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  • #46
    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by JackandJill View Post
    You don't interpret the bible, you just read it? well thats brain washing if I ever saw it. Whats wrong with Questioning things to attain your faith and become more knowledgeable of what you are teaching?
    What's wrong with actually answering my question? As for questioning things to attain our faith, here's what God tells us:

    Proverbs 3:5-6: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

    But don't tell me; let me guess: We're "interpreting" that one wrong, too.

    Next Point! The 'sinful' Island is home to 36,632 Catholics out 80,000. This is including people that have immigrated.
    Catholics aren't Christians.
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    • #47
      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
      ' I don't burn anyone' Just countries I take it then?
      What country have I burned?

      Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
      If you wish for the gods favor, try following the rules he lay to the teeth, not to what you have created. Your views are based on non-factual evidence.
      A) The views I hold are not my own but the very Word of God
      2) I don't wish for "the gods favor" but for the LORD of Lords to shine His continence on me, which He does because I am a True Christian™, and for that I am blessed.

      Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
      As for the involvement in Anal rape? I am thinking there is a past experience here with you? were you touched by a cold finger that gave birth to your mighty discriminate views?
      I told you, the views are not my own. You suggest God has been anally raped?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #48
        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by bornagainbeliever View Post
        Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.
        Why not go out to Chicken Rock and have a nice wank instead. It's an easy way to get rid of your hard condition haha.

        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #49
          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by bornagainbeliever View Post
          Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.
          i gotta say, i think your right. might go and wrangle me a nice lamb.

          but give credit were credit is due, there are more cousin-fucker livestock cornholing hillbillies in the USA than the total population of the british isles. id say take care of your own inbreeding before trying to tackle it elsewhere yeah?

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          • #50
            Originally posted by thinkinggrenade View Post
            i gotta say, i think your right. might go and wrangle me a nice lamb.

            but give credit were credit is due, there are more cousin-fucker livestock cornholing hillbillies in the USA than the total population of the british isles. id say take care of your own inbreeding before trying to tackle it elsewhere yeah?
            You've never heard of thieving gypsy bastards? They inbreed all the time?
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            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #51
              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
              You've never heard of thieving gypsy bastards? They inbreed all the time?
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              The English are pretty ignorant, friend. Not only do they not recognize the thieving gypsies as common as pigeons in their cities, they don't even recognize the difference between men and women. Don't forget, this is the country that gave us Boy George.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #52
                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.

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                • #53
                  Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by theinformant2012 View Post
                  The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.
                  So nobody takes Christianity seriously at the moment?

                  What do they put in the water over there?
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                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                  • #54
                    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Originally posted by theinformant2012 View Post
                    The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.
                    So you only believe things you experience for yourself? No science or history?

                    There is more proof of the existence of the Son of God than we have for Alexander the Great, or do you not believe he lived too?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #55
                      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
                      I look forward to some lively debates.
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                      • #56
                        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by Islander View Post
                        Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
                        I look forward to some lively debates.
                        #1: This is NOT a debate site.

                        #2: Papists are not Christians.

                        #3: Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #57
                          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          #1: This is NOT a debate site.

                          #2: Papists are not Christians.

                          #3: Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                          ok my fault, sorry for not introducing myself the proper way. i shall do that now and i am interested alot in this topic to talk about it with you guys
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                          • #58
                            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            Originally posted by Islander View Post
                            Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
                            I look forward to some lively debates.
                            So they have a PRIDE movement on the IOM?

                            V'ad smooinaghtyn dy beagh cabbyl jeeaghyn skee as deinagh ayns y voghree dy beagh eh er ve ec ny ferrishyn fud ny h-oie as beagh ad cur lesh yn saggyrt dy cur e vannaght er.

                            They were wrong--the horse had been with the priest.
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • #59
                              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              So they have a PRIDE movement on the IOM?

                              V'ad smooinaghtyn dy beagh cabbyl jeeaghyn skee as deinagh ayns y voghree dy beagh eh er ve ec ny ferrishyn fud ny h-oie as beagh ad cur lesh yn saggyrt dy cur e vannaght er.

                              They were wrong--the horse had been with the priest.
                              incase anyone cant speak manx gaelic heres the translation

                              They used to think if a horse was looking tired and weary in the morning then it had been with the fairies all night and they would bring the priest to put his blessing on it.

                              clearly you dont know that we have faries on the island. theres a bridge on the island called fairy brdge which you have to say 'hello little people' (they dont like being called fairies) other wise you will get bad luck. just thought youd like to know
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                              • #60
                                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Originally posted by Islander View Post

                                They used to think if a horse was looking tired and weary in the morning then it had been with the fairies all night and they would bring the priest to put his blessing on it.


                                Seriously, this Isle of Man sounds like hell on earth. Not only are you mainly catlicks, but queers come and sodomize your horse all night. The poor horse than has to go another round of abuse by a ring kissing papist priest putting his "blessing" on it.

                                What is going on??
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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