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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!
"Yo mama!" is a Belgicist curse now?
"Yo mama!" is a Belgicist curse now?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!
that curse is one off the best ... we should better leave him alone... no laughing about that
btw as i would like to say you all never been in Belgium , yea maybe once . But i think the people live their they know more about Belgium.Comment
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!
In Belgium they have a pray:
ZALIG ZIJN DE SIMPELEN VAN GEESTComment
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That is what your parents say to you.Originally posted by Gaydar View Post
Now stop posting in demonic languages.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!
I have been in Belgium for my research.Originally posted by enzo55 View Post
This is also the reason I speak Italian/dutch so good.
I did some more research and found out, BELGIUM DOES NOT EXIST indeed!Comment
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so Belgium exist , you've been their .Originally posted by Brother Daniel View PostComment
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NO! What makes you say a stupid thing like that?Originally posted by enzo55 View Post
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."Comment
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That's not the worst of it. Between the incredibly poor eyesight, slow brain and beast-like appearance of the average Belgian, over 180 Belgian "people" are killed every year by their fellow Belgians who genuinely believe that they're killing the goat instead.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Praise! Our Lord and Saviour has no time whatsoever for things that don't exist.I'd love to visit Belgium, but the main reason God hates Belgium is because IT DOESN'T EXIST.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
That's why He never mentions unicorns or dragons or cockatrices. They don't exist anymore. Didn't hear a word about them from Jesus, now did we?Praise! Our Lord and Saviour has no time whatsoever for things that don't exist.
All extinct by then.Bible boring? Nonsense!
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so, belgium doesn't exist, i live in belgium, so i don't exist which means that if I come to landover with an AK47 and start shooting u all, it's ok, i don't exist
man, satan's gonna be happy with his new playtoys i just might send him (you guys are lucky i can't pay for my flight... yet ^^)
ofcourse, i might go to hell for killing you guys, i better don't...
but hey! then again i think satan and i would become best of friends since we both hate christians with an IQ of a geranium pot
allah agbar (or however u write that shit) and a pleasant jihad and crusade to all u guys, praise be lucifer, brother of jezus (read ur bible wirrting in Nicea 573)
i hope the day comes that u'll find your precious Enlil hanging on the dik of your god that was originated from the name Anu, while his other son Enki just might make u force to build a statue of me (yes, i'm pretty ambitious)
if u don't understand the above statement then please search your remote for your brain and put it on before attempting to learn the history and origins of religion, mythology and customs (don't fuck with a guy that makes a living out of this)Comment
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I hope you know how many Federal, State and Local laws not to mention European laws on hate crimes and threats of murder that you have violated. I have a feeling that your local law enforcement will be contacting you directly. Tell me just how much do you earn as a troll?Originally posted by Pheste View Postso, belgium doesn't exist, i live in belgium, so i don't exist which means that if I come to landover with an AK47 and start shooting u all, it's ok, i don't exist
man, satan's gonna be happy with his new playtoys i just might send him (you guys are lucky i can't pay for my flight... yet ^^)
ofcourse, i might go to hell for killing you guys, i better don't...
but hey! then again i think satan and i would become best of friends since we both hate christians with an IQ of a geranium pot
allah agbar (or however u write that shit) and a pleasant jihad and crusade to all u guys, praise be lucifer, brother of jezus (read ur bible wirrting in Nicea 573)
i hope the day comes that u'll find your precious Enlil hanging on the dik of your god that was originated from the name Anu, while his other son Enki just might make u force to build a statue of me (yes, i'm pretty ambitious)
if u don't understand the above statement then please search your remote for your brain and put it on before attempting to learn the history and origins of religion, mythology and customs (don't piffle with a guy that makes a living out of this)
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dude are you guys for fucking real?? I think u might get the point of sarcams by now, or the point of anything
this is pathetic, all u guys do is live ur lives in complete ignorance and when I try to do the same (in the hope u might understand something) u start hiding behind the laws
should i mention all the shit that you guys have been "preaching" out on us that's illegal? you guys are just the worst combination of racists and hatelovers
you wished all belgian people death, i fail to see the difference except that you guys don't understand "irony", even if i had the money to pay a flight, do u really think that, even because i'm an "evil" belgian, would waste my time and money to shoot you guys?
this is hopeless, i got better things to do than discussing with a bunch of religious and redneck nutbags, almost thinking you guys are a sect or somethingComment
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and i'd love to apologise for everything, in the same way you would apologise to me for slandering me, my people and my country (that's the whole point of everything)Comment
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"Irony"? Is that Belgiumese for "ironing", dear? You'll find we ladies not only understand it, we LIVE for it. Glory!Originally posted by Pheste View Post
Graciously accepted.Originally posted by Pheste View Post
Very well then. I'm terribly sorry that the truth is so very difficult to stomach.in the same way you would apologise to me for slandering me, my people and my country (that's the whole point of everything)
Please accept my apology in the spirit it was intended, dear.True Christians are Perfect!
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Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
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Your death threats have been reported.Originally posted by Pheste View PostComment
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