Blessed to be blonde

[Sister Charli]

as God's holy word states....

Esther 2:2 (King James Version)
(2) Let there be fair young virgins sought for the king:

[Talitha]

Re: Blessed to be blonde

Indeed Sister.
Jesus truly does Bless Blond, Blue Eyed Christian Americans like ourselves.

Of course, Jesus HIMself was also a Blue-Eyed Blond.
Anyone who says anything else is American and Jesus-Hating Scum.

We are Truly Blessed.

[Sister Charli]

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Yes Ms Talitha.

Even us blonde haired blue eyed down under Ozmericans are blessed.

Praise be to God.

[Felicity]

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I am glad to hear that!

[Nobar King]

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Anyone who says anything else is American

I truly agree, but I'm an American, too, so I'm a bit confused.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes Ms Talitha.

Even us blonde haired blue eyed down under Ozmericans are blessed.

Praise be to God.

Speaking of which, when is your island going to formally apply to be an American colony? We know you all crave American Statehood, but surrendering to us and applying to be one of our colonies is the first step.

If wishes were fishes we'd all have some fried, as the saying goes.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Speaking of which, when is your island going to formally apply to be an American colony? We know you all crave American Statehood, but surrendering to us and applying to be one of our colonies is the first step.

If wishes were fishes we'd all have some fried, as the saying goes.

If I may pip in here Pastor Ezekiel.

The plan was going great guns while the great man John Howard was our Prime Minister. He and your lovely former President; Mr GW Bush had such a great relationship and rapport. Now however such things seem to be on the back-burner as PM KRUDD (by name and nature) seems to be cozying up to the chinks. It's going to be Tokyo Rose and Hanoi Jane and probably now Shangai Suzy all over again!

I cannot wait until we get a GOOD Conservative leader back in office to put an end to all this rot and nonsense.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Sister Charli]

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Pastor Ezekiel.

It is just so difficult at the moment with Ozmerica having an unGodly cafflick at the helm and the alternative party has a mad monk as it's leader.

Ozmerica is such a sinful Island. But what would you expect as we are all convict descendants?

I was just on the way to my prayer closet to pray for our Prime Minister, Mr Krudd and the Opposition leader, the Mad Abbot.

[HTannor]

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I very much agree about the blessings of being blond and, in my case, male.

In my younger days my hair was long, wavy, and very blond. How well I recall running on the beach after a vigorous day of surfing, my hair waving in the wind, my rippling muscles and washboard abs glistening in the sun.

Fellow surfers were quite jealous of me because of the ease of my connecting with women who flocked to me.

My secret weapon (well... beyond my hair, looks, body, and natural athletic abilities) was my vast knowledge of the KJV1611, which I used to great effect in converting the ladies into a life-long love of Jesus!

When culling the herd was complete and I had selected the lucky lady, we would lay on the beach watching the sunset; she engaging in small talk, and me closing in for the kill with a well-chosen Bible passage.

It would seldom take long before she was on her knees in front of me begging for more. I often found myself completely drained after a mere six or seven hours of private, intense, one-on-one witnessing with the daily target of my attentions.

Early in the morning I would watch her somewhat bow-legged exit from the beach walking towards her car as if weighted down with the power of my words.

Each day, the routine was very much the same: surfing, running, selection, and nookie.finally, weariness.

Good times.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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My hair is naturally and originally blonde, but due to using cheap hair-dying products I am unfortunately stuck with red, green, yellow, and blue hair. I mean, it's great when I do my clown evangelist circuit rounds since I save on having to get a wig or spend time and money dying my hair, but it's rather embarrassing when I have to go into the bank or do normal business. It's also rather annoying when applying for a job because they always drug test me. That's assuming they even hire me in the first place.

On the flip side, people seem to randomly offer to sell me drugs more often than the average person. But, I've been clean and sober, on and off, for about 20 years, so it's not like I welcome it into my life.

Still, I identify with the sentiment of the original poster. God did indeed bless us with our fair locks.

[Dirk]

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I am not into blonds actually, I prefer the Italian/Spanish looking females.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I am not into blonds actually, I prefer the Italian/Spanish looking females.

LOL, Brother Dirk and your sense of humor! As if a True Christian™ would be attracted to muddy-looking, papist women!

[Dirk]

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LOL, Brother Dirk and your sense of humor! As if a True Christian™ would be attracted to muddy-looking, papist women!

Well, I am glad I can put a smile up your face Rev. Jim Osborne. In reality: I prefer blonds (preferably those of German Aryan descent)

[Talitha]

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I am not into blonds actually, I prefer the Italian/Spanish looking females.

You had me worried there too, Brother.
What kind of Man would want a Woman with a Mustache?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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What kind of Man would want a Woman with a Mustache?

Only one teetering on the brink of homerism.