[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sure you've all heard by now what happened with Brother Albert Watkins, who was scheduled to go on this mission with his wife, Sister Irene. He definitely won't be going in July, but we have our Joo lawyers working on his case and we hope this whole misunderstanding will be cleared up in time to have the two of them join up with the others in September. Any later than than October and it's possible Australia may be too snowed in for anyone to land there safely, or as safe as is possible on that remote jungle outpost.
It's possible we just may have to send another two in their place, and with the Watkinses being Bronze Tithers, there should be no shortage of other Bronze Tithers willing to do good for the church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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i am not stupid enough to tell you where i live all i can say is this people like YOU would not be accepted because of you closed minds i think you would all have a heart attack if you came here!
"ooohhh what this people with their own minds and cultures shit lets get out before we learn anything new and intersting!"
so yeah keep the piffle out

We go wherever Jesus sends us, you filthy witch. Including whatever eurotrash cesspool you inhabit. There is not a country on this planet that doesn't host at least a handful of True Christians™. Some more than others of course.

All we want to do is share the Good News about Christ's temporary sacrifice with all the unsaved scum of the world. Once you reject His Salvation, then you have sealed your fate and we're done with you.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.

[Brother Temperance]

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What 3rd world totalitarian country do you live in where people who love God are jailed for their worship?

I think it said it lived in Australia.

make it over!!! ha i wouldnt want to step foot in that pathetic excuse for a country!!
and freedom BEHAVE freedom my foot! america is one of the most controled countries! and also the most lied to, each and everyone of you are being conditioned and controlled and you dont even know it!

How do you know this? Did someone tell you? Were you taught it in school?

i am in fact living in the only free counrty left! i can say what i choose and do as i choose and you know the funny thing about this country is we dont have kids shooting each other in school and stabing each other. we havnt had any terrosists let of bombs here and you think this is a bad place to live????? you know what dont come here youll just turn this great counrty and make it as shit as your own!

Well, we've narrowed it down to Australia or North Korea. Sounds a lot like North Korea, but I would've expected that the gooks would have turned this thing into kim chi by now. Weird.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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intersting

I doubt the retards of whatever backwater hell-hole you come from are capable of learning anything if your grasp of our language is any indication.

[jessiesue the halfwit]

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i am not stupid enough to tell you where i live all i can say is this people like YOU would not be accepted because of you closed minds i think you would all have a heart attack if you came here!
"ooohhh what this people with their own minds and cultures shit lets get out before we learn anything new and intersting!"
so yeah keep the fuck out

[Nobar King]

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I wasn't much interested in your statement, but when I go to this

uneduated

I lost all interest in any of your statements. Please tell us what sloppy country you are from so I never have to visit.

[jessiesue the halfwit]

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make it over!!! ha i wouldnt want to step foot in that pathetic excuse for a country!!
and freedom BEHAVE freedom my foot! america is one of the most controled countries! and also the most lied to, each and everyone of you are being conditioned and controlled and you dont even know it! i think its rather amusing actaully, you people are so uneduated about everything else thats happeningin the world and the worst thing is you dont care! your all sitting at home with the mind society told you to have and you dont argue!!!! i am in fact living in the only free counrty left! i can say what i choose and do as i choose and you know the funny thing about this country is we dont have kids shooting each other in school and stabing each other. we havnt had any terrosists let of bombs here and you think this is a bad place to live????? you know what dont come here youll just turn this great counrty and make it as shit as your own!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I will never set foot in Australia. Their "water" goes down the drain the wrong way. It's evil.

[Nobar King]

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If people like you were in a normal society you would all be locked up for being crazy!

What society do you know of that does stuff like that and is still considered normal? Iran? China? NAZI Germany?

You don't think they would come after you, next? You should be careful what you hope for.

Too bad you don't live in Jesus' favorite country, the USA, because we have FREEDOM here. What 3rd world totalitarian country do you live in where people who love God are jailed for their worship? I hope you NEVER make it to the US, because we don't need closed minded trolls like you here.

[Wide-Open]

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Your last name is actually Halfwit?

[jessiesue the halfwit]

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bloody hell if you all think i am from australia then u r thicker than i thought! i am in fact no where near, or anywhere near u thankfully i think if people like you were in a normal society you would all be locked up for being crazy! I in fact have a very close friend here a pastor and he has never judged the way you people do, in fact when i was speaking with him about you people he said there is no way you are true christians but probally devil worshipers in disguise! is it true is that why u r all so intolerable and scared!
this is my real name by the way i have never lied on this forum dispite what others think! I suggest you all take a look at your morals and then write back to me, because i just dont understand where u get your method of thinking from.
theres a crazy guy roaming the streets here who makes more sense than you! actually i should put you all in contact maybe he can translate for me!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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When I went on a fact finding mission to Australia the only thing I ever heard from the Abos was "godda dolla mate" or "wad you lookin at cappin cook c&*t." I had no idea what they were saying and there was always a lot of drooling involved. I don't think it was water in those bottles.

[JennyD]

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sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?

Is this what a genuine Abo talks like?

How in the world will sub-humans like this ever comprehend the glorious Good News of Jesus' Love?

Will you show them the alternative by lighting them on fire?

[Bobby-Joe]

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indeed lets see how many i get tomorrow!!!!!

Friend,

I do hope you are not trolling us. Landover has no room for people who post controversial statements behind made up names just to create shock and outrage.

[jessiesue the halfwit]

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indeed lets see how many i get tomorrow!!!!!