[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

True Christian(tm) is tradmarked because so many "social gatherings and clubs" e.g. Methodists, Luterans, LDS, JWs, etc call themselves "Christians" - I have even heard that Catlix call themselves "Christians"!!! Only at Landover are we "True Christians(tm)" as we follow the Lord's Word to the letter!

[homelandsecurity]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Copy paste hell yeah!
It's what Fundamentalist True Christians™ do constantly with their bibles to make evil profit out of naive souls!

Why is Fundamentalist True Christians™ trademarked???

Belgium cries about people like you because we are jealous of America!

[homelandsecurity]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

You know you are a christian Fundamentalist when...

1. You get sexually excited in church while you're singing a hymnal.

2. You are against same sex marriage because it will destroy the sanctity of marriage even though you have been divorced.

3. You believe that a compassionate god let Hurricane Katrina kill thousands because prayer was taken out of public schools.

4. You voted for Bush.

5. You believe Bush is doing god's will.

6. You believe anyone who disagrees with your belief is going to hell.

7. You believe that a god speaks to people.

8. You believe what Pat Robertson says.

9. You just gave your tithe and now you and your family are eating hot dogs for a month 'cause that was the last of your paycheck.

10. You believe halloween is really an evil holiday.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Did you cut & paste that yourself, or did your mum help you?

Anyway, barking up the wrong tree pal. We are proud to be Fundamentalist True Christians(TM).

[homelandsecurity]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist christian
1. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

2. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

3. You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

4. Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua"

5. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascend

6. You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing t

7. You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "to

8. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

9. You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

10. You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

[bcomplex]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

You have done no research at all. Where are your sources...

You write text but don't tell us where you got these lies from!

Belgian does exist!

Dutch is not a demonic language. It's pretty racist to say it's a demonic language!

Hellyeah you racist bastards! You'll probably go to hell for that! and for all the other stupid things you stupid americans do

[BigChirstguy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Yeah piffle those sinners in Belgium. They are going to hell

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830.

Are you suggesting God created Belgium?

christianity is the religion that has pedophile priests (and they don't JUST exist in Belgium, they exist in YOUR country too).

You are confusing us with Catlix – Catlix are not Christians.

Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?

One Name for you – Marc Dutroux. Satan walks in the Dutch Province of Belgian.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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This is the most retarded forum ever.

First off, Jesus didn't exist. He's just a silly make-believe figure you mormons have conjured up because you can't deal with your problems by yourself. Hey, atleast someone loves you then I guess?

Secondly, americans are soooo friggin stupid. I knew they were braindead but this forum just confirms my suspicions. Raping a girl is not good. Trust me, it's not good. Honestly, it really isn't. Just goes to show how piffleed up you guys really are.

I'm really looking forward to listening to you guys. As soon as you inbred, brainwashed idiots get the time to stop reading that horrible book, let me know

<3 satan

Imbelgian, please read your King James Bible about Jesus telling the people NOT to live by bread alone (Jesus was referring to Belgian waffles in this passage). Yes, Bible scholars have long proved that eating bread or Belgian waffles, made of bread is an abomination. Since you people stole the recipe for your infamous waffles, have you noticed the amount of 'act of God' disasters has been skyrocketing? Please check your facts before posting, it only makes you look bad. Do you think that sodomy is running rampant in your streets for no reason? Again, it is your sin of gluttony with your filthy, demonic waffles that will soon destroy what is left of your so called country. Praise His Holy name!

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

But now seriously, I will give you one valid point to consider. Your precious James King Bible talks about Belgium, but how is that possible?

It doesn't mention Belgium by name. How is that valid?

The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830. Please get your facts straight and don't give me any christian bullshit because God probably might not even exist. People like you should be herded up in groups and expelled from our society, since you hold up any research and people who do want to have the world progress for the benefit of everyone.

There's that vaunted liberal tolerance we have all gotten to know and love.

Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?

Thank goodness Belgium wouldn't know anything about that. I'm sure Leopold II treated them much better than history has portrayed him.

Please come to your senses (you might want to try a site called Wikipedia to learn about facts established in the world),
Goodbye.

Um, okay. Bye then.

[IbestalkingfromBelgium]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

Hi satan, I am one of your incubi. I have been banned from the earth because of my hellish actions.

But now seriously, I will give you one valid point to consider. Your precious James King Bible talks about Belgium, but how is that possible? The book was published first somewhere around 1600, whilst Belgium was formed in 1830. Please get your facts straight and don't give me any christian bullshit because God probably might not even exist. People like you should be herded up in groups and expelled from our society, since you hold up any research and people who do want to have the world progress for the benefit of everyone. Your religion is a joke: christianity is the religion that has pedophile priests (and they don't JUST exist in Belgium, they exist in YOUR country too).

Who is America to judge Belgium while you're the country with the mass murders and afro-american racism?

Please come to your senses (you might want to try a site called Wikipedia to learn about facts established in the world),
Goodbye.

[ChocolateCrispy]

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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium

Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

Yves leterme
4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)


The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus

You have done no research at all. Where are your sources...

You write text but don't tell us where you got these lies from!

Belgian does exist!

Dutch is not a demonic language. It's pretty racist to say it's a demonic language!

[imbelgian]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

This is the most retarded forum ever.

First off, Jesus didn't exist. He's just a silly make-believe figure you morons have conjured up because you can't deal with your problems by yourself. Hey, atleast someone loves you then I guess?

Secondly, americans are soooo friggin stupid. I knew they were braindead but this forum just confirms my suspicions. Raping a girl is not good. Trust me, it's not good. Honestly, it really isn't. Just goes to show how fucked up you guys really are.

I'm really looking forward to listening to you guys. As soon as you inbred, brainwashed idiots get the time to stop reading that horrible book, let me know

<3 satan

[Barry]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

-A nice quote for you all: since you seem to like them:

"Gallica est divisa in partes tres, de Belgicae fortissime sunt." (A Roman)
=> "Gaul is divided in three great tribes, from which the Belgians are the most brave of all" (A Roman)

It must be a desperately sad day when in order to find something nice, said about your own country, you have to trawl through over 2000 years worth of world history to find a single, solitary, comment. Further more, it must be absolutely soul destroying to find it came from the mouth of some greasy Iti wop. Get used to it God is going to destroy your soul in hell every day for ever.

Even that ring kissing, syphaletic, French, surrender monkey, Charles de Gaulle hated you lot! He said, "Belgium : A country invented by the British to annoy the French".

[Meek and Humble]

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Are you still here? I'm beginning to think that Jesus isn't listening to my prayers!

It's merely a test, brother. God allows SATAN to have power on earth only temporarily