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  • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

    Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
    i dont consider myself a tough guy, i consider myself to have common sense though, i mean jesus christ, are you guys supposed to be about forgiveness or whatever. grow up
    You're the one who came in here uninvited and started using foul language and curse words at us, and then you tell us to grow up?

    Friend, you're obviously set in your heathen ways. Why do you think God brought you here? Have you thought about that yet?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

      Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
      and that was another typo

      typrographical error = typographical error, before you jump all over that one
      You are just dripping with sin, aren't you? Better open your heart to Christ's cleansing blood today and avoid such regular.....error.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        You're the one who came in here uninvited and started using foul language and curse words at us, and then you tell us to grow up?

        Friend, you're obviously set in your heathen ways. Why do you think God brought you here? Have you thought about that yet?
        univited, so this is a closed form now, no new members, no new follewers to your new world order.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You are just dripping with sin, aren't you? Better open your heart to Christ's cleansing blood today and avoid such regular.....error.
        no thanks but maybe you could open up your asshole, you need to let more air to your head

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        • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

          I just called Homeland Security and the DOF on you, you terrorist.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

            I think nightmare heathen head here might be telling lies about there age. They can't spell and then dripples satanic rot to us trying to explain themselves.
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

              oh no!! oh i repent i repent. oh won't somebody save me.

              pfft

              "too stupid to understand science? Try religion!!"

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              • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                I think nightmare heathen head here might be telling lies about there age. They can't spell and then dripples satanic rot to us trying to explain themselves.
                oh i dripple it do I? looks like forheathenssake here might be lying about their age

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                • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                  Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
                  oh no!! oh i repent i repent. oh won't somebody save me.
                  Jesus will save you, but you just need to open your heart and let Him in. And be grateful that I am the picture of True Christian(tm) forgiveness and will let calling me "wench" slide, unsaved scum.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                    Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
                    univited, so this is a closed form now, no new members, no new follewers to your new world order.
                    Not at all, actually it's the opposite. We want you to stay here in order to be exposed to the Lord's Love. The more time you spend in the Light, the more likely you are to become Saved.

                    When I said you were uninvited, I was just pointing out that you chose to come here and insult us. We didn't ask for it or seek you out. This makes you a troll. Since there are no trolls over the age of 16 or so, I have to wonder if you are underage.

                    Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
                    "too stupid to understand science? Try religion!!"
                    I'm not sure where the reference to science comes from. We are well-educated (read: home-schooled) here at Landover, and our congregation has many scientists. We understand science and still love Jesus! Glory!
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                      fuckers

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                      • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                        sister whatserface, i am not a kiwi, they are from a different country, its like calling you a canadian, or a mexican, itd just stupid.

                        i didnt threaten to stalk you try keep up with the pace dear, it would appear that you cant read properly.

                        All i asked for was the address or phone number for the head office of landrover rapist or whatever its called?

                        Also if you still wanted to have that affair with me just let me know by sending another infraction notice and deleting my post with out any real communication

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                        • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                          What is our policy on underage posters again?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                            Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
                            itd just stupid.
                            Case closed.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              What is our policy on underage posters again?
                              You tell me, please link me to the information regarding that matter.

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Case closed.
                              oops typo, the letters are next to each other, get over it. Still no proof though? i guess you guys are more fake than breast implants

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                              • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                                Originally posted by my worst nightmare View Post
                                oops typo, the letters are next to each other, get over it. Still no proof though? i guess you guys are more fake than breast implants
                                Proof of what, our salvation? We have that in our hearts for now, but come the trumpets you will see us and every other True Christian(tm) raised up to Glory in Rapture.
                                Is that why you're so angry? Do you think you're going to be left behind? It's not too late, you know. All you have to do is ask, and we will help you.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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