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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Scotland View Post
    You are all delusional faggots.
    Friend, you will have to satisfy your queer urgings elsewhere. While it's true that there was a time when the prospect of an out-of-work ginger POME would've been appealing to me, those days are long past now that I have Jesus in my life.



    YiC,

    Zech
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  • Scotland
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    You are all delusional faggots.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    There are several things wrong with your post, my drunken pockmarked friend.

    1. I'm not fat, like you haggis-munching Scotchmen.

    2. I love Jesus!!!

    3. Please do not make homersexural advances toward True Christians(tm).

    Yours in Christ,

    Zech
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  • Scotland
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Shut your fucking mouth and take my go you fat american christ rejecting fuck.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    See? You wear enough skirts and drink enough rot-gut whiskey and shag enough sheep and you go insane.

    Sad.



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  • Scotland
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Ok, listen up you fucking faggot. God does not hate scotland, you're a fucking son of a christ rejecting jew. If jesus saw how you were acting, he would be unlawfully angry at you. Are we in Scotland not your neighbour, just as your fat ass obesity ridden american rejected fucks are? You are a fucking scumbag and deserve a death of a thousand rats. Be kind to strangers, widows, and fatherless children. 22:21-22. Are we in Scotland not strangers? Be kind to us! Scotland will one day rise and avenge your claims, God shall be with us, just as he was when we battled the English out of our country! I hate Americans, I hate you, I hate every single last fucking one of you, I fucking hate you all. Go fucking die in a fire, don't ever insult Scotland again you useless fucking bint. Come to scotland and take me a square go ya fuckin nugget! MOAN THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Ahhhh. The Scots' contribution to the World.

    Dustin Hoffman - on 'Great Stovies'


    Stovies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia





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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by GlasgowCeltic View Post
    am i on the wrong forum? is this a christian forum
    Yes, this is indeed a Christian forum, so it appears YOU are definitely in the wrong forum.

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  • GlasgowCeltic
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    Friends,

    Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!

    I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!

    So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try...

    Reason No 1. Why God Hates Scotland - BILLY CONNOLLY -

    Listen to this hippy Mary-worshipper! And he's 'billed' as a comedian? Really?? I find NOTHING funny about mocking and abusing baby Jesus!



    Apologies in advance - There were no subtitles available.

    What a hateful, racistl and ignorant post, you should be ashamed.

    try doing a bit of research before spouting your bile.

    am i on the wrong forum? is this a christian forum

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  • God's Flaming Sword
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Irish_Sinner View Post
    We have something similar, except ours are called 'Spides'. Godless, soulless and demonoic.

    Tell me lost sheep, are deep fried battered Mars bars still the national delicacy and is Tennents Super still the national drink, or is this confined only to Glasgow?
    Mars Bars (chocolate candy bars covered in savoury batter and deep fried like Kentucky Chicken - just in case our stateside brethern aren't aware) are still the food of choice with some neds however the drink of this unsaved trash has now changed to Buckfast.

    This brew could start a whole new thread of its own _ A tonic wine fermented by a cult of benedictine catlik monks, it's very high in both alcohol and caffeine so is the choice for these morons.

    This just goes to show the duplicitous and sinister nature of these catliks perverts...they brew this and young males drink it and they get drunk....it wouldn't surprise me if it was started to enable priests to make it easier to molest young boys.

    Find out more here -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

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  • Liam the ex-drunk
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Another facet of cultural exchange whilst purchasing in my native land.

    This subspecies is known as 'The Ned'.




    Lord do I do not miss the place.
    We have something similar, except ours are called 'Spides'. Godless, soulless and demonoic.

    Tell me lost sheep, are deep fried battered Mars bars still the national delicacy and is Tennents Super still the national drink, or is this confined only to Glasgow?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    THIS is further evidence that the vile drunken micks have turned their back on Jesus and embraced satan. Depravity like this would never happen in God's favorite country (AMERICA!)!

    Shocking claims that 13-year-old schoolgirl sold sex in exchange for cigarette

    POLICE are probing claims that a girl of 13 had sex with three older boys - in exchange for one cigarette.

    It is alleged that the shocking encounter was filmed on a phone and detectives are studying video images.

    Yesterday, the schoolgirl's mum confirmed: "There is video footage which is being looked at by the CID.

    "We don't want to say anything else at the moment. We are trying to get on with our lives."

    The girl and the three boys involved in the investigation are all pupils at Craigie High School in Dundee.

    A source close to the case said: "The claims are very disturbing and the school is in a state of shock.

    "The allegations are that the boys, who are all older, took the girl to a flat near the school.

    "She is then meant to have been offered a single cigarette in exchange for extreme sexual activity.

    "The school became aware when it started to get talked about in the playground. The girl is distraught."

    Craigie High, which has 788 pupils, is in Dundee's Mid Craigie area. Many kids who study there come from the Douglas and Angus estates.

    Pupils at the school have been told not to discuss the investigation online after the girl's name became one of the top 10 "trending topics" - favourite subjects for postings - on Twitter in the Tayside area.

    Scores of references to the incident were also posted on Facebook. Many were insulting to the girl.

    Dundee councillor George Regan said: "It appears her friends have put it on Facebook and everyone at the school has seen it. It's disturbing."

    Police said the girl, who lives with her family in a suburb of Dundee, and the three boys are all being interviewed.

    A spokeswoman for the Tayside force said: "We are making inquiries into an incident involving a number of young people at an address in Dundee on January 12.

    "Inquiries are at an early stage and officers are in the process of interviewing those bel ieved to have been involved. It would be wrong to comment further."

    Education bosses are aware of the allegations and are likely to act when the police investigation is complete.

    A spokesman for Dundee City Council refused to say if the three boys alleged to have been involved had been suspended.
    Why should those boys be in trouble? It's the slutty 13 year old who seduced them!

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Another facet of cultural exchange whilst purchasing in my native land.

    This subspecies is known as 'The Ned'.




    Lord do I do not miss the place.

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
    Nothing gets past you, does it?
    Well THAT comment certainly did.

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  • Widows Son
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    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    dead giveaways that you are Scottish [ . . . ] You were forced to do Scottish country dancing every year at high school.
    Nothing gets past you, does it?

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