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  • Mentara
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Why didn't he just say that?
    But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?
    Probably because Belgarians think that speaking only one language is too stone age. Ow, wait, that's pretty much where you guys are stuck, right?

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  • Yves Leterme
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    Dear Landover Baptitst Church,

    after receiving a mail from one of the Belgian forum members, I registered here. I think it is outragious that a country like the United states of America talks like this about our little country.


    Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post


    Yves leterme


    4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)


    The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)





    Allthough that is a very nice picture, I am not gay. Why did you think this? And still, if I would be. What is the problem with homosexuality?

    Please, can someone explain why there is so much hate on our country? What did we ever did to you?

    Greetings,
    Yves Leterme
    Minister of Belgium.

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  • Mr. Racer
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    @ Johann

    We have some of the best hospitals in the world!!!

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Mr. Racer View Post
    @ Lost Sheep:
    you do know he's talking about us being able to speak dutch/french/german ?
    Why didn't he just say that?
    But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?


    Psalms 78:36Neuerthelesse they did flatter him with their mouth: and they lyed vnto him with their TONGUES.

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  • Brecht
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    Never mind them, Lost Sheep McUinnean.

    Lamentations 4, phrase 16: The anger of the LORD hath divided them; he will no more regard them: they respected not the persons of the priests, they favoured not the elders.

    It is clear they do not see your way.

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  • johann II
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    i'm sorry , it's because i went under treatment in one of those horrible hospitals in belgium .. they put me under an Functional Magnetic Ressonance Image ( FMRI) to scan my brain ...
    now it's all scrambled , like those eggs . probably giving a lot of money to this site will help me ...
    I see there are many beautifull blonde woman at your church , maybe I 'll join

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  • Mr. Racer
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    @ Lost Sheep:
    you do know he's talking about us being able to speak dutch/french/german ?

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Originally posted by Mentara View Post
    Pray pardon, noble lords and ladies, hast thou prepared thine self for the fact that Belgarians are tri lingual?

    Yes. Everyone knows about their sexual practices already. No need to bring that up here.



    YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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  • GodlyGismo
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    Please.. People, what should I do? My wife is going totally crazy. She's grilling her arm on the stove.. It smells delicious but it's so scary.

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  • Mentara
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    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).
    Pray pardon, noble lords and ladies, hast thou prepared thine self for the fact that Belgarians are tri lingual?

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    I assumed you made a typ-o.

    As the T is only an inch away from the D on your keyboard.

    Seeing that Belgium lies right next to Germany and both people speak Germanic languages (just like English is), the pronouncing of God and Got are (in Dutch) quite similar.

    So you're actually German? Otherwise you would have written God instead of Got, wouldn't you?!
    No. Don't be stupid.

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Originally posted by johann II View Post
    Oh mY GOD it's really a GERMAN , those bastards really are annoying ! lock up your woman , lock up your daughters , this guy is GERMAN ! and he's on a highway to hell
    GERMAN actually means NAZI ( bible translations.com )
    so he must be a Nazi , but wait nazis killed jews , and the bible says jews are bad -> we love GERMANS !
    or do we love jews ?
    this site is distracting my toughts , i Think i'm becoming mora and more americanian ...

    Are you feeling alright?

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  • johann II
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    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Belgian joke? I don't think so.

    You ARE German! I knew it. Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).

    Well, Fritz?

    Oh mY GOD it's really a GERMAN , those bastards really are annoying ! lock up your woman , lock up your daughters , this guy is GERMAN ! and he's on a highway to hell
    GERMAN actually means NAZI ( bible translations.com )
    so he must be a Nazi , but wait nazis killed jews , and the bible says jews are bad -> we love GERMANS !
    or do we love jews ?
    this site is distracting my toughts , i Think i'm becoming mora and more americanian ...

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    I assumed you made a typ-o.

    As the T is only an inch away from the D on your keyboard.

    Seeing that Belgium lies right next to Germany and both people speak Germanic languages (just like English is), the pronouncing of God and Got are (in Dutch) quite similar.

    So you're actually German? Otherwise you would have written God instead of Got, wouldn't you?!

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    I am not. I think there's only one god, and he's certainly not bi. You should apologize for saying such things. Not to me, but to God.

    You know he knows..
    Belgian joke? I don't think so.

    You ARE German! I knew it. Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).

    Well, Fritz?

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