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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #421
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by GodlyGismo View Post
    That can not be! The.. Devil.. What can I do about it?
    Get rid of Facebook as Facebook can DESTROY your soul and dedicate your life to Bible Study from now on.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Mr. Racer
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2010
      • 5

      #422
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      So , after stumbling on this forum (wich is completely and utterly so stupid , i don't even have the words to describe it...) ,
      and checking the thread were my beloved country is being put in the "hate this" corner of the forum.

      All of you "christians" should really be proud of yourself's!

      I'm not even beginning to name the mistakes you make on this entire forum!
      The threads i see here...
      Oh boy...

      But , you started on our country!
      I absolutely Love this place!
      And not real?
      What does it say on my passport then?

      Forgotten about WW1/2?
      Battle of Ardennes?
      Battle of Ieper?

      Father Damian ring any bells?

      @Godly Gizmo.
      Youre the best!

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      • Brecht
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Dec 2010
        • 64

        #423
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        I think the shirt's lying. Some hellish decoy, set out to confuse liable people such as your wife.

        I sincerely think you should consider using physical punishment on your wife, as Satan is physical too. It's the only way to drive Satan out of your family.
        Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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        • Imam Rashik
          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
          • Oct 2010
          • 265

          #424
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Mr. Racer View Post
          @Godly Gizmo.
          Youre the best!
          Is there some special relationship you want to tell everyone about.
          SURA 1
          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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          • GodlyGismo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2010
            • 4

            #425
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            It's getting worse! My wife started shouting out and began to smack her head against the wall. She was shouting that God didn't exist. I think she is possesed by the devil.. What should I do? Please help me! I have got a double barreled shotgun here. Please, give me advise brothers.

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            • Mr. Racer
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2010
              • 5

              #426
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Get rid of Facebook as Facebook can DESTROY your soul and dedicate your life to Bible Study from now on.
              Oh boy...
              "feel his wrath" otherwise?

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              • johann II
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2010
                • 4

                #427
                Re: tards

                I got this link from my granddaughter ... I visited belgium in 1944 and saw the horrible country...
                It stank there ... unwashed bodies , frozen corpses , humans turned to bloody pieces in the snow . the grave of many christian and jew americans ...

                even though this is a stupid satire-site , you should be respectfull for the dead of your own country and of all the other countries . you should pay even more respect to the living of those countries , because it were your grandparents who fought for the freedom of europe , who died in the belgian mud and snow , who died in the country that "doesn't exist "

                you should be ashamed to make fun of people , instead of that , you brave christians should help the poor and suffering in America, because believe me , there are far more people suffering in the USA than in EU ...

                nowadays there are also far more nazi's at your country,and hell , with site's like this, we won't return the favor so BEWARE



                ps : the LeAdEr will annonce mass suicide in 10days , time to become a muslim !

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                • Imam Rashik
                  Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 265

                  #428
                  Re: tards

                  Originally posted by johann II View Post
                  time to become a muslim !
                  You want to become a believer in Allah(pbuh) and join Islam.
                  SURA 1
                  2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                  3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                  pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                  • johann II
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 4

                    #429
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by GodlyGismo View Post
                    It's getting worse! My wife started shouting out and began to smack her head against the wall. She was shouting that God didn't exist. I think she is possesed by the devil.. What should I do? Please help me! I have got a double barreled shotgun here. Please, give me advise brothers.

                    let her read this site , intelligence will soon disappear and she will be quiet ..
                    arr

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2193

                      #430
                      Re: tards

                      Originally posted by johann II View Post
                      I got this link from my granddaughter ... I visited belgium in 1944 and saw the horrible country...
                      It stank there ... unwashed bodies , frozen corpses , humans turned to bloody pieces in the snow . the grave of many christian and jew americans ...

                      even though this is a stupid true religion-site , you should be respectfull for the dead of your own country and of all the other countries . you should pay even more respect to the living of those countries , because it were your grandparents who fought for the freedom of europe , who died in the belgian mud and snow , who died in the country that "doesn't exist "

                      you should be ashamed to make fun of people , instead of that , you brave christians should help the poor and suffering in America, because believe me , there are far more people suffering in the USA than in EU ...

                      nowadays there are also far more nazi's at your country,and hell , with site's like this, we won't return the favor so BEWARE



                      ps : the LeAdEr will annonce mass suicide in 10days , time to become a muslim !

                      I don't quite grasp your ppoint, if there is one.

                      And if there is one, it's a tad ungraspable.

                      YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                      • Brecht
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 64

                        #431
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Bigot.
                        I am not. I think there's only one god, and he's certainly not bi. You should apologize for saying such things. Not to me, but to God.

                        You know he knows..
                        Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2193

                          #432
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                          I am not. I think there's only one god, and he's certainly not bi. You should apologize for saying such things. Not to me, but to God.

                          You know he knows..
                          Belgian joke? I don't think so.

                          You ARE German! I knew it. Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).

                          Well, Fritz?

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                          • Brecht
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 64

                            #433
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            I assumed you made a typ-o.

                            As the T is only an inch away from the D on your keyboard.

                            Seeing that Belgium lies right next to Germany and both people speak Germanic languages (just like English is), the pronouncing of God and Got are (in Dutch) quite similar.

                            So you're actually German? Otherwise you would have written God instead of Got, wouldn't you?!
                            Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                            • johann II
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 4

                              #434
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                              Belgian joke? I don't think so.

                              You ARE German! I knew it. Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).

                              Well, Fritz?

                              Oh mY GOD it's really a GERMAN , those bastards really are annoying ! lock up your woman , lock up your daughters , this guy is GERMAN ! and he's on a highway to hell
                              GERMAN actually means NAZI ( bible translations.com )
                              so he must be a Nazi , but wait nazis killed jews , and the bible says jews are bad -> we love GERMANS !
                              or do we love jews ?
                              this site is distracting my toughts , i Think i'm becoming mora and more americanian ...

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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #435
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by johann II View Post
                                Oh mY GOD it's really a GERMAN , those bastards really are annoying ! lock up your woman , lock up your daughters , this guy is GERMAN ! and he's on a highway to hell
                                GERMAN actually means NAZI ( bible translations.com )
                                so he must be a Nazi , but wait nazis killed jews , and the bible says jews are bad -> we love GERMANS !
                                or do we love jews ?
                                this site is distracting my toughts , i Think i'm becoming mora and more americanian ...

                                Are you feeling alright?

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