Why God Hates Canada

[Stuey105]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, BC was named long before Columbia had Cocaine. Also, I would bet you $2,000 that there is no Canadian coin with a moose on it, and I don't see how that show is making fun of anything american, it's Canadians making fun of canada.

[Juliette]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Not to forget that Canada allowed mudslimes to make fun of an example of a true American family.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Moreover, Canadian coins have pictures of mooses on them, thereby encouraging bestiality; Jesus hates that.

[Nobar King]

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And regular Columbia wasn't good enough for them, so they had to start their own, "British Columbia". Do you think that's code for "Canadian province where Brits can import Coke?"

[Brother Temperance]

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Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.

Really? I always thought you guys were brought over as slaves?

Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country.

Why do you have a Communist avatar, my Communonegro friend? Methinks someone's been reading a little too much Franz Fanon and Huey Newton.

[Stuey105]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Try looking a little further north

[Wide-Open]

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Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.

Nah, that's Messyco isn't it? With the fence and all?

Genesis 10:19
And the border of the Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, even unto Lasha

[Stuey105]

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And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

Ok, sorry for the double post but let me set a few things straight. First, you need to look up the definition of Communism because Canada is absolutly not a communist country. Second, we aren't even close to being a province of the US, we are a separate, free nation. Third, I have enough sense to know that I would have to be an idiot to move to the US.

By the way, sorry about posting a topic in the wrong place but I don't see why it belongs in the Christian Help section either. I don't need any help.

[Stuey105]

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I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.

Well that shows how ignorant you are since Canada and the US share a border.

[Wide-Open]

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Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?

I'm surprised to see that you have an internet connection in Africa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?

And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

[Stuey105]

Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?