[Barry]

Re: God Hates England

I hate the way my accent sounds. It is totally humiliating when you go shopping and want to buy some eggplants and you hear your voice say, “I could do with a lovely firm bungle spleen”. I watch American movies with strong male lead actors, in the hope that I can pick up some of your accent. But after watching Rambo and the Rocky movies, people thought I suffered from Downs Syndrome.

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

HOMO ANTECESSOR: 6FT CANNIBALS WHO LIVED BY THE RIVER THAMES

We still know relatively few facts about the homo antecessor, but it is believed they were the first Britons because they were the only known to live in Europe at the time.

Fossil remains found in Spain suggest they had stronger brows and bigger teeth than modern humans - but also smaller brains and potentially even cannibalistic behaviour.

They would have lived on the flood plains and marshes that bordered the ancient route of the River Thames in Norfolk, alongside sabre-toothed cats, hyenas, horses, mammoths and deer.

They measured around 5ft 6in to 6ft, weighed between 9st and 14st and are believed to have been right-handed. However, no complete skeletons have ever been found.



Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.


Half-breed demons the brits.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Constantine1648]

Re: God Hates England

The British army is 100% fag now. Thanks, Obama.

This sickens me. We used to have one of the best armies in the world that carved out an empire now we just have a bunch of oiled leather clad homers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates England

The British army is 100% fag now. Thanks, Obama.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates England

God also hates England because of the way they have bastardized His favorite language (American!)!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

Is it too late to redeem myself? And does god truly hate England? And what about Scotland?

1. No, there is always the hope of Redemption.

2. Yes.

3. This is a silly question as Scotland is just a sub-district of England. So Yes.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: God Hates England

Or aliens.

If that's the case, I have a few things around the house I would like to have done.

Isaiah 61:5 And strangers shall stand and feed your flocks, and the sons of the alien shall be your plowmen and your vinedressers.

YiC
AM

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates England

No really I'm being serious and not sarcastic I think there is no logical explanation for the sun setting and that it must be a higher power

Or aliens.

[matozoa]

Re: God Hates England

Yet another deist idiot who excuses his lack of education for religion.

Go to school, learn about east west cloud density in mid latitude areas and then decide whether someone 'must' have responsible.

No really I'm being serious and not sarcastic I think there is no logical explanation for the sun setting and that it must be a higher power

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: God Hates England

He entered my life 2 years ago when I saw the sunset. I realised it was so beautiful and something science couldn't explain. That someone must have been responsible for it.

Yet another deist idiot who excuses his lack of education for religion.

Go to school, learn about east west cloud density in mid latitude areas and then decide whether someone 'must' have responsible.

[matozoa]

Re: God Hates England

Let us forget this TV banter. When did you start your walk with Christ? When did he first enter you, life?

He entered my life 2 years ago when I saw the sunset. I realised it was so beautiful and something science couldn't explain. That someone must have been responsible for it.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates England

Why would you imagine that? Actually no I don't have a TV. I don't watch TV.

Let us forget this TV banter. When did you start your walk with Christ? When did he first enter you, life?

[matozoa]

Re: God Hates England

And you neighbours TV, I would imagine.

Why would you imagine that? Actually no I don't have a TV. I don't watch TV.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, I do have all of my teeth.

And you neighbours TV, I would imagine.

[matozoa]

Re: God Hates England

You spell like a sodomite from Manchester. Tell me, have you most of your teeth still?

Actually I am from Manchester - what a good guess. Yes, I do have all of my teeth. (That's what my smile looks like.)