[Lisa H]

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We don't have a national Language.
Belgium is "separeted" in 2 pieces. The dutch and the french part.
The people in the dutch part speak Dutch and the people in the french part speak french. Most of the dutch people can also speak French. It's difficult to explain. But no one has the right to talk about Belgium the way brother Damien did. It's unrespectful an verry unprofessional

Wouldn't it be better to have your own national language. Do you need a passport to go between the Dutch and French part.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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Wouldn't it be better to have your own national language. Do you need a passport to go between the Dutch and French part.

We don't need a passport to enter the other part of Belgium. There is no border. I love the fact that we have 2 different languages. In the capital of Belgium: Brussels (all so the capital of Europe), everything is written in both languages. It's a cool place to live.

[Lisa H]

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We don't need a passport to enter the other part of Belgium. There is no border. I love the fact that we have 2 different languages. In the capital of Belgium: Brussels (all so the capital of Europe), everything is written in both languages. It's a cool place to live.

It would be much easier if everyone spoke English then there would be less confusion. When you read books & newspapers do they print every line 2 twice, one in French and the other in Dutch.

Why do the use shells to make Belgium chocolate. Wouldn't it be rather crunchy and ruin your teeth.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I can draw bogus countries on a map too. I wonder what the Dutch Ambassador would have to say about stealing part of his country?

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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It would be much easier if everyone spoke English then there would be less confusion. When you read books & newspapers do they print every line 2 twice, one in French and the other in Dutch.

Why do the use shells to make Belgium chocolate. Wouldn't it be rather crunchy and ruin your teeth.

English isn't the only language in the world. And thank god for that

Why are there holes in a donut? Isn't it better to have a whole donut instead?

[Lisa H]

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English isn't the only language in the world. And thank god for that

English may not be the only language, but it is the best language because everyone speaks it.

Why are there holes in a donut? Isn't it better to have a whole donut instead?

There are also jam donuts. They taste yummy when they are hot.



Why didn't you answer my question about the shell chocolate.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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Why didn't you answer my question about the shell chocolate.

Because it is candy, and pretty obvious that it isn't healthy

[Lisa H]

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Because it is candy, and pretty obvious that it isn't healthy

It would be healthy if they did not make them with shells.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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It would be healthy if they did not make them with shells.

we make them in Shells so we can see what sort of people eat them. Most of the time it's eaten by fishes or people who have the IQ of a fish

[Lisa H]

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we make them in Shells so we can see what sort of people eat them. Most of the time it's eaten by fishes or people who have the IQ of a fish

I have never seen a fish eat chocolate. Do you know anyone with an IQ of fish?

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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I have never seen a fish eat chocolate. Do you know anyone with an IQ of fish?

I don't think we have to look that far...

[Brother Bram]

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Fellow Godlovers,

While googling rape, sodomy and sin earlier today, I stumbled upon this fantastic piece of internetjournalism, this gem 2.0 if you will, and I must say: I could not agree more with Brother Daniel's, or should I say God's, writing. On several occasions have I wondered why Belgium has not yet been swallowed by the grounds beneath it to burn in hell for eternity. I image that God, seeing as He is our Lord and Savior, has a lot on his plate at the moment, these are indeed dark times, so ridding His creation of this human wasteland is probably not his highest priority. Today is after all a sunday, and He is also entitled to some me-time. I image He's not yet had a chance to see the last season of Desperate Housewives on the Allmighty TiVo or listen to his Billy Ray Cyrus collection, that ofcourse spans to the day his daughter turned into a blasphemous wench.

Still I dream about a Belgiumless world every day. Being a citizen of Luxemburg, I have had my share of first hand experiences with these Godless creatures. Whenever there is a firm south-east wind blowing for example, we have to close our doors and windows to keep the house pure. The stench of Pedophilia is hard to get out of the curtains. Also on a yearly basis, they use their summer holidays as an excuse to pass through our country and steal all our gasoline and cigarettes. Their economy must indeed be in a dire state. As an extra security measure, I have recently prohibited my children to friend Belgians on Facebook and Myspace as my priest tells me homosexuality travels through wifi. I am of course very open to your suggestions as how to be saved and stay saved.

Finaly, I urge you to consider, if agreed upon by the Lord ofcourse, colonizing our country. I am sure one small extra state wouldn't hurt you. Our wealth would benefit your economy a lot more then everything Barack O'Satan has (not) done. Also: a few dozen army helicopters might be able to winch our country up and carry it across the ocean so it could be attached to yours. This would simultaneously create a large hole through which God could send every Belgian straight to hell, if he has a few minutes of free time of course.


God's BFF,

Bram

P.S.: Although we know French as a necessity, we do have our own language which is way better then French or Dutch.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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While googling rape, sodomy and sin earlier today

creep

[Lisa H]

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I don't think we have to look that far...

So you do know someone, how do you know them.

[Olivier from BELGIUM]

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So you do know someone, how do you know them.

By looking at my computerscreen