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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29448
    #46
    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Gobo View Post
    Pastor Ezekiel, I can assure you I do not drink.

    Yes, I have indeed read the Holy Bible from cover to cover.
    The one true Bible, the KJV1611 or some comic book incorrect variation? Just curious.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Gobo
        Unsaved trash, Drunk Scot
        Under Investigation
        • Jul 2009
        • 7
        #47
        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

        I mean, where to start with someone like this?

        [ATTACH]9355[/ATTACH]
        How the hell did you get a picture of me? I never uploaded anything to my profile?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #48
            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

            Originally posted by Gobo View Post
            How the hell did you get a picture of me? I never uploaded anything to my profile?
            The DOF sends us reports on every single new poster. You can't be too careful, can you!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2025
                • 15118
                #49
                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Are you sure Sister? This one could be all four at once.

                I mean, where to start with someone like this?

                [ATTACH]9355[/ATTACH]
                Do all Scottish women have a mustache? I thought it was just Italians and Messicans

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449
                    #50
                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    Do all Scottish women have a mustache? I thought it was just Italians and Messicans
                    Highly confusing indeed. Maybe it's not a Scot but a French transvestite? You never know with these Europeans.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • The Repenter
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 2
                        #51
                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                        I'm a scotch man too. And I think you're right, we're all fags and should be condemned. As The Repenter, I think I'd rather just get it done. What's the best way to commit suicide and meet Jesus?

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22855
                            #52
                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                            For you? Yes.

                            (Not all those who die meet Jesus. Failure to repent properly, failure to accept Jesus, failure to follow Every Word of KJV1611 and many other provisos, terms and conditions apply.)
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • The Repenter
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 2
                                #53
                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                But I'm desperate to repent properly and kill myself and meet Jesus. I'm sure he'll accept me as I am willing to accept him.

                                How do I go about this? Any other helpful instructions may be useful at this point.

                                PS Could you please furnish me with the t's & c's? Thanks.

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                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 12414
                                    #54
                                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                    Originally posted by The Repenter View Post
                                    But I'm desperate to repent properly and kill myself and meet Jesus. I'm sure he'll accept me as I am willing to accept him.
                                    Your life isn't yours to take. It belongs to Jesus. While we would be glad to have one more sinner who mocks Christians take himself out of the world, committing suicide is murder.
                                    And here's the thing... we're not idiots, troll. Tell me why I shouldn't ban you right now.

                                    No, never mind. I'll do it anyway. I'm in a bad mood.
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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #55
                                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                        Here's another reason: Deep fried Mars Bars

                                        Can't get their mums to make some real food.
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • PlanetF1
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Aug 2009
                                            • 87
                                            #56
                                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                            Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                            Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.

                                            Yours in Christ

                                            Brother Lazarus
                                            If that were true then there'd be no Scottish children would there?! With all the respect in the world, you really are an uneducated lot aren't you!?

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                                              • richard dawkins idiot son
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 93
                                                #57
                                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                are u guys serious, some of the most fervent religious people come from scotland, there fottball teams, rangers and celtic by the way, are so enamoured with religion its like a clash of beleifs not teams, sheesh
                                                One more offensive message in this space and you will be banned. -- ADMIN

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                                                  • VampireSlayer
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Aug 2009
                                                    • 28
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                    The scottish aren't useless heretics bye choice. Just the lazy fuckers in the vatican where far too busy with their vile child abuse to bother sending any missionaries to the scottish tribes. Leave 'em alone until we can convert the poor things properly. =P

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                                                      • lgu
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 3
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                        Friends, I am saddened by some of the language I have seen on this forum. I am a pastor with The Baptist Union of Scotland and I know there are plenty of God-loving wonderful Christians in this country; after all, King James himself was Scottish. Scotland has produced upstanding Christians from the early days of St. Columba and St. Margaret to the selfless giving of 19th and 20th century missionaries such as David Livingstone, Mary Slessor and Eric Liddell.

                                                        God does not hate Scotland - how could he? He loves all of his people. He loves us even when we refuse to love him back. He forgives the sins of all people, irrespective of national borders, and speaks to the hearts of Scots, Americans, Germans, French, Polish - all nationalities. We have a truly just and loving God.

                                                        Why direct so much hatred towards Scotland? Have your hearts become hard and deaf to the words of your Lord? Love your brothers in all countries, tell all the world about the word of the Lord.

                                                        You and I know that America has brought forth many terrible sinners - perhaps some of the most terrible and famous in the world - but i know that God still loves the people of America. Just so, out Lord loves the people of Scotland with all of his heart. Please friends, remember that hatred and anger are the temptations of Satan - mercy and love is the way of Christ.

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                                                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                            Senior Pastor
                                                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                            Always Biblically correct
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 10639
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                                            Originally posted by lgu02190 View Post
                                                            God does not hate Scotland - how could he? He loves all of his people. He loves us even when we refuse to love him back.
                                                            Do tell.

                                                            Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
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