[HisMaster'sVoice]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Which brand of logic are you recommending?

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

[Talitha]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

Jesus will present you with a shiny Edit Button as soon as you've opened your eyes to The Truth.

[Deaner]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

As Christians, wouldn't it be a tad better if you focused more on what Christ said instead of what the hate and fear mongering that the jewish religion is based upon?

We focus exactly on what Christ said and He always endorsed the Old Testament...

Matthew 5:17-18
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Basically, Jesus came down and told all those disgusting yids that there's a new sheriff in town. The joos had their chance, blew it...and it's been Jesus and America ever since. You really shouldn't be arguing this history when you haven't studied it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I prefer Calvin Klein myself.

On a side note, I really wish this place had an edit button, I keep missing grammar errors until after I post, and by then its too late.

I am constantly amazed at the lessons that I learn from being a member of this forum. One thing that it has taught me is to be a better editor of MY OWN words, thoughts, and ideas.

I'm sure I'm not the only one to benefit from this system.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Aww for crying out loud. Can somebody start the cuckoo clocks?

Certainly more plausible than the earth being flat with 4 corners

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I find your whole post very contradictory to your own beliefs.

Please explain.

Why not? You pay serious attention the literalness of the bible.

That's about as old a book as any.

The Bible is the Word of God. Surely even you don't honestly think the same of Marx's writings.

Another question, not an attack, feel free to answer (and please don't be cryptic by asking me to read another passage of the bible, they are ambiguous and open to interpretation).

Now I see what the issue is. You seem to have us confused with false Christians who "interpret" the Bible. Unlike them, we don't "interpret" the Bible to make it more politically correct for modern liberals; we read what the words say. There are some good threads on that subject in this forum; I suggest you check them out.

[godforever]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi i'm new here, i was wondering. How come when i smoke weed with bible paper, it never works well. I mean the paper goes all in my eyes and shit and hurts. And worst of all, it wastes good weed. Or decent weed. Even the song books from the church don't work too well.

What's this all aboot. Am i doing it wrong somehow ?

Also, can i get drunk off holy water ? i drank an ungodly amount and it didn't make we do anything besides have diarrhea and puke my guts out.

Thanks

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hi i'm new here, i was wondering. How come when i smoke weed with bible paper, it never works well. I mean the paper goes all in my eyes and shit and hurts. And worst of all, it wastes good weed. Or decent weed. Even the song books from the church don't work too well.

What's this all aboot. Am i doing it wrong somehow ?

Sounds like poetic justice for breaking the law. Just say no to drugs.

Also, can i get drunk off holy water ? i drank an ungodly amount and it didn't make we do anything besides have diarrhea and puke my guts out.

Thanks

You will have to ask a Catholic about that. We Christians don’t bother with such pagan nonsense are magic water.

[heatherc]

Re: Canada

And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

Wow, people like you make me sick.

We're communist's?

Do you even know what the word means, or are you spouting nonsense crap to make yourself seem more important.

"A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."

Wow, doesn't that kinda sound like the American government?

And since being half French means your hated by god, it makes me glad im half English and only a quarter French.

You'd think a pastor wouldn't be so ignorant, what does god teach?

Forgiveness, acceptance, love.. maybe you should rethink your ideas, apply for a green card and beg OUR prime minister to accept you as a Canadian and leave that disgusting "cesspool of a country" you call home.

It's people like you that make me glad I'm a roman catholic.

[Nobar King]

Re: Canada

Wow!, someone's sensitive today.

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?

Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.

Bah i'd like to see you try, then we'd send our " Muslim Canucks Terroists" to the border to blow you fuckers up.

Isn't San Francisco City Homosexuality, doesn't it reside in the United States of America? Maybe you should save California Before overting your eyes to the peace keeping nation of the North.

Remember when Bush Said there were terroists in Afgahnistan who is there NOW still Patrolling, at Least as Canucks didn't fall for the Iraq Bamboozle Bush tried to pull.

Isn't it your Politicians that get caught in the Spotlight Commiting Adultery with Hookers im sure Jesus sure loves that.

America country of Hippocrits.

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I think the Canuckistanis better get their act together soon, because God has His eye on them. Despite being a communist country, the Lord saw fit to make sure that the Godly Steven Harper got appointed as their president. The one decent man in the entire, desolate nation, and he's their leader! PRAISE!
Unfortunately, because they don't have real democracy there yet, President Harper isn't allowed to make the changes that really need to be made (like repealing sodomite marriage and criminalizing marihuana), but he is there as a shining beacon of hope! PRAISE JESUS!

Did us Canadians as a Nation not VOTE Stephen Harper in as our PRIME MINISTER. Sounds like a Democratic Country to me, But in the states with your rigged voting stations and the hoopla that goes into your votes im gonna Say canada is more Democratic then fixed elections in the oh so great nation of America. What would we do without you guys

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

You say that like countless numbers of people every year don't try to make their way here trying to better their lives by driving our cabs, doing our laundry, mowing our lawns, or picking our fruit. You say that like people the world over don't try to emulate us, or devour our culture (no matter how deviant it gets). You say that like anyone has even heard of Canuckistan.

Here's a test - Go to the most remote, disease-ridden, illiterate, backward village in, oh say, Malaysia. Ask the locals if they've ever heard of your frozen wasteland of a "nation", then ask them if they've ever heard of America.
Better to be successful and loved/hated than to be an insignificant nothing.

I'm gonna take a stab here and say that yes they will have heard of Canada, and your hatred like Pastor Ezekiel said, And the Bible says that we are Blessed by the persecution of haters like you. Thank you for proving once again that Jesus is always right, and that America is His favorite nation. Glory!!

So thank you For Blessing our Beautiful Nation of Canada

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Wow I wish we had Politicians Like this in canada

States may free inmates to save millions

By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer 10 minutes ago

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Lawmakers from California to Kentucky are trying to save money with a drastic and potentially dangerous budget-cutting proposal: releasing tens of thousands of convicts from prison, including drug addicts, thieves and even violent criminals.
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Officials acknowledge that the idea carries risks, but they say they have no choice because of huge budget gaps brought on by the slumping economy.
"If we don't find a way to better manage the population at the state prison, we will be forced to spend money to expand the state's prison system — money we don't have," said Jeff Neal, a spokesman for Rhode Island Gov. Don Carcieri.
At least eight states are considering freeing inmates or sending some convicts to rehabilitation programs instead of prison, according to an Associated Press analysis of legislative proposals. If adopted, the early release programs could save an estimated $450 million in California and Kentucky alone.
A Rhode Island proposal would allow inmates to deduct up to 12 days from their sentence for every month they follow rules and work in prison. Even some violent offenders would be eligible but not those serving life sentences.
A plan in Mississippi would offer early parole for people convicted of selling marijuana or prescription drugs. New Jersey, South Carolina and Vermont are considering funneling drug-addicted offenders into treatment, which is cheaper than prison.
The prospect of financial savings offers little comfort to Tori-Lynn Heaton, a police officer in a suburb of Providence whose ex-husband went to prison for beating her. He has already finished his prison term, but would have been eligible for early release under the current proposal.
"You're talking about victim safety. You're talking about community member safety," she said. "You can't balance the budget on the backs of victims of crimes."
But prisons "are one of the most expensive parts of the criminal-justice system," said Alison Lawrence, who studies corrections policy for the National Conference of State Legislatures. "That's where they look to first to cut down some of those costs."
Rhode Island Corrections Director A.T. Wall was not sure how many prisoners could be freed early. The payoff for doing so may be relatively small: less than $1 million for the first fiscal year, although that figure would increase over time.
In California, where lawmakers have taken steps to cut a $16 billion budget deficit in half by summer, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger proposed saving $400 million by releasing more than 22,000 inmates who had less than 20 months remaining on their sentences. Violent and sex offenders would not be eligible.
Laying off prison guards and making it more difficult to send parole violators back to state prison would account for part of the savings.
Law enforcement officials and Republican lawmakers immediately criticized Schwarzenegger's proposal, which would apply to car thieves, forgers, drunken drivers and some drug dealers. Some would never serve prison time because the standard sentence for those crimes is 20 months or less.
"To open the prison door and release prisoners back into communities is merely placing a state burden onto local governments and will ultimately jeopardize safety in communities," said Fresno Police Chief Jerry Dyer, who could see 1,800 inmates released in his area.
In Kentucky, which faces a $1.3 billion deficit, lawmakers approved legislation Wednesday to grant early release to some prisoners. Initial estimates were that the plan could affect as many as 2,000 inmates and save nearly $50 million.
If the governor signs the bill, the exact number of prisoners would be determined by prison officials. Violent convicts and sexual offenders would be exempt.
Gov. Steve Beshear has said Kentucky must review its policies after the state's inmate population jumped 12 percent last year — the largest increase in the nation.
Kentucky spends more than $18,600 to house one inmate for a year, or roughly $51 a day. In California, each inmate costs an average of $46,104 to incarcerate.
The prison budget in Mississippi has nearly tripled since stricter sentencing laws took effect in 1994.
To curb spending, lawmakers have offered a bill to make about 7,000 drug offenders in prison eligible for parole. A second proposal would allow the parole board to release inmates convicted of selling marijuana and prescription drugs after serving just a quarter of their sentences. Currently, they must serve 85 percent of their terms before release.
Michigan is trying to speed up the parole process for about 3,500 inmates who were convicted of nonviolent, nonsexual offenses, or who are seriously ill.
Barbara Sampson, chairwoman of the Michigan Parole Board, said early release often makes sense, especially for low-risk offenders who get help rebuilding their lives.
"Getting that prisoner back to the community so that he can stay connected to his family, getting him back into the work force ... that's a positive thing," she said.
But not everyone is sold on the idea.
"Economics cannot be the engine that drives the train of public safety," said Terrence Jungel, executive director of the Michigan Sheriffs' Association. "Government has no greater responsibility than the protection of its citizens."

[chowdahead]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Now after defending my country i have an inquiry,

How is Smoking Marijuana viewed as a Sin. God created it, it grows natural.