[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Okay, I just feel the need to ask this: Why is there a thread about "anal beads" in a women's forum on a christian site?

The original post should make it clear. Go to Page 1.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Okay, I just feel the need to ask this: Why is there a thread about "anal beads" in a women's forum on a christian site?

Women are inherently more lustful than men and need to be warned of the sinful nature of these products. We're also more likely not to realize something is sinful and mess things up for everybody, so its important we stay on guard about everything.

Does that answer your question? I'm really hoping there aren't any more about this.

[porcoddio]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.

Christians are tolerant, U.S. christians are not. They HATE Catholics and they do not even think that they exist only thanks to catholics (you know... people like Cristoforo Colombo, Isabella I of Castile...)

YOU will burn in hell, because you are so hateful, so presumptuous and so high-and-mighty.

P.S.: god, jesus and all that shit do not exist, it's just a fairytale.

GROW UP MOR(m)ONS!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Christians are tolerant, U.S. christians are not. They HATE Catholics

Catholics ignore huge parts of the Holy Bible. God does not allow that: Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

[HTannor]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Christians are tolerant, U.S. christians are not.

That's a rather sweeping generalization there, picadillo. We don't just barge into your place, take a dump on the floor, and accuse you of anything beyond being intollerant of us.

.......people like.........Colombo

Colombo?

Oh, yeah, the TV detective. What's he got to do with this discussion?

[porcoddio]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Colombo?

Oh, yeah, the TV detective. What's he got to do with this discussion?

[porcoddio]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Catholics ignore huge parts of the Holy Bible. God does not allow that: Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

Oh really? But he "said" this long time ago, maybe he changed his mind!

btw @ HTannor, what does "picadillo" mean?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Oh really? But he "said" this long time ago, maybe he changed his mind!

Why would God change his mind? He is God, therefore He is perfect. If something is perfect do you change it? No I don't think so, we have not received a change notice from God.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Christians are tolerant, U.S. christians are not.

That is racist. This is a Christian forum and racism will not be tolerated.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[AngelClark]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

I was recently sent a copy of this advertisement by a poor persecuted Christian living in New Zealand.

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It claims to show an obvious Jezebel smiling in Church because she allegedly has some kind of perverted sex toy in her anus.

Of course, I had to carry out research to find out what kind of disgusting item these obvious followers of Satan are peddling.
These are (apparently) anal beads:
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I FOUND THESE ON A SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN MARITAL AIDS WEBSITE!

The connection with this "item" and the Catholic Rosary is pretty obvious.
Here is a picture from as long ago as 1578 of a Catholic Homo and his Beads:

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Just look at the way the creature is sniffing the beads
YES! I said HOMO

Also, look at this Catholic Priest trying to force the beads on to a poor unsuspecting child!

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To add insult to injury, these other items also featured on this Christian Pornography site. (Ladies, please close your eyes).

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I have written to the owners of this site and raised the strongest possible objections. I have also demanded that they send samples of these items so I can see first hand how disgusting they are.

If you haven't already realized, "I'm on Anal Beads" is an anagram of Osama bin Laden

Jesus weeps.

I clicked on your link and I must say I was sickened by what I saw. How dare they pass them selves off as a Christian site yet sell such smut. God in no way would want any True Christian (Male or Female) to even view the site much less buy and use that stuff. I need to repent for even daring to look. Lord, God please forgive me.