[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I think the Canuckistanis better get their act together soon, because God has His eye on them. Despite being a communist country, the Lord saw fit to make sure that the Godly Steven Harper got appointed as their president. The one decent man in the entire, desolate nation, and he's their leader! PRAISE!
Unfortunately, because they don't have real democracy there yet, President Harper isn't allowed to make the changes that really need to be made (like repealing sodomite marriage and criminalizing marihuana), but he is there as a shining beacon of hope! PRAISE JESUS!

Did us Canadians as a Nation not VOTE Stephen Harper in as our PRIME MINISTER. Sounds like a Democratic Country to me, But in the states with your rigged voting stations and the hoopla that goes into your votes im gonna Say canada is more Democratic then fixed elections in the oh so great nation of America. What would we do without you guys

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?

Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.

Bah i'd like to see you try, then we'd send our " Muslim Canucks Terroists" to the border to blow you fuckers up.

Isn't San Francisco City Homosexuality, doesn't it reside in the United States of America? Maybe you should save California Before overting your eyes to the peace keeping nation of the North.

Remember when Bush Said there were terroists in Afgahnistan who is there NOW still Patrolling, at Least as Canucks didn't fall for the Iraq Bamboozle Bush tried to pull.

Isn't it your Politicians that get caught in the Spotlight Commiting Adultery with Hookers im sure Jesus sure loves that.

America country of Hippocrits.

[Nobar King]

Re: Canada

Wow!, someone's sensitive today.

[heatherc]

Re: Canada

And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

Wow, people like you make me sick.

We're communist's?

Do you even know what the word means, or are you spouting nonsense crap to make yourself seem more important.

"A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."

Wow, doesn't that kinda sound like the American government?

And since being half French means your hated by god, it makes me glad im half English and only a quarter French.

You'd think a pastor wouldn't be so ignorant, what does god teach?

Forgiveness, acceptance, love.. maybe you should rethink your ideas, apply for a green card and beg OUR prime minister to accept you as a Canadian and leave that disgusting "cesspool of a country" you call home.

It's people like you that make me glad I'm a roman catholic.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi i'm new here, i was wondering. How come when i smoke weed with bible paper, it never works well. I mean the paper goes all in my eyes and shit and hurts. And worst of all, it wastes good weed. Or decent weed. Even the song books from the church don't work too well.

What's this all aboot. Am i doing it wrong somehow ?

Sounds like poetic justice for breaking the law. Just say no to drugs.

Also, can i get drunk off holy water ? i drank an ungodly amount and it didn't make we do anything besides have diarrhea and puke my guts out.

Thanks

You will have to ask a Catholic about that. We Christians don’t bother with such pagan nonsense are magic water.

[godforever]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi i'm new here, i was wondering. How come when i smoke weed with bible paper, it never works well. I mean the paper goes all in my eyes and shit and hurts. And worst of all, it wastes good weed. Or decent weed. Even the song books from the church don't work too well.

What's this all aboot. Am i doing it wrong somehow ?

Also, can i get drunk off holy water ? i drank an ungodly amount and it didn't make we do anything besides have diarrhea and puke my guts out.

Thanks

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I find your whole post very contradictory to your own beliefs.

Please explain.

Why not? You pay serious attention the literalness of the bible.

That's about as old a book as any.

The Bible is the Word of God. Surely even you don't honestly think the same of Marx's writings.

Another question, not an attack, feel free to answer (and please don't be cryptic by asking me to read another passage of the bible, they are ambiguous and open to interpretation).

Now I see what the issue is. You seem to have us confused with false Christians who "interpret" the Bible. Unlike them, we don't "interpret" the Bible to make it more politically correct for modern liberals; we read what the words say. There are some good threads on that subject in this forum; I suggest you check them out.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Aww for crying out loud. Can somebody start the cuckoo clocks?

Certainly more plausible than the earth being flat with 4 corners

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

I am constantly amazed at the lessons that I learn from being a member of this forum. One thing that it has taught me is to be a better editor of MY OWN words, thoughts, and ideas.

I'm sure I'm not the only one to benefit from this system.

[Deaner]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

As Christians, wouldn't it be a tad better if you focused more on what Christ said instead of what the hate and fear mongering that the jewish religion is based upon?

We focus exactly on what Christ said and He always endorsed the Old Testament...

Matthew 5:17-18
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Basically, Jesus came down and told all those disgusting yids that there's a new sheriff in town. The joos had their chance, blew it...and it's been Jesus and America ever since. You really shouldn't be arguing this history when you haven't studied it.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

Jesus will present you with a shiny Edit Button as soon as you've opened your eyes to The Truth.

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Which brand of logic are you recommending?

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Welcome to our church forum, friend. You seem to care a lot about God and religion. Do you believe in Our Saviour Jesus Christ?

Yeah sure, I'm sure he existed.

There have been plenty of enlightened gurus in the past.

What I don't get though, is why so often I find your particular sect to quote the old testament so much... I mean, it's basically the same text those "filthy Jews" read from except for a few additions on their part. As Christians, wouldn't it be a tad better if you focused more on what Christ said instead of what the hate and fear mongering that the jewish religion is based upon?

Another question, not an attack, feel free to answer (and please don't be cryptic by asking me to read another passage of the bible, they are ambiguous and open to interpretation).

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Which brand of logic are you recommending?

[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Whoa friends, so many questions and words, makes my head spin. I'll just pick on a few things that actually didn't make me go "dur"



Then you have come to the right place!



Because there are a lot of jiggaboos and messicans running around who are too lazy to work and just go on stealing pies and whatnot (when they are not drugged up or raping our women).



You have us mixed up with papists friend. We are BAPTISTS, not catlick child buggerers.



Now you are starting to joke. Of course the earth is not round. You can read our excellent discussion about that here.



Friend, have you ever read the Bible? (KJV 1611 only) Do you know the story of Job?

Read it, and then come back to anwer your own question.

I have read it, the devil makes a bet with God... that doesn't really affirm anything though. I already know what the bible says, I'm now asking you as worshipers to think logically.

I know you can do it, for once.