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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
Originally posted by DAMNED ATHIEST View PostI'm actually starting to warm towards you Boylover Bappists - maybe one day I too will have my sphincter rupturedPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
oh please let this happen...
if you make it here i will give you my address and i will house you all....
stay out of our country...
if you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...
you americans make me laugh...
you want to go everywhere and help everyone else yet your country is the most FUCKED up in the world!!
you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, fuck each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeys
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostI for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.
Originally posted by DAMNED ATHIEST View PostNot at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.
We all know you're not an atheist. How?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.
So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?
Originally posted by Satan-loving-aussie View Postif you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...
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you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, piffle each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeyswww.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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Originally posted by JennyD View PostBrother Guy, I couldn't agree more. Why, just look at that Koran, or the Book of Mormon! People think that just because it's in print, it's true!
What are you pretending at, DA?
We all know you're not an atheist. How?
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.
So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?
Sure sounds like the pot calling the kettle a porch monkeying jigaboo.
ours are under control!!
why do you think they are all drunks/drug addicts??
haha...
we in australia know how to control ours...
maybe we should come to america and show you all how its done...
you even have a civil war because of them and LOSE to the nigger lovers!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
if god was truely on your side, dont you think he would have helped you win the civil war??
stupid monkeys
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
I think we need to speed up our mission.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Godly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.
Hopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.
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Friends - What we have here is the common Australianderthal.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
Originally posted by Nobar King View PostGodly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.
Originally posted by Nobar King View PostHopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.ACTS 5:29
But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
They're not catholic training manuals, they're language instruction. You know that the vcrs aren't hooked up to tvs right? That would be too much temptation. We just let the students listen to the audio portion.
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Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"
Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post(That's the scene at World Youth Day)Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Originally posted by scooter79 View PostHAHA.... there's the hint of a sense of humour i see. It's a good thing because you don't have much else going for you.
Anyway, I'm not here to provide amusement for you, or to be the target of your insults, Sheila.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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