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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never lets me watch British TV! 
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It's upsetting that you're so young and you believe this stuff. I'm sorry that the only people who will want to associate with you and actually accept you will be this community and that the Chauvinistic slob you will be eventually married off to will treat you no better than a household tool and never in your life will you know the respect you truly deserve -
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Erm 1) that's not how you spell BRITAIN and 2) that does not appear to be our flag but the flag of New Zealand. Beautiful country and you do get points for trying because it includes the Union Jack (name for the British flag) but I'm afraid you don't get the prizeOriginally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!
Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.
Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."- The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
- Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
- The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
- Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
- Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
- On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
- British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
- Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
- The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
- The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."
All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.Leave a comment:
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You know, I think I like this .... womanOriginally posted by Humongous View Post
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english is queen kissin round tablers. nuff said.Leave a comment:
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.Originally posted by jazz390 View Post
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus
fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Pastor's Rules and AnnouncementsOriginally posted by jazz390 View Post
Specifically this:
Noobs" please read this before posting.
See below. Is your memory failing you?I also don't think God is a laughing matter at all!
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You know what, I'm not even going to start arguing about stereotypes. I'm just not bothered. Sorry if I've offended anyone or broken any rules etc - I literally only joined a few minutes ago.Leave a comment:
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I don't listen to jazz at all. This account is actually named after one of my pets. And what are the forum rules? What did I break?Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostWw do not joke son. You think God is a laughing matter? This, coming from a person who names himself after nigra music and does not follow forum rules? Do you really think anyone can possibly take you seriously, if even for a moment?
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Ww do not joke son. You think God is a laughing matter? This, coming from a person who names himself after nigra music and does not follow forum rules? Do you really think anyone can possibly take you seriously, if even for a moment?Originally posted by jazz390 View Post
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You have got to be kidding me...Leave a comment:
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@Cranky Old Man I live in England and thankfully, I never watch television. Most of the drab they play nowadays is uninteresting anyway! Thank you for this thread
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