[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Something needs to be done to the access at Landover. Members shouldn't need to turn left to enter the driveway.

Incisive as usual Brother! We should have one of those European traffic circles further up the road in the middle of the Holy Cross Roads. Folks would have to go back on themselves and turn right. The confusion would doubtless cull a few Unsaved™.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

the godess dun hate canada were the best country eva! canadian grrlz kick but!

It's good that they can do something. Spelling obviously isn't on the list.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

the godess dun hate canada were the best country eva! canadian grrlz kick but!

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Something needs to be done to the access at Landover. Members shouldn't need to turn left to enter the driveway.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Because of the sensitive nature of the work Landover Baptist Church does for the present Administration, the US Department of Faith (DoF) has repeatedly warned us about terrorist threats. By agreement with the DoF, and with the agreement of President G W Bush, the address is classified Secret.

Only the DOF and True Christians™ are privy to that knowledge. Landover has been blanked off Google Earth and other maps. The last time it was shown on a map of Iowa was in 1957.

However, I will attach a couple of photos to show that Landover can be found:

looks a bit like your church sign I would say.


Is this mockery the work of evil muslim terrorists?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

We do not allow either pet birds or the playing of games.

I suddenly remember the phrase "Bat Out Of Hell" Brother Batfire. Must be from my unsaved days. Gluttony also comes to mind. Oh, the miracles He forces upon our tiny brains.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far from where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just in case.

We do not allow either pet birds or the playing of games. So whatever sort of bat you bring, you should leave it somewhere safe in Freehold.

There is a security ring around Landover Baptist Church, you won't even get within telephoto lens distance.

But don't let that stop you from visiting Iowa.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far froom where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just incase.

You're threats have earned you a stay in Quarantine.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Iowa is not to far froom where i live, next time im there, ill drop by. And ill bring a bat, just incase.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

i think i might get on to seeing where your so called "Church" is located. im extremely interested in sitting down with you and having an interview.

Because of the sensitive nature of the work Landover Baptist Church does for the present Administration, the US Department of Faith (DoF) has repeatedly warned us about terrorist threats. By agreement with the DoF, and with the agreement of President G W Bush, the address is classified Secret.

Only the DOF and True Christians™ are privy to that knowledge. Landover has been blanked off Google Earth and other maps. The last time it was shown on a map of Iowa was in 1957.

However, I will attach a couple of photos to show that Landover can be found:

[Talitha]

Re: Canada

i completely agree with you. normally i treat things said over the interbet as not being serious, because people will say a lot more hatred things over the internet, and not in real life.


as for the location of the chruch, im going to go into some deep research and find out exactly where it is. youll be getting a hell of a lot of mail from me.

You can email a Pastor whenever you wish.
Our address is confidential but a Pastor might let you have it.
It won't make any difference until you get Saved.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

Great real, Muslims kill people because their invisible sky king Allah tells them to. Were do Christians kill anyone because Allah tells us to? You Canadians can be so retarded at times.

[[Kevin]*]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

i completely agree with you. normally i treat things said over the interbet as not being serious, because people will say a lot more hatred things over the internet, and not in real life.


as for the location of the chruch, im going to go into some deep research and find out exactly where it is. youll be getting a hell of a lot of mail from me.

[Alastor]

Re: Canada

<<Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now>>

*slaps knee* There is no country more "godless" than the united states of america. A mere quick glance around this forum shows the sheer ignorance that will be your undoing. Until I saw it with my own eyes I simply didn't believe it possible to harbour such hatred and intolerance - I'm still pinching myself to make sure I am not just dreaming this.

There is no difference between you and a muslim extremist - one in the same. I've followed some of your posts and you vomit hatred everywhere.

Unreal. I am going to enjoy my brief stay here.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

i think i might get on to seeing where your so called "Church" is located. im extremely interested in sitting down with you and having an interview.

Friend, do you really think we give out our exact location to just anyone?

We face persecution on a daily basis and there's no telling when an attack may come from a crazed Atheist of Muzlum.