[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Does your husband Mr. Whitford steal from the church donations? or just the poor?

Oh no! I think you're confused! My husband, Mr. Whitford, is American, silly! Not Australien!
He made his millions honestly. He started with one hair salon and soon built a fairly large chain. Thanks to smart investments, diversification and growth in the companies he owns (including one I started - Born Again Babies(tm)), and President Bush's tax cuts for the rich, he's only getting richer every day.
See what good things happen when you're sober and law abiding? Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

[Wide-Open]

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Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

Can we perhaps be joyed by the presence of his secretary, Sister M&M?

Also, you probably forgot to explain to this caitlin guy what Platinum Tithing Status means!

[caitlin]

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ok so, Master Whitford only under pays staff, over pays customers and essentially abuses the poor all round. Does he pay a full tithe partnership? if you want to be traditionalist, he should be paying half his wage to pay the church for allowing him to prosper.

So what do you do for a living? do you have a job or too busy being a womb?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

ok so, Master Whitford only under pays staff, over pays customers and essentially abuses the poor all round. Does he pay a full tithe partnership? if you want to be traditionalist, he should be paying half his wage to pay the church for allowing him to prosper.

So what do you do for a living? do you have a job or too busy being a womb?

What does any of this have to do with the Mission to Australia? I will answer, but if you have any more questions, start a new thread in an appropriate sub-forum.
My husband, Mr. Whitford, pays all of his employees exactly what they're worth. No more, no less. Not a single complaint comes from any of his salons, stores, or Indonesian factories.
Together we are Platinum Tithers. That's over $5 million annually to the church (and we're well over the minimum).
As for myself, I don't have a job. It's unseemly for women to be in the workforce, taking jobs away from men.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Too bad Mr. Whitford isn't going on this mission, as he would be a shining example of the glory of God's redemption of former sinners.

Is Mr Whitford aware of how much of Gods work needs to be done in Sydney what with the upcoming Gay and Lesbiaenne mardi gras demonstrations? Wehave many placards and signs prepared and i would dearly love Mr Whitford to get his hands on one.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Is Mr Whitford aware of how much of Gods work needs to be done in Sydney what with the upcoming Gay and Lesbiaenne mardi gras demonstrations? Wehave many placards and signs prepared and i would dearly love Mr Whitford to get his hands on one.

Unfortunately the missionaries won't be there in time for that celebration of abomination this year, Brother Guy, but we have a crate of Chick tracts for you to hand out. Next year will be another story though, as the missionaries plan on being in the jungles of Australia for a full year, and by 2009 there should be enough True Christian(tm) Australiens to overwhelm the parade of sin.

[caitlin]

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As for myself, I don't have a job. It's unseemly for women to be in the workforce, taking jobs away from men.

Do you have any self worth?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Do you have any self worth?

She's worth more to Jesus than you are.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Do you have any self worth?

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

One doesn't get any more worthy than that (unless they're a man, but that wasn't God's plan for me).

[VictoryOS]

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Sister Mary Maria Slop

I don't like your tone, missy...

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh well, deal with it, pray for me

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh well, deal with it, pray for me

Backsassing isn't going to get you anywhere, Bruce.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Do you have any self worth?

Like all True Christian™ women, sister Mary Maria gets her self-worth from her husband. Do you have any problem with that?

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

[bung79]

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....Next year will be another story though, as the missionaries plan on being in the jungles of Australia for a full year,

There are no jungles in Australia

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Like all True Christian™ women, sister Mary Maria gets her self-worth from her husband. Do you have any problem with that?

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

Well I guess in a country such as yours with such a high unemployment rate.......