[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it.

Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

I believe it may well be the proximity to France that has caused the social regression that afflicts England today; that and all the violent Muslims you have let in. We have had them here too, but when they pull out their knives, we shoot them.

We hear about all the tunnels the Islamites dig to get into Israel and we have Mexicans tunneling in on our borders, so we are not anxious to build a tunnel to England. There is just no telling who might sneak in through it. Any Christians who remain in England are welcome to come over here to America, but we want to get a good look at you before we let you in.

[Barry]

Re: God Hates England

The Bulgarians are coming to steel the jobs off all our Poles.

[Constantine1648]

Re: God Hates England

Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.

Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.

You poor thing, it must be quite traumatic for you. Be firm in Christ and pray that they will all get washed out to sea.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

Not to mention the Bulgarians! My small seaside town is now swarming with folk-dancing peasants in national costume, waving strings of sausages and talking gibberish.

Does anyone know the Bulgarian version of 2 Samuel 15:19 Wherefore goest thou also with us? return to thy place, and abide with the king: for thou art a stranger, and also an exile.

[Constantine1648]

Re: God Hates England

I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.

As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.

As it has turned out that was probably for the best. Or the US would be over run by feral Romanian Gypsy gangs like the UK is at the moment stealing everything that isn't nailed down.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: God Hates England

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America.

I was told that we asked, but you wouldn't let us. I don't blame you.

As 1 Peter 4:3 says, we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries. The majority of the English are obviously much more suited to keeping company with the papist frogs than Godly Americans.

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?

Same reason satan chose hell, pride.

Easier to be constantly reminded that there are those worse-off than to get your face rubbed day&night on your betters.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[A Follower]

Re: God Hates England

[...] we live near France. [...]

I never quite got why you guys built a tunnel to France instead of to America. Why would anyone want to have more to do with the French?

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Barry]

Re: God Hates England

Yes, it's a real curse being born British. Not only does my voice sound odd but my parents tried to call me Muhammed, I've got bad teeth and we live near France. It is only the love of Jesus Christ that keeps me going.

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

But after watching Rambo and the Rocky movies, people thought I suffered from Downs Syndrome.

There you are... choosing to have the Dooooowns.

Satan has his stinky mittens firmly upon you.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

That would have been long ago; maybe as much as five thousand years.

I suppose it was much more recently, the article mentioned it was found under a trailer park.Someone's recently departed relatives I suppose.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Hates England

This sickens me. We used to have one of the best armies in the world that carved out an empire now we just have a bunch of oiled leather clad homers.

Indeed Brother - an empire brought to its knees by the traditions of the Royal Navy with knob polishing and cabin boys.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates England

HOMO ANTECESSOR: 6FT CANNIBALS WHO LIVED BY THE RIVER THAMES

We still know relatively few facts about the homo antecessor, but it is believed they were the first Britons because they were the only known to live in Europe at the time.

Fossil remains found in Spain suggest they had stronger brows and bigger teeth than modern humans - but also smaller brains and potentially even cannibalistic behaviour.

They would have lived on the flood plains and marshes that bordered the ancient route of the River Thames in Norfolk, alongside sabre-toothed cats, hyenas, horses, mammoths and deer.

They measured around 5ft 6in to 6ft, weighed between 9st and 14st and are believed to have been right-handed. However, no complete skeletons have ever been found.



Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.


Half-breed demons the brits.

PRAY TO JESUS!

That would have been long ago; maybe as much as five thousand years.