[Katander]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

AGAIN?

That's the second time in only a couple of months!

I couldnt find reference to this anywhere on the forum
my apologies if it has been mentioned before

Even so it is good news! Maybe there is hope for us humans yet!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Looks like the "Mission to Australia" didnt work that well...

The Aussies have elected an Athiest as PM!

http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/con...7/s2941974.htm

AGAIN?

That's the second time in only a couple of months!

[Katander]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Looks like the "Mission to Australia" didnt work that well...

The Aussies have elected an Athiest as PM!

http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/connectasia/stories/201007/s2941974.htm

[handmaiden]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

Now, just wait a cotton-pickin' minute! Do I hear some tude in your tone?

Just 'cause your folks were here way before 1886 while mind were stompin' grapes up until 1900 or so, doesn't mean you can take a tude with me.

And I didn't ASK a question. I stated a fact. (It was an incorrect fact, not being taken from the Bible and all,) but I can correctly state that it was a statement and not a question, so there.

Hmphingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Sister Charli]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Silly baptists. I was sickly throughout my childhood. Now I'm healthy. Tofu has a higher concentration of protein than meat does, did you know?

And where do you get your iron from?

Not to mention B12. Vegetarians are often lacking in B12.

Can cause dementia you know, if you don't get enough of it.

That is why vegetarians are rarely intelligent.

NB: That is rarely not really.

[jennabenna]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

That is a wicked and uncalled for accusation.

Sadly Mrs. Wintersnow is a widow....A widow doing her best to bake pies, tend house and counsel the unsaved all in the name of God

I am not so sure that God will be pleased with your remarks on one of his most valued True Christians™

Well... Shit. I'm sorry. I really am.

[jennabenna]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

Silly baptists. I was sickly throughout my childhood. Now I'm healthy. Tofu has a higher concentration of protein than meat does, did you know?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

Well put sister Charli ...The insane ramblings of a meat and protein deprived heathen.........Unfortunately I am not quite as charitable as you as she has a clear choice whether she consumes the bounty that God provides or whether to lead the life of a sickly and pale un Godly herbivore

I have learned on my journey to salvation that True Christians™ must ingest at least 4.0 kilograms (9 lb) of various meat products per week

BTW sister Charli I have not seen you at LBC for some little while, have you been ill or just spending the majority of your time tending house and baking pies?

As a fellow Australian I miss your insightful contributions

[Sister Charli]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics

Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

[jennabenna]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics

Oh, really? I wonder how exactly they managed to exploit these christian settlers. If you'll do me the honor of respecting the research I've done into the matter of my own heritage, then I'll do you the honor of pretending that you have any measure of credibility on anything besides the bible. You can keep the bible. Deal?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

No, I'm not. I'm of african blood myself, and proud to be. Actually, I've traced my family tree right back to slaves stolen from africa and taken to the United states. The trail goes cold there, though.

Ha! I find this story very unlikely! Being a nigress, there is very little chance you even know who your own father is, let alone ancestors dating back to the War of (liberal) Northern Agression!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

Oh so you not only a darkie but a sorcerer or a witch too, GENIE!!!!

A BLACK JINN no less!

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Oh god. This is hilarious. Wintersnow, will you just admit to your husband already that you're cheating on him?

Miss Jennabenna,

I am highly upset at being accused of adultery!!

I fail to see that extending an invitation in fellowship to a Brother in Christ, for a slice of pie and a good, hard Bible Study session, could possibly be construed as lascivious.

Is your mind always in the gutter missy?

You could learn much from the writings of Mark: 7:20-23

And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.

For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,

Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

^-- the above sums you up to a tee, you vile heathen!

Also, if you had read it in its entirety and accurately and not let your evil mind run away with you, you would also see that I am in fact a widow. The only man in my life is Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior and gosh darn it, I would NEVER cheat on Him.

Good Day to you,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Levi Jones]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

No, I'm not. I'm of african blood myself, and proud to be. Actually, I've traced my family tree right back to slaves stolen from africa and taken to the United states. The trail goes cold there, though.

I think I found a couple in my family tree. I should probably go cut them down.

I renounce that way of thinking in the name of Jesus Christ!

Ephesians 6:5-8
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

God wants us to save you darkies and not hold the curse of Ham against you so much. See? I'm enlightened and all kinds of sympathetic to you people.

Could you sing a spiritual for me, girl?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics