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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    With every post made here it gets only better and better, i promise i will keep my eye on this thread as it fills my soul with satisfaction and my eyes with tears. Last one ofcourse because of laugh and laugh is the best spirit in the world

    I wish i knew you guys before

    Just out of curiosity, how many times u having sex in your lifetime ?
    As many kids you wish or ?
    Do you guys masturbate ?
    Do you get erection at all ? If yes then only witk the help of God ?

    Please make my day and answer for these simple questions, just getting curios about Baptism as a religion and its philosophy.

    Regards

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

      Originally posted by EstonianRetardos View Post

      Just out of curiosity, how many times u having sex in your lifetime ?
      As many kids you wish or ?
      Do you guys masturbate ?
      Do you get erection at all ? If yes then only witk the help of God ?
      Friend, this is a FAMILY forum, and it would not be appropriate to discuss such topics here. I would be happy to answer your questions privately, however.

      Tell me, do you have a Web cam? What is your Skype address?
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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

        Tell me, do you have a Web cam? What is your Skype address?
        Listen chap, dont rush, i really dont feel very comfortable to have a chat with you via webcam, so lets stay the way it is for a while.

        Family forum, so you screw all here each other or what you mean by family ?
        I presume your kids are not allowed here ?

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          Get your mind out of the gutter, heathen!
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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            God hates Estunia. This is a well-established fact.
            What country is that?


            Fag Sex

            Fag sex has been legal since 1992. Homosexual activity was illegal under Soviet Union occupation of Estonia prior to then. The legal age to fornicate, as either heterosexual or homosexual is 14.


            This is worng information. How many fag are in USA ? Million?


            Divorce
            Close to half the marriages in Estonia end in divorce. Nearly one-fifth of divorced Estonians remarry.


            Look up US stat. It's even worse. You have here too divorced people, I mean your borthers and sister.


            Abortion

            Estonia has allowed the murdering of the unborn since 1955, when Estonia was a part of the Soviet Union. The godless ideology of the Soviets became easily accepted ideology of Estonia – a country with no firm foundation in true religion. The murderous practice continued even after Soviet occupation ended in 1991. These hateful mothers can kill their unborn child up unto the 28th week of pregnancy. Nearly 40% of pregnancies end in abortion.


            This is so stupid statemant. You doesn't know what is life under occupation, so shut up. You filty animal.

            Prostitution


            And in US, there is none of that, right?
            Prostitution is illegal in Estonia. Get your facts right, stop posting this crap.


            Exept GOD, my GOD - Mother Of Nature,

            It seems that you are only one who talk this kind of a crap. Other show some intelligence, but not you.


            God Bless You Sir

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by EstonianRetardos View Post
              Listen chap, dont rush, i really dont feel very comfortable to have a chat with you via webcam, so lets stay the way it is for a while.

              Family forum, so you screw all here each other or what you mean by family ?
              I presume your kids are not allowed here ?
              This if a family-friendly forum, and we want to keep it that way. So please do not project any unwholesome personal desires you may have onto others like you are doing.

              Regards,

              Pastor Ed

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                This if a family-friendly forum, and we want to keep it that way. So please do not project any unwholesome personal desires you may have onto others like you are doing.

                Regards,

                Pastor Ed
                It's nice that you try to educate these heathens, but I don't think they understand your meaning. They have shown themselves that they are in fact what normal people calls as sexual perverts. You say child and estonians start to think molestation, you say family and they start to think sex. It's no wonder that God hates them so much.

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  It's nice that you try to educate these heathens, but I don't think they understand your meaning. They have shown themselves that they are in fact what normal people calls as sexual perverts. You say child and estonians start to think molestation, you say family and they start to think sex. It's no wonder that God hates them so much.
                  I think it would be a useful use of resources to compile a matrix of anal sexualism per person per country. This would be an invaluable guide to the estimated Anality Quotient for citizens of specific countries that can let decent folks make an informed decision about hiring gardeners and maids.

                  The last thing I would want is an Eternian doing odd jobs around my summer house when I'm entertaining my youthful, eager young clean limbed Nephew if it turns out that the Anal Sex Index of Esternians is above .05.

                  Any one who thinks I'm going to let a stranger anally abuse my nimble young Newphew's face and mouth needs to think again

                  The nerve of some people.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    It's nice that you try to educate these heathens, but I don't think they understand your meaning. They have shown themselves that they are in fact what normal people calls as sexual perverts. You say child and estonians start to think molestation, you say family and they start to think sex. It's no wonder that God hates them so much.
                    And you my new friend are a production of sexual perverts ?
                    I bet you dont know what means to satisfy your woman, all you care is your personal satisfaction

                    You still didnt aswer my questions, if its really so hard in public, drop me a PM please.


                    Regards

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      You know, it's weird how you seem to keep throwing up "challenges" as if they mean something, but don't even have the courtesy to reply when you are completely found out.

                      You sir are a fraud.

                      If you would do a search you would know *exactly* what we think about having to, erm, do it with women. The sheet with a hole in it only goes so far to avoid the nastiness.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        You know, it's weird how you seem to keep throwing up "challenges" as if they mean something, but don't even have the courtesy to reply when you are completely found out.

                        You sir are a fraud.

                        If you would do a search you would know *exactly* what we think about having to, erm, do it with women. The sheet with a hole in it only goes so far to avoid the nastiness.
                        Wikipedia and google are full of lies like you like to think, so therefor i asked straight from you. Whats wrong with that ?

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                          It's nice that you try to educate these heathens, but I don't think they understand your meaning. They have shown themselves that they are in fact what normal people calls as sexual perverts. You say child and estonians start to think molestation, you say family and they start to think sex. It's no wonder that God hates them so much.
                          as he Pastor Ed Lowman and few other of your members have sayd you claim this is a family friendly place yet you keep bringing up the same thing about child molesters and perverts etc? whats wrong with you? do kids need to read that?
                          and what about all the mistakes you make onpurpose like putting the wrong flag up here and claim its the estonian flag?
                          You are lieing to the children that might read this.
                          Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            What does that have to do with ALL estonians?
                            im not a priest or a catholic. You keep making claims here like we are all exactly the same. Every country on earth has all kinds of people.
                            Your america has drug dealers,prostitutes,gangs,terrorists,kid nappers, human trafficers, serial killers. Yet every american not be judged by that.
                            Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by Raines View Post
                              What does that have to do with ALL estonians?
                              im not a priest or a catholic. You keep making claims here like we are all exactly the same. Every country on earth has all kinds of people.
                              Your america has drug dealers,prostitutes,gangs,terrorists,kid nappers, human trafficers, serial killers. Yet every american not be judged by that.
                              Friend, are you an estoonian? Are other people born there also estoonians? Are you trying to tell me you are somehow better than the rest of your country folk? I suggest you come off your high horse and get right with Jesus. Only through Salvation as can be provided by LBC and its' online, not-for-profit Christian education programs, can you be Saved(r).

                              By the way, all the criminals in the USA either are immigrants or descendants of immigrants. By the decency of our True Christian Loves(c), we encourage these heathens to come here and we do our best. We succeed sometimes. Those 'wins' are what we focus on unlike you people that revel in debauchery.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                You can't say that I don't believe in GOD. I do believe in supreme beings, who live far away in the other galaxy.

                                I believe aliens like you believe in GOD.
                                I haven't seen them, but I belive they exist, like you do with GOD.

                                If GOD is supreme and aliens ara supreme, then we believe exactly the samething.We just call them with another words/names.

                                They live among the stars, and watching out for us.


                                God Bless You

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