[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'd be surprised if you actually make it to Australia. None of you seem to know where Australia is located. Most of you think it's in the northern hemisphere. I'm guessing you'll run out of fuel and crash into the sea before you realise where you are

If they do crash, it'll be the faulty of those swarthy Italian pilots we use on our jets. For those of you who think Landover doesn't care, well, I'll have you know we refuse to use Christian pilots on any aircraft in case of rapture, and because most Italians are Catholic, they're safe in the c**kpit.

[Juliette]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

My God.

I'm completely THRILLED with the idea of our brave missionaries being on their way to that Godless deserted depraved hellhole Austrialia.

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I dare say it might get confusing once they finally do arrive:

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Missionaries, I believe I've tracked down the Australien national anthem for you. Remember, you will be guests in their country until it's annexed, so stand to attention and say a quiet prayer of rebuke when you hear this being played.

I'm not quite able to make out all the words, but it appears to be about bestiality and bondage, truly a perverted song. But remember, the Australiens don't know any better yet, and once they've heard the Word of God, I've no doubt they will ditch it in favor of The Star Spangled Banner.

(If you can't see the above video, click here to go directly to it.)

[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

These lines from the original Lyrics:

"Let me Abos go loose, Lou, Let me Abos go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, so let me Abos go loose."

Seem to be a bit of a slur against Australia's Indigenous population.

SEE ALSO.......

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

These lines from the original Lyrics:

"Let me Abos go loose, Lou, Let me Abos go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, so let me Abos go loose."

Seem to be a bit of a slur against Australia's Indigenous population.

SEE ALSO.......

Why would they want them running loose?!?! No wonder Australia is in dire need of evangelical intervention!

[Born Once]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Are you coming to personally evangilize our retarded, homer, scumfilled nation?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Could it be a coincidence that us Catholics are hosting something in Australia around the middle of July as well?

http://www.wyd2008.org/

The Eleventh World Youth Day celebration will be held in Sydney, Australia from July 15 to July 20 of '08.

Theme:

"You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you; and you will be My witnesses" (Acts 1:8)

Plan of Events:

For 12 months in the run-up to the main event, from July 2007 until the beginning of World Youth Day 2008, a large wooden WYD Cross and a large Icon of the Virgin Mary will journey around the dioceses of Australia, engaging with a variety of Catholic parishes and communities. The WYD Cross was entrusted to the youth of the world by Pope John Paul II as a sign of peace and hope. The large icon of the Virgin Mary is a symbol intended to represent Mary's maternal love for young people.
In the week preceding the main event, many young Catholic pilgrims will have spent time in different parts of Australia, staying with a local parish as part of the Days in the Dioceses. After their stay, they will then travel to Sydney for the Opening Mass of the week-long main event.
On Tuesday 15 July, World Youth Day 2008 will begin with the Opening Mass, celebrated by George Cardinal Pell, the Archbishop of Sydney.
Each morning from Tuesday 15 to Thursday 17 July, Catechesis will be held in approximately 300 locations. This is where pilgrims will receive teachings from a Bishop, and will also celebrate Mass. In the afternoons, pilgrims will then journey into the city and attend the Youth Festival which will consist of a series of art exhibitions, concerts, seminars, conferences, etc.
On Thursday 17 July, Sydney and hundreds of thousands of young Catholics from around the world will be present to welcome Pope Benedict XVI as he arrives in Australia.
On Friday 18 July, there will be a live re-enactment of the Stations of the Cross at major city landmarks. On Saturday 19 July, pilgrims will embark on a 10-kilometre pilgrimage walk, beginning at the Mary MacKillop Chapel, over the Sydney Harbour Bridge and across the city to attend an overnight Vigil before the Mass at Randwick Racecourse.
Up to 300,000 pilgrims will sleep out under the stars at Randwick, before an estimated 500,000 participants are expected to attend the Final Mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday 20 July.[5] Pope Benedict will continue a tradition of Australian papal Masses at Randwick Racecourse, following in the footsteps of Popes John Paul II and Paul VI.



And like every World Youth Day, we run into separated brethren such as you who try to lead us astray from the Rock of Peter. I remember back in '02 in Toronto (John Paul the Great's last World Youth Day, might I add) I tore up one of the tracts right in their face. They were crying as I left...

Try and disrupt our joy all you want-to quote one of your hymns, "I Shall Not Be Moved!"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I saw THIS secular story about how satan worship increses in australia every place you papists open a "church."

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Thank you, Boylover Thomas! We will make sure our missionaries have the appropriate picket signs and a bullhorn each!

John Paul the Great

Is your cult still trying to get that ridiculousness into the vernacular? The only thing JP2 is great at is screaming in the fires of Hell.

Are you coming to personally evangilize our retarded, homer, scumfilled nation?

Oh no, I've got standards. I'm a Platinum Tither. All the missionaries are Gold Tithers and below. We can't risk any Platinum Tithers being kidnapped and ransomed after all.

[Battery]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Village of Sydney, you have no clue do you. Greater Sydney has a land area the same as Rhode Island, and has a population of 5.5 million people.
The hole of Australia has the same land mass as the USA and a population of 21 009 534 (via the ABS).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Village of Sydney, you have no clue do you. Greater Sydney has a land area the same as Rhode Island, and has a population of 5.5 million people.
The hole of Australia has the same land mass as the USA and a population of 21 009 534 (via the ABS).

And how many of them have lost their soul to satan? How many are staggering drunks, debauched perverts, Godless criminals who turn their backs on Jesus?

Your whole cesspool of an island isn't worth one True Christian™ in God's loving eyes.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Zeke, I know your so much better than this. Come here, then judge.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm actually starting to warm towards you Boylover Bappists - maybe one day I too will have my sphincter ruptured and find Jesusalthough science fiction is not really my forte.

You certainly have the right idea about our native fauna though.


A word of warning about replacing our national anthem with "Come speckled franger" - we will not put up with such filth here.

Even us athiests have some morals & "Thunderstruck" will remain our national anthem for eternity.

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

And how many of them have lost their soul to satan? How many are staggering drunks, debauched perverts, Godless criminals who turn their backs on Jesus?....

You're so tolerant and understanding.