[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Son, Al is about my age. Al invented it in California in his very early twenties, before pop culture got a hold of his brilliant mind and shut the door on his ability to have insight and outstanding creativity.
I find it interesting you ignore Elisha Gray.
It is good of you to defend your country, even when it is pointless. My rule is put up, shit up or get out. You are staying and putting up. Freedom of speech is very important. You have every right to be wrong and happy about it. I am curious, where were was your race slandered? Keep in mind, accurate descriptions are not slander, only words of inaccuracy.
Friend, we at Landover hate hatred. If you find a case of it occurring, let a Pastor know to rectify the situation. We only follow God's laws. If he tells us not to like or do something because it is bad, we do not question it. We trust Him. So if you decide this is hatred, I suggest you have a sit down with God and the two of you come to an understanding. Get back to me with the results.

Al Gore may have helped cultivate the internet's use, but he did not invent it. May I just say, you should be proud of Al Gore. He is one of the best ambassadors for your great country. Unlike you, unfortunately.

I didn't argue the point about Elisha Gray because I realise there is some dispute on the matter. Objectively, however, Bell has the patent, and so if anyone is known as the inventor, it is him. If this isn't good enough for you though, here's a list of other things Scots have invented: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottis...nd_discoveries

Where has my race been slandered? Throughout this thread is the quick answer. We have been depicted as toothless, primitive drunks, and this is clearly not the case now, is it? It is clear that the Scottophilia on this thread is from people who have never been to my country. A country at the forefront of industry, science and the arts (along with the USA and others).

[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

A man who wears a dress who drinks whisky like water and wakes up in a puddle of his own excrement every day pities America?



What is a "bruvva" if I may ask? Some sort of European vacuum cleaner?

I'm a highly educated university student, and I don't drink. The people of this country drink no more than the people of your own. Yes, the kilt is our national dress, but they were only worn for battle, and these days, for special occasions. I suggest you take less interest of depictions of the Scottish you see on The Simpsons.

I didn't say I pitied America, I pity you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I didn't say I pitied America, I pity you.

Dear Godmocking Drunk;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling haggis to tourists to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. Nobody invited you here. Now bugger off.

[Wide-Open]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

It is clear that the Scottophilia on this thread is from people who have never been to my country.

Scottophilia?

That's disgusting friend! I can assure you no single sane person on this forum suffers from that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I'm a highly educated university student, and I don't drink. The people of this country drink no more than the people of your own. Yes, the kilt is our national dress, but they were only worn for battle, and these days, for special occasions. I suggest you take less interest of depictions of the Scottish you see on The Simpsons.

I didn't say I pitied America, I pity you.

You people wear dresses to battle??? Do you slay your opponents when they are rolling on the ground laughing uncontrollably?

Every scotch I have met was a drunken layabout ditch digger. I think you come here only during fits of sobriety.

YIC
JH

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

...............................
Where has my race been slandered? Throughout this thread is the quick answer. We have been depicted as toothless, primitive drunks, and this is clearly not the case now, is it? It is clear that the Scottophilia on this thread is from people who have never been to my country. A country at the forefront of industry, science and the arts (along with the USA and others).

I still fail to see the slander.
Friend, it is not slander when a person speaks the truth. You mean to say there are no toothless drunken scotch?

You know, if you'd give up your pedophilia papist way of life and read the KJV1611 and follow the true word of God, He might be able to love you.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I'm a highly educated university student, and I don't drink. The people of this country drink no more than the people of your own. Yes, the kilt is our national dress, but they were only worn for battle, and these days, for special occasions. I suggest you take less interest of depictions of the Scottish you see on The Simpsons.

I didn't say I pitied America, I pity you.

Oh, of course with a name like Campbell, I would know nothing about Scotland, would I.

[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Just bevause your name is Campbell, and you're descended from Scots probably, doesn't mean you're qualified to slander the country, junior.

[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I still fail to see the slander.
Friend, it is not slander when a person speaks the truth. You mean to say there are no toothless drunken scotch?

Scotland is a Presbyterian country, and legally protected as such. There are certainly Catholics, but that is not the official religion of the country.

Now, I obviously don't mean to say there are no toothless drunks in Scotland, but if there is they constitute 0.01% of the population. As for your great country (which I maintain is great) i'm sure, nonetheless, that there are many toothless drunks!

[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Dear Godmocking Drunk;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling haggis to tourists to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. Nobody invited you here. Now bugger off.

Why don't you ban me then?

I don't understand this diatribe towards my country, perhaps you could explain? You're hardly speading the good word, are you now, good pastor.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Why don't you ban me then?

That can be arranged.

I don't understand this diatribe towards my country, perhaps you could explain? You're hardly speading the good word, are you now, good pastor.

If you can sober up, try going back to the first post in this thread and read it.

And take your hatefulness elsewhere. We're trying to help you.

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16

[Jackson McRivers]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Okay Zeke, this is the original post:

"Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!

I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!

So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try..."

So you're trying to educate us, but surely I should be educating you, after all, I am in the position of knowledge here, living as I do, in GLASGOW, SCOTLAND.

I'll break it down point by point: While there may be some ugly people, this is not a national characteristic, the same with 'stinky' people just like it isn't in the USA; as i've explained before, yes, we wear kilts for very scecial occasions (graduation etc), but this isn't what we wear usually. We dress in the same way to you guys, our teeth are just fine; We have very good healthcare in this country, and that includes our teeth.

We clearly don't live in caves, because we have electricity (as is evident by me using this forum), we also have pure running water, and incest is illegal and not practiced.

That couldn't be clearer, could it?

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Scotland is a Presbyterian country, and legally protected as such. There are certainly Catholics, but that is not the official religion of the country.

Now, I obviously don't mean to say there are no toothless drunks in Scotland, but if there is they constitute 0.01% of the population. As for your great country (which I maintain is great) i'm sure, nonetheless, that there are many toothless drunks!

Presbys, eh? Have your people ever thought about actually joining the one True Religion(tm) that God backs? (Hint - It begins with a 'B', you are 'educated', you'll figure it out)

True, but we are not famous for it (toothless drunks) like you are. We are famous for creating mass production and the industrial age, which with leaps and bounds, accelerated the quality of life and standard of living for all mankind, even heathens like your people. Quite a difference, you have to admit.

[Steve the dummy]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I can't believe what I read on this forum.

How can you people be so narrow minded, so pathetic in your assumptions, so obtuse in your collective thinking.

I hope Jesus is real, and I hope he returns to pass judgement on your hideous, black souls and condems you all to hell.

But I didnae believe, I nae scared of death and since I'm a fairly nice person who cares about others and helps in what way I can, I'm pretty sure he's gonna let me intae heaven even though I havenae worshiped him but since it's all a fairy tale and there's nothing after death I'm jus gonna sit here, drink ma whisky, eat my haggis (cos you all think I must) and happy believe, and encourage others to be, an Atheist.

Oh, Jackson? Forget trying to get throught to these red necks. You'll never manage it. How many fanatics have you heard of suddenly turning around and sayin' "Oh, your absolutely right! I've been mistaken for so long. Thank you for setting me straight."

Peace out, Hicks.

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I can't believe what I read on this forum.

How can you people be so narrow minded, so pathetic in your assumptions, so obtuse in your collective thinking.

I hope Jesus is real, and I hope he returns to pass judgement on your hideous, black souls and condems you all to hell.

But I didnae believe, I nae scared of death and since I'm a fairly nice person who cares about others and helps in what way I can, I'm pretty sure he's gonna let me intae heaven even though I havenae worshiped him but since it's all a fairy tale and there's nothing after death I'm jus gonna sit here, drink ma whisky, eat my haggis (cos you all think I must) and happy believe, and encourage others to be, an Atheist.

Oh, Jackson? Forget trying to get throught to these red necks. You'll never manage it. How many fanatics have you heard of suddenly turning around and sayin' "Oh, your absolutely right! I've been mistaken for so long. Thank you for setting me straight."

Peace out, Hicks.

I tried to read this but what the heck do the words in bold mean?

See Jackson, you wonder why the world thinks your people are uneducated. You at least speak English. Did he speak those weird words like that because he was uneducated or because he is toothless?

I am surprised he thinks my soul is black as anyone can plainly see, I am clearly a Caucasian.

Also interestingly, he thinks we are hicks. I guess having grown up 20 miles from Manhattan, getting a double masters from Princeton is typical of 'hicks'.