[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Are you still here? I'm beginning to think that Jesus isn't listening to my prayers!

[werefrombelgium]

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Romans were filthy sodomite pagans, who killed Jesus Christ Himself, and were almost always drunk, inbred and crazy.

Go romans!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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P.S.:
"Gallica est divisa in partes tres, de Belgicae fortissime sunt." (A Roman)
=> "Gaul is divided in three great tribes, from which the Belgians are the most brave of all" (A Roman)

Look, son - quoting the pope isn't going to help.

[V.Oltaire]

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P.S.:
- When you say the cart's dated from 1343, it's kind of wrong.
At first, Belgium itself exists as Belgium since 1830. So yeah. That can't be right

-A nice quote for you all: since you seem to like them:

"Gallica est divisa in partes tres, de Belgicae fortissime sunt." (A Roman)
=> "Gaul is divided in three great tribes, from which the Belgians are the most brave of all" (A Roman)

[V.Oltaire]

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Hello, my Christian friends,

I live in Belgium and I'm here to proove some of your 'facts' wrong.
First: Check your resources, the flag in the beginpost is the one from Germany. This one is the one from Belgium:



Then yes, Belgium does exist.
If you really tried to do good research, you would find, one of Belgium's biggest cities, has an international port. So it must be that a sea or an ocean is closeby. So no, to the one pointing to Szwitzerland and saying its Belgium.
This is where Belgium lies:


Then:

A. Belgium can't move itself form between Holland and France. Don't judge it for its situation. Trust me if we could, we would.

B. To say something for your first reason.
America doesn't have an own language either. So, when you mean that's a reason for God to hate Belgium, he might as well hate America.
And don't go all, but we speak 'American English', 'cause for that matter, us belgians don't speak 'Dutch' or 'French'. We speak 'dutch' and 'Walloon'.

C. For your second reason.
May I remind you of recent statistics, yes they're scientific, (don't run away screaming in agony) we we're higher on maths and science education. So that doesn't make us stupid.
Second, did you even ever been to Belgium? I guess not, so you can't say that they never wash themselves. Do you know that for a fact. Or just heard it from someone else. I may have heard from someone else that American are all fat and stupid and don't do anything than eating and sitting in front of the TV. You don't see me saying it's righteous.
So, don't believe in anything you didn't see or in this case smelled for yourselve okay? (Then again, I get it, 'cause believing in something you don't know or see, is what you people do, no offense though.)

D. Your third reason.
Thomas Edison invented the megaphone.
Now we have that settled, again, I refer to my text above. You can't say something is the way you say it is, when you don't know it for a 100% yourself.

E. For your fourth reason, I'd like to combine that with my comment on your eight reason.

F. Number five.
So we should all impose the dollar then?
I guess you're just a bit jeaulous, 'cause your stocks just dropped. Again.
And the dollar is still of lower value than the Euro. What's the problem with one coin, for a group of countries. You did it with all of your states.

G. Six, then.
It isn't normal, and then do get prosequeted for that. Which is normal.
Even in percentage, we'd probably score less on killing and raping children.
So, yeah. That's wrong.

I. Seven.
I can go on and on and on about this.
THE EARTH IS ROUND. Please. I thought we'd evolved past that.
Have you ever seen pictures from space, photographing earth.
It's revolves around the sun, along with all other planets. WHICH ARE ROUND.
Then, I don't know where you got that we think Mars is bigger than the Earth. Just don't say things you don't know for sure. And if you heard that from one Belgian. It doesn't mean the whole of Belgium thinks that.

J. The last one.
Yes, a Belgian did invent the saxophone. (Adolph Sax)
Is it demonish to play the sax? Making music and cheering people up.
It's sounds like prophecy to me.
Then, yes, 60% is gay or Jewish. Jewish, yeah, we can't help it we're such a nice country for people all over the world.
And that's because we like to move forward and not backwards into oblivion. We like to become a more evolved country. And when that contains accepting the beliefs of people (Jews, muslims, gay people), we do it. Because an evolved country respects all of its citizens.

(A nice fact on yop of this all: we also thought of frying the French Fries twice, so actually, we kind of invented them as they are on your plates right now, being America's favourite primary diet.)

[Wide-Open]

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W-O -What the heck are Walloons and Flemings? They sound like birds with pneumonia

They are local tribes brother.

One tribe is led by this guy:


The other tribe's leader is this one.



They are trying to become "one", like this:



But it's not working out, so we are in the middle of a bloody civil war.

Trust me, having Belgium as my Outreach post is NOT a present.

[James Dewitt]

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Hahahaha.. where the F... did you hear that? Let me guess; God told you?

While Jesus does speak to all True Christians, I highly doubt He speaks with unsaved trash. Why are you a Sodomite?

[werefrombelgium]

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I'm really glad my Baptists brothers brought the facts out about Belgium, our family was planning a trip to Europe but we will now clearly avoid it. My Christian wife did some research of her own and found that the people of Belgium built a big pile of stacked up rocks called Stonehenge to worship the Devil himself and to sacrifice babies! I for one have heard just about enough about this sulphurous, evil place, filled with demonic, hell bound, unsaved people!

Hahahaha.. where the F... did you hear that? Let me guess; God told you?

[Barry]

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you people are condemning an entire group of people just based on where they live? Did you ever go there to check it out yourself how they are there?

Please understand we would never dream of condemning an entire group of people just based on where they live. It is how they live that is the problem. In the time of my life before I found Jesus, I am ashamed to confess, I did once travel through Beglium, on my way to more interesting countries. Even then I did not like the place but I saw exactly how they live with my own eyes and never did I see a more disgusting and ungodly site.

The Belgiums have a very bizzare religious cult and actually worship piss! Its mad but I kid you not, I would not have believed it myself, unless I had seen it with my own eyes. While passing through one of their less attractive and scruffier villages, I noticed the Begliums have erected bronze effigies of their pagan gods, in the act of pissing and they gather in large congregations to take photographs. I think they also offer live sacrifices but I got out of that place as quick as I could and did not see them with my own eyes.

That is how they are in public spaces, I shudder to think how they behave behind closed doors.

A selection of the pissing gods worshipped by the Begliums.

[James Hutchins]

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W-O -What the heck are Walloons and Flemings? They sound like birds with pneumonia

[Wide-Open]

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First and most important I am from belgium. Born in GEEL in the dutch part of it

There is a French part in Geel? Geez, I thought only crazy people lived there. Admittedly, there's a great ring road around Geel to burn some fuel.

PIDPA is the watersupplier of the province Antwerpen.

O'reilley?

Also If you even dare to sugest I am a F***ing childmolester you better hope you aren't in belgium buddy!

Is your name Roger Vangheluwe? Or are you just another cathlick? And yes, I do reside in Belgium (I wouldn't exactly call it "living", though. ). About 10 miles from your shack in the woods.

I absolutely dispise those people adn think they should castrated and locked up in a 1on1 meter cell for the rest of their pathetic lives.

Good thing you don't judge people, nor wish them bodily harm.

The you people in the beggining of the site are those who are condemning other people of being worthless because they live in other countries.

Nobody is worthless, and no one on here stated as much. But the majority ... doesn't look to good does it?

The people in the middle of the sentence are the human beings you are condemning.

I never condemn anyone. I leave that to God. That said, I'm sure He does hate Belgium.

Also, if you were from belgium how could you let it slide that they got the wrong flag in the first post of the thread?

I haven't seen the flag, but Friend, honestly, is that the kind of detail that really makes you rage like a lunatic?

I might live in your sorry excuse ass for a country, but I would NEVER muddle my belief in the LORD with some stupid nationalism.

"Sire, il n'y a pas de Belges."

Il y a en Belgique des Wallons et des Flamands. Il n'y a pas de Belges.
In Belgium there are Walloons and Flemings. There are no Belgians.

Looks like Bart doesn't believe in them either. Nor the IMF. But hey, you know better, right?

But tell me: do you believe in Belgium, Jeff? (still not a native name )

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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you people are condemning an entire group of people just based on where they live?
The you people in the beggining of the site are those who are condemning other people of being worthless because they live in other countries.

Now hold on a chip-eating moment. THAT is a damned LIE! No-on here has EVER and I mean NOT EVER condemned me for living in Spain. NOT ONCE.

PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS right before making sweeping generalizations.



YIC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

[Jeff_Celler]

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Same difference.

People who actually DID grow up in Belgium (supposedly) learned the difference between the real reasons for the war and the "spark" that was needed. Do you live in the frictional country of Belgium Jeff? Because I DO.


Who exactly is "you people"? Something in your head? Sure, the majority on here is American - as it should be - but, again, who exactly is "you"?

Since the day I was born.

Because I've seen HOW you live since the day I was born. BTW, "Jeff" with two "ff"s is't a very Belgican name, is it? Is your name perhaps Mark, and you you have a liking of "cellars"?

Are you sure it's not? Poetin is better than Stalin just how?

"So 'xcuse me while I kiss the sky."

Friend, you know nothing about us, and nothing about "Belgium". I'm sure you don't even know what the PIDPA is.

First and most important I am from belgium. Born in GEEL in the flemish part of it

PIDPA is the watersupplier of the province Antwerpen.

Also If you even dare to sugest I am a F***ing childmolester you better hope you aren't in belgium buddy! I absolutely dispise those people adn think they should castrated and locked up in a 1on1 meter cell for the rest of their pathetic lives.

you people are condemning an entire group of people just based on where they live?
The you people in the beggining of the site are those who are condemning other people of being worthless because they live in other countries.
The people in the middle of the sentence are the human beings you are condemning.

Also, if you were from belgium how could you let it slide that they got the wrong flag in the first post of the thread? Or even say that the typical buildingstyle of belgium is like the atomium? a monument to the exposition of 1958?

[Wide-Open]

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First of all, Austria isn't Australia.

Same difference.

Secondly: I call it an inciden't because one cold blooded murder while it is a heinous act that should be punished is very small compaired to a war where a lot of people lost their lives.

People who actually DID grow up in Belgium (supposedly) learned the difference between the real reasons for the war and the "spark" that was needed. Do you live in the frictional country of Belgium Jeff? Because I DO.

you people are condemning an entire group of people just based on where they live?

Who exactly is "you people"? Something in your head? Sure, the majority on here is American - as it should be - but, again, who exactly is "you"?

Did you ever go there to check it out yourself how they are there? I doubt it.

Since the day I was born.

So why do you call us practically unworthy to live?

Because I've seen HOW you live since the day I was born. BTW, "Jeff" with two "ff"s is't a very Belgican name, is it? Is your name perhaps Mark, and you you have a liking of "cellars"?

I saw a map on this site earlier and it still stated that Russia was still communist.

Are you sure it's not? Poetin is better than Stalin just how?

So excuse me when I am a bit angry at you people where there is a big chance that you don't know anything about them unworthy to live.

"So 'xcuse me while I kiss the sky."

Friend, you know nothing about us, and nothing about "Belgium". I'm sure you don't even know what the PIDPA is.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Australia ISN'T a country!?

Of course it's a country! Ask the Maoris and pèople who work at the Sydney Opera House!