has page 3 girls and besides, young children wouldn't be looking at newspapers anyway! It's not pornography anyway. Why do you have to reduce every artwork of the female form to pornography? Many renaissance paintings praising christianity (some even posted on this very site) have topless women and aren't hailed as pornography. 9) Nice proof. You are literally pulling stuff out of your ass in a desperate bid to sound better (and somehow you made it work. Kudos) 10) This has to be the most hypocritical thing yet. You're saying WE are obese drunkards relying on other countries? Youre country is bankrupt and owned by the federal reserve and you are officially the most obese country on Earth. Do us all a favour and wipe yourselves out of the gene pool. A few more notes: You're all from Britain. If we're stupid, you must be stupid too. The only way that wouldn't be the case is if you evolved away from that, but you don't believe in evolution! British people actually have good oral hygeine. The whole "dirty teeth" thing is a myth (Polish statistically have the worst mouths). I'd also like to point out that without Britain you would all be following only catholic beliefs because before christianity hit us, that's all there was. WE created the churches that deviated from that. And finally, just to finish off. I am British and have managed to construct a much better arguement than most people in this forum. I am currently studying Biological Sciences and plan to specialise in evolutionaryy biology next year. Do you know why? Because it holds all the answers. Science has disproved fundamental religion so many times but you are all too retarded to actually engage your minds and think about it! What seperates us from the animals? The ability to think critically and make our own decisions. To deny this is to deny your very basic human rights and this devolves us into animals. I would also like to say thank you very much. I used to believe there could be a unified theory of everything. I used to believe it was possible to combine religion and science, to believe in heaven and hell and god. To believe that science was the answer to how and that science was a tool god used to create everything (he/she set the universe in motion and science took over) and that the bible was made by gospels as stories for people to live by to help them become good people. But no, you people with your sick ideals about hitting children with rods before they are born, abusing pregnant women and selling your daughters to be raped for money have turned me from religion. You state all these things are wrong and then you do them anyway, stating that you are all correct and righteous in your doing so, and ban anyone who dares to voice a slightly different opinion (no doubt I'm next) and bask in the warm glow of your fellow brainwashed ones. Well you know what? I pity you. I hope you all realise one day that the world is meaningless and that we are all here for ourselves for this one life and that you can change before it's too late. No doubt it's already too late for most of you though. Why am I writing this you ask? I have no doubt that the majority of people on here will see this and hate me for it, but frankly I couldn't give a damn because even if one person sees this and is enlightened enough to break their chains and leave this cult then my mission will be a success. Now I'm off to discuss the results from creating transgenic organisms (another perk of studying the degree that I'm doing). Peace out.

[Cursed]

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Sorry, there is no way I'm reading a 6-inch block of gibbering from unsaved trash.

Learn to use paragraphs and try again, please.

[RuleBritannia]

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Sorry, there is no way I'm reading a 6-inch block of gibbering from unsaved trash.

Learn to use paragraphs and try again, please.

Would you like me to repost using paragraphs? I didn't realise that you had to use HTML to do paragraphs - I assumed dropping a line would work.

[Cranky Old Man]

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So many things to point out... First things first, I am British.

My condolences.

Secondly, I did not read the comments because it will no doubt be filled with somebody denying what is said then other people coming back with retarded posts.

Yet you expect people to read your massive block of text.

Thirdly, I have not posted in the introductions yet, I know, but that is only because the way I am posting I know I will be banned soon anyway.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. The real reason is no doubt that you are lazy.

Fourthly, RULE BRITANNIA. Right, now we have that out the way:

Gee, how do you keep coming up with these "amazing" insights...

1) Crappy TV? Is that really the number one reason we're all damned?

Duh!

2) You say we are communistic in our health care approach then quote the bible saying that we should do right by ill people and you say we don't do enough? The hypocrisy in this statement is astounding.

Huh? Did you even read it?

3) Beatles were earlier than beach boys by a year.

Eh, no! Don't believe the falsified British records please, American records clearly show it was the other way around.

4) God hates us because of our terrible movies? I'm sure if the lord has bigger fish to fry (that is if he even exists)

God is an excellent multitasker.

5) There is no convention in the supermarkets. Clearly you are making up whatever you like here, which is not surprising. Oh and also we don't decide that it's better to drive on the left, it's just conventional to do it this way.

Did you ever look around while you were in a British supermarket!?

6) Not sure how your quote works here... But it's all immigrants, not just denying christians.

Just click the link please...

7) Again the quote doesn't fit. Also I hold a season ticket to see my favourite footbal team (yes football not soccer, we invented it, we named it you deviated from it because... Well I don't know why, probably because your retarded brains couldn't handle it)

Sigh, do you even know what hyperlinks are!?

8) BAHAHAHAHA! You're actually serious? Only 1 of those papers has page 3 girls and besides, young children wouldn't be looking at newspapers anyway! It's not pornography anyway. Why do you have to reduce every artwork of the female form to pornography? Many renaissance paintings praising christianity (some even posted on this very site) have topless women and aren't hailed as pornography.

So you are actually denying The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun have naked breasts on their front pages? Are you blind?

9) Nice proof. You are literally pulling stuff out of your ass in a desperate bid to sound better (and somehow you made it work. Kudos)

Again I would like to point out I PROVE all my points with both hyperlinks and Holy Scripture. Don't be lazy please, click the links!

10) This has to be the most hypocritical thing yet. You're saying WE are obese drunkards relying on other countries?

I am not just saying it, I also provided proof. Those blue words with a line under them are hyperlinks, please click them!

Youre country is bankrupt and owned by the federal reserve

Eh, you do realize the FED is American I hope? And all our debts are in Dollars. Do you know which country is the only country in the world that can print Dollars? ...

and you are officially the most obese country on Earth. Do us all a favour and wipe yourselves out of the gene pool.

Wow, that was totally uncalled for.

A few more notes: You're all from Britain. If we're stupid, you must be stupid too. The only way that wouldn't be the case is if you evolved away from that, but you don't believe in evolution!

All the smart people left to America, the stupid ones remained in Britain.

British people actually have good oral hygeine. The whole "dirty teeth" thing is a myth (Polish statistically have the worst mouths).

There must be something seriously wrong with your sense of smell.

I'd also like to point out that without Britain you would all be following only catholic beliefs because before christianity hit us, that's all there was. WE created the churches that deviated from that.

Typically British to assume everything has been invented by Brits. In this case the Germans beat you to it.

And finally, just to finish off. I am British and have managed to construct a much better arguement than most people in this forum.

Really? I didn't notice!

I am currently studying Biological Sciences and plan to specialise in evolutionaryy biology next year. Do you know why? Because it holds all the answers.

That must be why evolution is still just a theory...

Science has disproved fundamental religion so many times but you are all too retarded to actually engage your minds and think about it! What seperates us from the animals? The ability to think critically and make our own decisions. To deny this is to deny your very basic human rights and this devolves us into animals.

To deny God is to earn an eternal stay in Hell. I wonder who is smarter here...

I would also like to say thank you very much. I used to believe there could be a unified theory of everything. I used to believe it was possible to combine religion and science, to believe in heaven and hell and god. To believe that science was the answer to how and that science was a tool god used to create everything (he/she set the universe in motion and science took over) and that the bible was made by gospels as stories for people to live by to help them become good people. But no, you people with your sick ideals about hitting children with rods before they are born, abusing pregnant women and selling your daughters to be raped for money have turned me from religion. You state all these things are wrong and then you do them anyway, stating that you are all correct and righteous in your doing so, and ban anyone who dares to voice a slightly different opinion (no doubt I'm next) and bask in the warm glow of your fellow brainwashed ones. Well you know what? I pity you.

No! Why? Because it's all in the Holy Bible!

I hope you all realise one day that the world is meaningless and that we are all here for ourselves for this one life and that you can change before it's too late. No doubt it's already too late for most of you though. Why am I writing this you ask? I have no doubt that the majority of people on here will see this and hate me for it, but frankly I couldn't give a damn because even if one person sees this and is enlightened enough to break their chains and leave this cult then my mission will be a success. Now I'm off to discuss the results from creating transgenic organisms (another perk of studying the degree that I'm doing). Peace out.

You are proving exactly what is wrong with those who abandon religion. It makes your life completely and utterly useless!