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  • Meat Sandwich
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Just because their are a few notable sinners in Scotland doesn't mean God hates the whole country. I know some great Christians from Scotland and to say all Scots are on par with those you mentioned is moronic.

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  • Brother_Percy
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    Reason No 4. Why God Hates Scotland - John Logie Baird -



    John Logie Baird, Scotch Inventor, Scientist and Engineer, was the inventor of the World's first working Television - paving the way for the sick secular filth which infects our society!

    The MTV, Pornographic Movie channels, violent films, The Simpsons and other filth are now common-place - because of that Scotch piece of garbage!

    Now kids stay up late watching all sorts of perverted secular trash on their teevee sets, instead of reading the Holy Bible KJV 1611!

    Burn in Hell, Baird, Burn in Hell!



    .... COMING SOON !!! Reason No 5. Why God Hates Scotland - Robert Burns !!! ...

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  • Brother_Percy
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal."



    Brother Ezekiel,

    That is actually actor 'Mike Myers' playing a Scotch 'Character' from one of this perverted Austin Power Movies! The Character in question is called "Fat B*****d"! Seriously! The levels of Myers profanity know no bounds!

    Which reminds me...

    Reason No 3. Why God Hates Scotland - MIKE MYERS -



    See him above wearing the traditional Scotch 'dress'!

    Though Godless Myres was born in Canada, his ancestors were from Scotland, which is why he plays so many Scotch 'Characters' in his movies (Shrek, Fat B******d, Stuart Mackenzie). This FACT is something he is actually PROUD of!!! This freak actually considers himself Scottish, and holds a British Passport! Mike Myers was actually named after the serial killer 'Mike Myers' from the infamous 'Halloween' movies. What a sick freak!

    He was quoted in an interview as saying -

    Well if you’re a Canadian comedian you’re issued a French Canadian accent, and a Scottish accent ‘cos almost everybody in, in Canada is from Scotland, ultimately. Scottish people are always super complimentary which is nice, and er super… they’re a lot like Canadians
    "Almost everybody in Canada is from Scotland".... that explains a lot!

    Mike Myers is famous for playing headbanging moron 'Wayne Campbell' (a common Scotch name) in the Movie 'Wayne's World', gloriflying the evils of Heavy Metal and headbanging for an entire generation! He also played perverted spy 'Ausin Power' in 3 sick movies (starring alongside a dwarf). These movies included the titles 'Goldtallywhacker' and 'The spy who sh***ed me'! Sick!

    His place in Hell is assured!

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!



    Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!
    Yes, it is disgusting.

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  • JawOfAnAss
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    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -

    Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!

    Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!

    Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!

    Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!



    Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!


    ... more Scotch people to follow....

    That's quite an eye opener. I thought he was a true American hero when he turned that submarine "Red October" over to the US. That made me think he would vote for John McCain if given the chance. Now I see the real Sean.......I suppose the whole submarine was chock full of commie homo seamen. Disgusting

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