[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Is God not omnipresent? Is God not in everything there is?
I exist, therefore I am God. If not all of it, then a part of it.

By your own definition, you are poop since you have poop inside of you.

Hey, you deserve a medal for that!

[John Allen]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Good going, Mr. Smyth!

[G0dItself]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

By your own definition, you are poop since you have poop inside of you.

Hey, you deserve a medal for that!

Your allegory is brilliant. The poop is me.

Thank you for the medal.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

You're welcome.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Is God not omnipresent? Is God not in everything there is?
I exist, therefore I am God. If not all of it, then a part of it.

Friend, God is Perfect. You are not perfect. Therefore you are not God.
Tell me, how is your first year pysch class going? Are you hanging out in the coffee shop, being all 'worldly' and impressing the empty headed girls with your 'deep thoughts'.

[Valgus]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Your allegory is brilliant. The poop is me.

Thank you for the medal.

Why are you spamming your nonsense in this lovely forum ?
Are you another esstonian who thinks he knows everything ?
Have you ever even read The Holy Bible ?
I can show you The Light in your heart my son !
If you don't have a Bible, I can send you one with mail, or we can meet in Tallin.
I must show You the way of God my friend, as this is what god tells me what to do -

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

Also my Friend, I see you have trouble communicating in the Language of God™
Good news ! We have free American lessons every week in Tallinn and in Tartu. Pm me for more info. (This goes to other estonins too, who read this and is interested to learn some )

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I predict that you guys will be next when Putin is done with the Ukraine.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I predict that you guys will be next when Putin is done with the Ukraine.

It's already started, Brother. I see that their prime minister (who is amusingly called a "peaminister" in their strange tongue) has resigned. Not before time, by the look of it!

[Viking of estonia]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I predict that you guys will be next when Putin is done with the Ukraine.

"Abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society, homosexuals are perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God. A person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time, homosexuality is chosen, not inborn, and everybody can be set free and delivered."

- Pastor Ake Green

_--.-. Heheh are u stupid because you chosed to be stupid? does Jesus like stupid people more? in your profile pic u have smart face ( nerdylike ) but in your nerdy head is a dumb brain . after putin teals with estonia and ukraine . chinese will buy your land .

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

It's already started, Brother. I see that their prime minister (who is amusingly called a "peaminister" in their strange tongue) has resigned. Not before time, by the look of it!

I always thought that Crimea was part of Estonistan. Ah well, I guess there really ain't any difference as all those Soviet Union countries are all the same.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

after putin teals with estonia and ukraine

Maybe that would make sense if we see it in pictures.

Putin


teals


Estonistan


Ukraine



Hmm. No.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

7 Reasons why GOD HATES ESTONIA!

Estonia is a country in northern Europe filled with sodomites, atheists and vodka drinking commies who might be eskimos. The people of Estonia hates God, either through atheism, lutheranism or orthodox "Christianity" (really just another name for Russian Catholics), one positive thing though, Estonia is the only country in Godless Europe that does not have a mosque, other than that there is no reason why God would like this little pathetic Slavic country i'm afraid.

1. 70.8% of Estonia does not believe in God, infact, it is the most atheist country in the world. The rest are Lutheran "Christians" (13.6%) and Orthodox "Christians" (12.8%). Only 6,009 people in Estonia are Baptists. 2 Kings 17:14 Notwithstanding they would not hear, but hardened their necks, like to the neck of their fathers, that did not believe in the Lord their God.
   
   
2. Every year, Estonia hosts their annual celebration of sodomy and homosexuality known as Baltic Pride, only to stain the streets of Tallinn with even more semem and blood from maimed anuses. Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
   
   
3. From 1219 to 1346, Estonia was a part of Godless Denmark. From 1561 to 1721, Estonia was a part of Godless Sweden. The language that is the most similar to Estonian is Finnish. Obviously all these years of ruling by drooling, God-mocking eskimos has turned Estonia into the atheist cesspool of filth it is today. Estonia is the bastard child of Scandinavian atheism and Russian communism.
   
   
4. Estonia is nr. 3 on the freedom of press index. Having too much freedom of the press is a sign of weak leadership and too much atheism and communism, Godly countries like America is nr. 47 on lists like that!
   
   
5. Toomas Hendrik Ilves, the president of Estonia, is born in Godless Sweden. If the people of Estonia loved God, they would not elect someone from Sweden. He is a Social Democrat, probably a homosexual.
   
   
6. Estonia promotes itself as a gay-friendly tourist destination
   
   
7. Estonia made a whole parish dedicated to the Swiss.

Okay, you are wrong in my eyes. First of all, my faith teaches me that GOD loves EVERYONE. I know this because GOD is perfect and being perfect means you love EVERYONE. By the way, how do you know that all Estonians act this way??

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Okay, you are wrong in my eyes. First of all, my faith teaches me that GOD loves EVERYONE. I know this because GOD is perfect and being perfect means you love EVERYONE. By the way, how do you know that all Estonians act this way??

"Your God" You own a God?

Friend, I have no idea who 'your God' is but I can assure you, He is probably a lying gypsie.

There is only one God. That is Jesus. Christ. The Holy Ghost.
Please provide scripture where God tells us He loves EVERYONE. I'll give you a hint. God only Loves (and even then, it is a bit iffy) those that love Him UNCONDITIONALLY.

Yes, we know for a fact, all estoniacs act that way.

I'll pray for your soul friend, even if it is probably pointless.


Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Matthew 15:13 But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up.

Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?

Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Okay, you are wrong in my eyes. First of all, my faith teaches me that GOD loves EVERYONE. I know this because GOD is perfect and being perfect means you love EVERYONE. By the way, how do you know that all Estonians act this way??

Is this why Estonites are such whores? They've been taught to "love everyone" without regard to sex, race, or religion?

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

"Your God" You own a God?

Friend, I have no idea who 'your God' is but I can assure you, He is probably a lying gypsie.

There is only one God. That is Jesus. Christ. The Holy Ghost.
Please provide scripture where God tells us He loves EVERYONE. I'll give you a hint. God only Loves (and even then, it is a bit iffy) those that love Him UNCONDITIONALLY.

Yes, we know for a fact, all estoniacs act that way.

I'll pray for your soul friend, even if it is probably pointless.


Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Matthew 15:13 But he answered and said, Every plant, which my heavenly Father hath not planted, shall be rooted up.

Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?

Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:44 No man can come to me, except the Father which hath sent me draw him: and I will raise him up at the last day.

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

I never said anything about 'my GOD'; I said my faith. I am a traditional Catholic; (yes go ahead and say my faith is a false cult, I'm going to Hell, blah blah blah.), and we teach that GOD loves everyone; even sinners, gays, etc. We're supposed to HATE THE SIN but LOVE THE SINNER. For example, I don't believe in gay marriage, I think it's wrong, but I don't hate homosexuals!! How do you even know all Estonians act like that??? You probably don't even know them!! If it's so pointless to pray for me, then why pray for me? God Bless you all. I'll be praying for you all.

"Beloved, let us love one another, because love is of God; everyone who loves is begotten by God and knows God." -1 John 4:7

"Whoever is without love does not know God, for God is love." -1 John 4:8