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  • Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

    It is extremely rare that the Africans ever get anything right, but I sincerely hope you ladies who are married will take the following information to heart:

    Dry sex: Women at pains to please

    A dry vagina is seen as a disaster for sex in the West. Yet elsewhere, women will run serious health risks to avoid getting wet, says Dutch expert Tinde van Andel. ‘Dry sex’ feels best, they claim – for the man at least

    To keep the vagina dry, women insert herbs, absorbent materials like paper, chemical cleaning agents, antiseptic or even toothpaste. A dry vagina is supposed to feel better for the man during intercourse. Men say they like the friction, heat and swollen tightness.

    But ‘dry sex’ also carries serious health risks, Dr van Andel warns...

    I didn't bother to quote the whole thing, because that blather about health risks kind of bored me, to be quite honest, but the important takeaway here is that you don't ever want your husband to have the disconcerting experience of plunging his thingee into a sopping wet ladyplace, because if you're wet down there, that's a strong indication that you are a whore and have been sleeping around:

    So what’s in it for women? Apart from the increased risk of infection, mostly just discomfort and pain during sex, says Dr Van Andel.

    They keep doing it because they think that otherwise their man will look for another girlfriend, she says. And both men and women often see vaginal discharge as being unhealthy and a sign that a woman has been sleeping around.

    So please, ladies, read the entire article and educate yourselves on how to keep your private parts pleasingly dry, especially during procreation.

    Jesus wants to see between your legs a lot more of this...




    And not so much of this!

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    Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

    Brother,

    I must say that I am impressed! Could this be the way to make the most disgusting and uncomfortable act of procreation at least tolerable?! This could be a life-changing revelation for me personally.

    Regarding your pictures, they are more than appropriate:

    Job 24:5
    Behold, as wild asses in the desert, go they forth to their work; rising betimes for a prey: the wilderness yieldeth food for them and for their children.

    In am deeply grateful and I'll pray on this.

    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      So please, ladies, read the entire article and educate yourselves on how to keep your private parts pleasingly dry, especially during procreation.
      There's a pornographic picture in that article. I'm not sure any lady should be reading it!
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      • #4
        Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!



        Who says suction pumps have no place in the bedroom?
        What's good for the pork trap is good for the cooter, amen?

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        • #5
          Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

          I am proud to say that my wife has always been extremely dry. I am also certain that she never enjoyed sex, ever. Just as God intended it!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

            ...also, packing the offending netherpart with a dessicant such as silica beads, sawdust or kitty litter might be an option for those who prefer home remedies over high priced medical equipment...

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            • #7
              Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

              They get wet? You guys are pulling my leg again. This isn't a very good True Christian(tm) joke, fella's.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • #8
                Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                They get wet? You guys are pulling my leg again. This isn't a very good True Christian™ joke, fella's.
                The sickly ones do. Imagine a runny nose, only between the legs. I've always prescribed a mixture of talc and powdered alum to prevent the noxious discharge.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • #9
                  Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                  How disconcerting too! My husband and I were protesting abortions at the nearest Planned Parenthood and many of the women were dripping down and their clothes indicated them sleeping around! Never will you catch me in such an ungodly position since I won't be there. Sex for a lady is never pleasant, or pretty, just the way God intended.

                  Unsaved trash: If you are going to spout your garbage that sex should feel good because Cosmopolitan said that, and a bunch of women's magazines and some sickular doctors said that, shut your trap. We've already heard it. You don't need to repeat it. God gave you two ears, two eyes, and one mouth. Listen and read the KJV Bible, and stop spouting off your garbage.
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • #10
                    Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                    How disconcerting too! My husband and I were protesting abortions at the nearest Planned Parenthood and many of the women were dripping down and their clothes indicated them sleeping around! Never will you catch me in such an ungodly position since I won't be there. Sex for a lady is never pleasant, or pretty, just the way God intended.

                    Unsaved trash: If you are going to spout your garbage that sex should feel good because Cosmopolitan said that, and a bunch of women's magazines and some sickular doctors said that, shut your trap. We've already heard it. You don't need to repeat it. God gave you two ears, two eyes, and one mouth. Listen and read the KJV Bible, and stop spouting off your garbage.
                    Dear Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson, I agree with you wholeheartedly! Whenever my husband and I engage in the sexual act (for procreation purposes only), I close my eyes and think of America - just like all good Christians American women should do.
                    Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                      Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
                      Dear Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson, I agree with you wholeheartedly! Whenever my husband and I engage in the sexual act (for procreation purposes only), I close my eyes and think of America - just like all good Christians American women should do.
                      I also like to think of Jesus and that if I bear a son and raise him to be a soldier in the Lord's army, I will be assured a place in heaven. But it was an unpleasant act, I was just married, so I was obviously a virgin, and the deflowering was painful, just as the Lord intended.
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • #12
                        Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                        I also like to think of Jesus and that if I bear a son and raise him to be a soldier in the Lord's army, I will be assured a place in heaven. But it was an unpleasant act, I was just married, so I was obviously a virgin, and the deflowering was painful, just as the Lord intended.
                        Amen sister! And may all your birthings be dry and excruciatingly painful as well!Genesis 3:16

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                        • #13
                          Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
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                          • #14
                            Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                            Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                            Amen sister! And may all your birthings be dry and excruciatingly painful as well!Genesis 3:16
                            After all, what's a little pain compared to a heaven with the Lord? "For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory;" 2 Corinthians 4:17
                            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                            • #15
                              Re: Only sluts have wet vajayjays: give your husband the dry sex he craves!

                              Due to the fact that I am not married, I have never had sexual congress with a woman. But I can imagine how icky it would be if she were juicy enough to splash.

                              Question though: The gaysexuals have dry anal sodomy sex. If the woman's cooter is as dry as a homosexual man's anus, then wouldn't it be gay to have sex with the woman under those circumstances? I would think a little moistness would be useful for the man to distinguish it from a homosexual encounter.
                              "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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