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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2025
    • 15118
    #31
    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Gobo123 View Post
    You guys are special.
    Indeed we are.
    We are God's chosen.

    Have you found Jesus Christ yet friend?
    Have you made him your Lord and Savior?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • Gobo
        Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
        Under Investigation
        • Jul 2009
        • 7
        #32
        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        Indeed we are.
        We are God's chosen.

        Have you found Jesus Christ yet friend?
        Have you made him your Lord and Savior?
        Apparently I'm not allowed.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #33
            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

            Originally posted by Gobo123 View Post
            Apparently I'm not allowed.
            Nobody said you're not allowed. It's just that the Scotch are at a disadvantage. Too drunk to read the Bible and too cheap to tithe, they'd just rather live in sin than make any sort of effort toward their own salvation.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2025
                • 15118
                #34
                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                Originally posted by Gobo123 View Post
                Apparently I'm not allowed.
                Really? Why would that be?
                Have you Sinned?
                You can be Born Again you know

                John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
                John 3:4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
                John 3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • Gobo
                    Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 7
                    #35
                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Nobody said you're not allowed. It's just that the Scotch are at a disadvantage. Too drunk to read the Bible and too cheap to tithe, they'd just rather live in sin than make any sort of effort toward their own salvation.
                    Love thy neighbour, Sister Mary Maria. Sweeping generalizations are not big nor clever. This forum is rife with them.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414
                        #36
                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                        You're no neighbor of mine, stuck out on a God-forsaken island in old Europe as you are.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2025
                            • 15118
                            #37
                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                            Originally posted by Gobo View Post
                            Love thy neighbour, Sister Mary Maria. Sweeping generalizations are not big nor clever. This forum is rife with them.
                            You live next door to Sister M&M in Freehold!!

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #38
                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                Originally posted by Gobo View Post
                                Love thy neighbour, Sister Mary Maria. Sweeping generalizations are not big nor clever. This forum is rife with them.
                                You are hardly likely to be our neighbor. You're a damned foreigner aren't you?

                                Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible from cover to cover? Have you ever been sober long enough?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Gobo
                                    Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 7
                                    #39
                                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                    You live next door to Sister M&M in Freehold!!
                                    Well, I have to assume that you are intelligent enough to know that a "neighbour" as described in the bible, is not specifically limited to someone "just next door". I don't think back in Jesus' day that they had suburbs and council estates

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                                      • Gobo
                                        Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 7
                                        #40
                                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        You are hardly likely to be our neighbor. You're a damned foreigner aren't you?

                                        Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible from cover to cover? Have you ever been sober long enough?
                                        Pastor Ezekiel, I can assure you I do not drink.

                                        Yes, I have indeed read the Holy Bible from cover to cover.

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                                          • Talitha
                                            Deaconess
                                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2025
                                            • 15118
                                            #41
                                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                            Originally posted by Gobo View Post
                                            Well, I have to assume that you are intelligent enough to know that a "neighbour" as described in the bible, is not specifically limited to someone "just next door". I don't think back in Jesus' day that they had suburbs and council estates
                                            Did you ignore God's kind offer to receive Salvation through Jesus Christ?
                                            We have Ex-Darkies, Ex-Homo's, Ex-Catholics so we could easily manage an Ex-Jock

                                            Sister Talitha

                                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


                                              Comment

                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #42
                                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                Originally posted by Gobo View Post
                                                Pastor Ezekiel, I can assure you I do not drink.

                                                Yes, I have indeed read the Holy Bible from cover to cover.
                                                Now I know your'e lying. A Scott who doesn't drink? Please!

                                                What "church" do you attend up there in Belfast or whatever Godless cesspool you're from?
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Gobo
                                                    Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Jul 2009
                                                    • 7
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                                    Did you ignore God's kind offer to receive Salvation through Jesus Christ?
                                                    We have Ex-Darkies, Ex-Homo's, Ex-Catholics so we could easily manage an Ex-Jock
                                                    I'm curious, how does one become an "Ex-Darkie"?

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                        Originally posted by Gobo View Post
                                                        I'm curious, how does one become an "Ex-Darkie"?
                                                        That would be Brother Remy's department. Take a look at THIS.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Wide-Open
                                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2007
                                                            • 18449
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                                            We have Ex-Darkies, Ex-Homo's, Ex-Catholics so we could easily manage an Ex-Jock
                                                            Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

                                                            I mean, where to start with someone like this?

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                                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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