Student Moons and Sues WWBD?

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I was shocked to learn that a Florida high school student is suing because he mooned his teacher. And I am surprised that president/savior-to-be Jeb Bush (he's so cute!) hasn't intervened.

Anyway, I know if my son Skeeter was that mooner his little behind would get real acquainted with my favorite hair brush. Finally, what do you folks think Betty Bowers would do if it were her son?

[OnYourKnees]

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Folks, I was shocked to learn that a Florida high school student is suing because he mooned his teacher. And I am surprised that president/savior-to-be Jeb Bush (he's so cute!) hasn't intervened.

Anyway, I know if my son Skeeter was that mooner his little behind would get real acquainted with my favorite hair brush. Finally, what do you folks think Betty Bowers would do if it were her son?

I can only imagine that she would be horrified to see that her son had shown his bare bottom to a male teacher, in an attempt to seduce the teacher into reversing his decision, and send the boy into her BASH program immediately!

[Brother Temperance]

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Well, whatever Betty would or wouldn't do, I think we can all sigh in relief and thank Jesus for preventing that vile gook cult, the Moonies, from getting involved with this story. Then things would have got really twisted.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Well, I can't even begin to imagine what I would do in the shoes of a classy white lady like Missus Bowers (probably dance for joy because I seen such nice shoes on my feets!), but if one of my chillrens had done did something like that to they teacher, I make sure they goes without watermelon for a MONTH.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am troubled that the next President of the United States, Jeb Bush hasn't used his powers on this. I can only assume that Jeb is waiting for the right time. Since the word is President Bush will declare marshall law when he attacks Iran next week the time for Jeb to act will be soon.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Folks, I was shocked to learn that a Florida high school student is suing because he mooned his teacher. And I am surprised that president/savior-to-be Jeb Bush (he's so cute!) hasn't intervened.

Anyway, I know if my son Skeeter was that mooner his little behind would get real acquainted with my favorite hair brush. Finally, what do you folks think Betty Bowers would do if it were her son?

I had a look at the article and this part came to my attention:

"Without knowing the allegations, we're confident in the administration's position on this case," Robinson said. Palm Harbor principal Herman "Doc" Allen described the mooning as "disgusting" and the teacher as "traumatized."

What kind of wuss sissy is that teacher? To find a simple mooning 'traumatizing'?

Maybe the teacher should have given the kid a detention or two but forced out of his school just for mooning? What a joke! If that teacher is so traumatized by the sight of an ass if he ever had a kid, how would he clean the baby's butt to change the diaper? With his eyes shut?

[eliot mayfield]

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I had a look at the article and this part came to my attention:


What kind of wuss sissy is that teacher? To find a simple mooning 'traumatizing'?

Maybe the teacher should have given the kid a detention or two but forced out of his school just for mooning? What a joke! If that teacher is so traumatized by the sight of an ass if he ever had a kid, how would he clean the baby's butt to change the diaper? With his eyes shut?

Where to start, where to start?
What if it was a really fat pimple covered rear end? Think about that! What about dinkleberries?
And changing diapers is not a man's job.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Where to start, where to start?
What if it was a really fat pimple covered rear end? Think about that! What about dinkleberries?

I seriously doubt the ass was in that bad shape, and even if it was, how is that traumatic? Think about what doctors have to put up with and see!

And changing diapers is not a man's job.

Sure it is. Unless the man is too much of a sissy and a wuss.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I seriously doubt the ass was in that bad shape, and even if it was, how is that traumatic? Think about what doctors have to put up with and see!

Sure it is. Unless the man is too much of a sissy and a wuss.

Perhaps the caboose caused the teacher to have lustful thoughts - a grave sin. But then again, since it is a male teacher, if he did lust after the half-moons, better to stone first and ask questions later.

[SUV]

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I think that Governor-future-President Jeb - needs a nice warm plate of Snickerdoodles to re-activate his True Christian roots. Praise!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Perhaps the caboose caused the teacher to have lustful thoughts - a grave sin. But then again, since it is a male teacher, if he did lust after the half-moons, better to stone first and ask questions later.

Well, I suppose he would worry if he were lusting after an underage caboose....
But 'traumatized'??? I mean seriously, come on. If that guy is married or has a partner, his other half wouldn't be able to introduce him as their 'knight in shining armor'...more like 'their sissy in double-knit'.

[Brother Temperance]

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Well, I suppose he would worry if he were lusting after an underage caboose....
But 'traumatized'??? I mean seriously, come on. If that guy is married or has a partner, his other half wouldn't be able to introduce him as their 'knight in shining armor'...more like 'their sissy in double-knit'.

The tragic thing is, now that that demon-possessed child has led the poor traumatised teacher down the path of homerism and lustfulness, there's every chance they do now have a "partner". Jesus weeps.

[Brother Samuel]

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Well, what does the Bible say about this situation? Surely that is the instruction that Betty would follow.

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

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Oh no, no, no. I do not approve of mooning one iota, however showing your panties I can deal with.[IMG]file:///Users/jameshaldeman/Desktop/506.jpg[/IMG]

[Bozo James (On Moderation)]

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Love it! Someone in here has a sense of humor after all..Bozo James Indeed LOL.
How about Sissy Bozo james instead, not so insulting that way.