[VampireSlayer]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

The scottish aren't useless heretics bye choice. Just the lazy fuckers in the vatican where far too busy with their vile child abuse to bother sending any missionaries to the scottish tribes. Leave 'em alone until we can convert the poor things properly. =P

[richard dawkins idiot son]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

are u guys serious, some of the most fervent religious people come from scotland, there fottball teams, rangers and celtic by the way, are so enamoured with religion its like a clash of beleifs not teams, sheesh

[PlanetF1]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

If that were true then there'd be no Scottish children would there?! With all the respect in the world, you really are an uneducated lot aren't you!?

[Nobar King]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Here's another reason: Deep fried Mars Bars

Can't get their mums to make some real food.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

But I'm desperate to repent properly and kill myself and meet Jesus. I'm sure he'll accept me as I am willing to accept him.

Your life isn't yours to take. It belongs to Jesus. While we would be glad to have one more sinner who mocks Christians take himself out of the world, committing suicide is murder.
And here's the thing... we're not idiots, troll. Tell me why I shouldn't ban you right now.

No, never mind. I'll do it anyway. I'm in a bad mood.

[The Repenter]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

But I'm desperate to repent properly and kill myself and meet Jesus. I'm sure he'll accept me as I am willing to accept him.

How do I go about this? Any other helpful instructions may be useful at this point.

PS Could you please furnish me with the t's & c's? Thanks.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

For you? Yes.

(Not all those who die meet Jesus. Failure to repent properly, failure to accept Jesus, failure to follow Every Word of KJV1611 and many other provisos, terms and conditions apply.)

[The Repenter]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I'm a scotch man too. And I think you're right, we're all fags and should be condemned. As The Repenter, I think I'd rather just get it done. What's the best way to commit suicide and meet Jesus?

[Wide-Open]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Do all Scottish women have a mustache? I thought it was just Italians and Messicans

Highly confusing indeed. Maybe it's not a Scot but a French transvestite? You never know with these Europeans.

[Talitha]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

I mean, where to start with someone like this?

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Do all Scottish women have a mustache? I thought it was just Italians and Messicans

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

How the hell did you get a picture of me? I never uploaded anything to my profile?

The DOF sends us reports on every single new poster. You can't be too careful, can you!

[Gobo]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

I mean, where to start with someone like this?

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How the hell did you get a picture of me? I never uploaded anything to my profile?

[James Hutchins]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Pastor Ezekiel, I can assure you I do not drink.

Yes, I have indeed read the Holy Bible from cover to cover.

The one true Bible, the KJV1611 or some comic book incorrect variation? Just curious.

[Wide-Open]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

We have Ex-Darkies, Ex-Homo's, Ex-Catholics so we could easily manage an Ex-Jock

Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

I mean, where to start with someone like this?

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I'm curious, how does one become an "Ex-Darkie"?

That would be Brother Remy's department. Take a look at THIS.