[Deaner]

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The hole of Australia...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm actually starting to warm towards you Boylover Bappists - maybe one day I too will have my sphincter ruptured

What is it about the typical alcohol-ravaged Australien brain that they continue, post after post, to confuse Baptists with Catholics? They keep whining that they're normal human beings, but this constant confusion of theirs just proves what a lie that is.

[Satan-loving-aussie]

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oh please let this happen...
if you make it here i will give you my address and i will house you all....
stay out of our country...
if you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...
you americans make me laugh...
you want to go everywhere and help everyone else yet your country is the most FUCKED up in the world!!
you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, fuck each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeys

[JennyD]

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I for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.

Brother Guy, I couldn't agree more. Why, just look at that Koran, or the Book of Mormon! People think that just because it's in print, it's true!

Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.

What are you pretending at, DA?

We all know you're not an atheist. How?

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.

So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?

if you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...

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you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, piffle each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeys

Sure sounds like the pot calling the kettle a porch monkeying jigaboo.

[Satan-loving-aussie]

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Brother Guy, I couldn't agree more. Why, just look at that Koran, or the Book of Mormon! People think that just because it's in print, it's true!

What are you pretending at, DA?

We all know you're not an atheist. How?

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.

So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?

Sure sounds like the pot calling the kettle a porch monkeying jigaboo.

ours are under control!!
why do you think they are all drunks/drug addicts??
haha...
we in australia know how to control ours...
maybe we should come to america and show you all how its done...
you even have a civil war because of them and LOSE to the nigger lovers!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
if god was truely on your side, dont you think he would have helped you win the civil war??
stupid monkeys

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

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SWEET!!!!!

Just remember that I like my spit roast medium rare.

[Wide-Open]

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I think we need to speed up our mission.

[Nobar King]

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Godly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.

Hopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Friends - What we have here is the common Australianderthal.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Godly brothers and sisters, I can see that the mission to Australia is going to be even more difficult than once expected. Our missionaries are going to be faced with the worst types of human scum and filth, judging from what we've seen around here recently.

More like people on fire for Jesus! (That's the scene at World Youth Day)

Hopefully they are able to learn the local dialect before they arrive. That will make assimilation slightly easier. I donated some old Mel Gibson VHS movies to the LBC library video room, so the missionaries can go in and train and study the language.

Pretty cool, seeing that Mel Gibson is a Catholic...

[Nobar King]

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They're not catholic training manuals, they're language instruction. You know that the vcrs aren't hooked up to tvs right? That would be too much temptation. We just let the students listen to the audio portion.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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(That's the scene at World Youth Day)

Or as they call it quietly in the Vatican, "smorgasbord".

[bung79]

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Or as they call it quietly in the Vatican, "smorgasbord".

HAHA.... there's the hint of a sense of humour i see. It's a good thing because you don't have much else going for you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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HAHA.... there's the hint of a sense of humour i see. It's a good thing because you don't have much else going for you.

All I need is Jesus and my husband, Mr. Whitford. Mr. Whitford's millions are only an added blessing from God.
Anyway, I'm not here to provide amusement for you, or to be the target of your insults, Sheila.

[caitlin]

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Does your husband Mr. Whitford steal from the church donations? or just the poor?