[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

incase anyone cant speak manx gaelic heres the translation

They used to think if a horse was looking tired and weary in the morning then it had been with the fairies all night and they would bring the priest to put his blessing on it.

clearly you dont know that we have faries on the island. theres a bridge on the island called fairy brdge which you have to say 'hello little people' (they dont like being called fairies) other wise you will get bad luck. just thought youd like to know

Which kind of fairies are you talking about? The demons or the queers?

Either way, their presence on your godless island only grease the skids to hell.

[Manxie boy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You absolute idiots! How can you have misinterpreted the Gospel so much? The Jesus I know and love preaches Grace and Love, not Hate! I actually live on the Isle of Man, was born there, and speak the language. I was saved three years ago, and have since then served God as best i can whilst growing in Him. I gave a year of my life to live and to serve for Him and you make a mockery of Him! You make a mockery of His word and His grace! You should all be deeply ashamed of believing that God can Hate. Jesus commands us to go out into al nations and preach the good news, if were so hated and sinful then why aren't you here saving lives? Who was the last person you actually brought to Christ? Not that I believe your idea of Christ is right to be brought to!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...Who was the last person you actually brought to Christ?...

If you'd been paying attention, you'd see there are two new True Christians(tm) in the last 24 hours, Bill Briscoe and Larni.

So what have you done for Christ, today?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You absolute idiots! How can you have misinterpreted the Gospel so much? The Jesus I know and love preaches Grace and Love, not Hate! I actually live on the Isle of Man, was born there, and speak the language. I was saved three years ago, and have since then served God as best i can whilst growing in Him. I gave a year of my life to live and to serve for Him and you make a mockery of Him! You make a mockery of His word and His grace! You should all be deeply ashamed of believing that God can Hate. Jesus commands us to go out into al nations and preach the good news, if were so hated and sinful then why aren't you here saving lives? Who was the last person you actually brought to Christ? Not that I believe your idea of Christ is right to be brought to!

How is your idea of Christ different from what the Bible teaches?

Here at Landover Baptist we believe and teach that the King James Bible is the word of God.

After all, that is what the King James teaches:

2 Timothy 3:16

King James Version (KJV)

16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You absolute idiots! How can you have misinterpreted the Gospel so much? The Jesus I know and love preaches Grace and Love, not Hate! I actually live on the Isle of Man, was born there, and speak the language. I was saved three years ago, and have since then served God as best i can whilst growing in Him. I gave a year of my life to live and to serve for Him and you make a mockery of Him! You make a mockery of His word and His grace! You should all be deeply ashamed of believing that God can Hate. Jesus commands us to go out into al nations and preach the good news, if were so hated and sinful then why aren't you here saving lives? Who was the last person you actually brought to Christ? Not that I believe your idea of Christ is right to be brought to!

Welcome friend. No doubt you are drunk, but please endeavor to back up your praise of Jesus with scripture. Otherwise, just as easily your comments are dismissed as those of a mad man. I'd hate for you to be misunderstood like so many do with God.
Proverbs 20

1Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Manxie boy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

How do i delete my account? This site is the biggest offering to Beelzebub I have ever seen. I pray Jesus helps you all open your eyes to your own sin

[Islander]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Which kind of fairies are you talking about? The demons or the queers?

Either way, their presence on your godless island only grease the skids to hell.

both actually :p

you say we have a godless country but how do you know that? have you ever been there (by the looks of it no and i can already predict your gonna say you have no intention of going there). do some research on a place/group of people befor you start slagging it off. bet you never knew that we have a god called Manannán, apparently the first ruler of the isle of man. yes i do say apprently because there is no way to know for definate. just because we dont call him god doesnt mean that hes different to your god, we just have a different name for him. its the same with muslims. they call god allah and they could be worshipping the same god as you but just in a different way.

[PEOPLEOFMANN]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Right, all you fuckwits that believe that people from the isle of man are evil need to sort your fucking lives out!!! your also saying you hate every other religion and race... i believe some guy in the 40's believed the same thing rounded people up and put them in gas chambers... do you plan on doing the same thing? SORT YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT YOU NAZI BASTARDS!!!!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Right, all you pifflewits that believe that people from the isle of man are evil need to sort your piffleing lives out!!! your also saying you hate every other religion and race... i believe some guy in the 40's believed the same thing rounded people up and put them in gas chambers... do you plan on doing the same thing? SORT YOUR piffleING HEADS OUT YOU NAZI BASTARDS!!!!

Calling us Hitler won't make Hell any less hot. If I were you I would stop raping men's asses and get right with Jesus immediately. He could destroy you and damn you to Hell at any moment for your deviant lifestyle.

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

both actually :p

you say we have a godless country but how do you know that? have you ever been there (by the looks of it no and i can already predict your gonna say you have no intention of going there). do some research on a place/group of people befor you start slagging it off. bet you never knew that we have a god called Manannán, apparently the first ruler of the isle of man. yes i do say apprently because there is no way to know for definate. just because we dont call him god doesnt mean that hes different to your god, we just have a different name for him. its the same with muslims. they call god allah and they could be worshipping the same god as you but just in a different way.

I did some research:

"Although the Isle of Man is basically a retirement home for many people, the drunken nightlife has led the Island to become even dirtier than before.
There is little to nothing for teenagers and young adults to do apart from drink which is why the Island has the highest alcoholism rate in Britain. "

Fairies and fenians--sounds like a place I'd like to visit.

[Manxie boy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

FUCK YOU billy bob jenkins

[Islander]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I did some research:

"Although the Isle of Man is basically a retirement home for many people, the drunken nightlife has led the Island to become even dirtier than before.
There is little to nothing for teenagers and young adults to do apart from drink which is why the Island has the highest alcoholism rate in Britain. "

Fairies and fenians--sounds like a place I'd like to visit.

you put your 'research' in quotes like you copy and pasted it which i dont have a problem with, would just like to see the link where you got it from so i can read the article and explain it to you

[Manxie boy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

This site piffleING SUCKS!! I want off it now, the pastors are probably all queers that think its funny to shit all over everyone else for their own perverted gain! There is NO true christians here just a load of biggots and ijit's with alot to say! you can all just PIS OFF!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

How do i delete my account? This site is the biggest offering to Beelzebub I have ever seen. I pray Jesus helps you all open your eyes to your own sin

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel