[Jim Farmer]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Mr. Farmer, maybe could you move this forum to the men's section, thus, as you pointed out, Mr. Faith Machine's "lewdness" is out of the delicate ladies' sight? My husband said that he really doesn't want to have to give me a slap over the head if I faint or vomit all over the table because of this forum...

Meekly and feeling rather ill,
Elizabeth

I have now done so, Mrs Elizabeth. I will pray your husband sees fit not to slap you over the head, regardless.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Bless your heart, Mr. Farmer! Praise the Lord for His goodness and Him placing you here as a gentleman of the Lord to spare the womenfolk from lewd thoughts. My husband is a good man, and will slap me, or not, depending on what he thinks is best. Aren't I blessed to have married such a godly leader?

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

With luck, Mrs Johnson, it will have provided your husband with ideas, so that you will no longer have to endure impregnations - it will make the lives of both of you so much easier. I have sent you a PM which should illustrate to your husband how it must feel for you. I would have posted it here, but the language is a little too strong for ladies.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Biblical reference?

Doing it with your own hand is HOMER SEX!!!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Doing it with your own hand is HOMER SEX!!!

Yes, but let me pose this rhetorical question:

Would it be any less gay if an electronic milking machine was employed...


...provided the controls were manipulated by one's own wife?


Please don't answer...satan doesn't need any more grist thrown into his mill.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Yes, but let me pose this rhetorical question:

Would it be any less gay if an electronic milking machine was employed...

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Then there's a machine designed in slant land just for the purpose:

[Callisto]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Even in a (horrifying) thread about female genitals, you guys can't go two pages without talking about touching your penises.

[alooneymoron]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Then there's a machine designed in slant land just for the purpose:

It looked like there was teeth in that hole!!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

It looked like there was teeth in that hole!!!

Now that you mention vagina dentata, I'm surprised there's nothing in the KJV about it. Seems it would fit perfectly.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Even in a (horrifying) thread about female genitals, you guys can't go two pages without talking about touching your penises.

Why would you post such a homosexual thing on this Godly Forum? Are you gay?

[Callisto]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Are you gay?

Oh Frigga no!

Why limit myself to just women when I can choose between women and men?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Oh Frigga no!

Why limit myself to just women when I can choose between women and men?

So you admit to being a degenerate. Nice. Do you know that Jesus is watching you much rugs and commit perversions?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

Oh Frigga no!

Why limit myself to just women when I can choose between women and men?

It's very rare that I make this offer, young lady. I am inviting you to stay with me, my wife and (girl) child for 6 months. We will show you what it means to be a True Christian™ and the rewards that come with accepting Jesus Christ deep inside you. We will charge you nothing for this once in a lifetime opportunity, and ask only only that you help my wife with household chores as she approaches the birth of our son. What say you? Will you accept?

[Callisto]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

So you admit to being a degenerate. Nice. Do you know that Jesus is watching you much rugs and commit perversions?

I always figured he's a voyeur.

It's very rare that I make this offer, young lady. I am inviting you to stay with me, my wife and (girl) child for 6 months. We will show you what it means to be a True Christian™ and the rewards that come with accepting Jesus Christ deep inside you. We will charge you nothing for this once in a lifetime opportunity, and ask only only that you help my wife with household chores as she approaches the birth of our son. What say you? Will you accept?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

I always figured he's a voyeur.

You are a very rude young lady. If I had my way, you would receive a mouthwash of bleach and then a spanking done my husband. You were extremely rude to Brother Farmer...how could you? "To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men." Titus 3:2 "But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and [be] ready always to [give] an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:" 1 Peter 3:15