[Dr Laurence Niles]

I'm single because I have no interest in being married. I am heterosexual, and have my share of male admirers. I enjoy the company of men, I just prefer to live alone. I go where I want, when I want, with whom I want. I cook what I want to eat when I'm hungry, and I don't have to worry about anyone else's meals. I don't have to clean up anyone's messes, wash anyone's clothes or dishes but my own. I'm not accountable to anyone. If I want company, I have company. If I want to be alone, I'm alone. If I get horny, I have FWB's I can call, and if none of them are available, I have toys. If I'm not horny, I'm not pressured to provide sex just because someone else wants it.

I've never heard anything gayer.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

As a True Christian(tm) I find your spitting in Jesus' eye to be an insult. What you need is a good Christian man to sort you out so you know what God wants you to do!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Women should look after and obey men, not go around touching other women in their Venusian folds!

You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.

All the best.

[Roberta]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

I just throw a few tampons in my purse and go on about my business.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

I've never heard anything gayer.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

As a True Christian™ I find your spitting in Jesus' eye to be an insult. What you need is a good Christian man to sort you out so you know what God wants you to do!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Women should look after and obey men, not go around touching other women in their Venusian folds!

You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.

All the best.

I'm not into women. When I have sex, it's with a man. I'll share my bed with him for a few hours, just not my home on a permanent basis. I have no desire to be anyone's "help meet."
I know what I want my life to be like, I'm living the life I want, and I don't need any sorting out. I'm happy with my life.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

I don't like pads - they chafe, they leak, they smell, and they're just generally uncomfortable. Tampons are much more comfortable and sanitary.

[Roberta]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.

Something tells me this is one of you lot. Never hear anyone use "sorting out" in God's country.

[Noah Sole]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

This is the one I built for my wife. Notice the stack to take away the smell and the big roll of soft paper in the back wall.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I'm not into women. When I have sex, it's with a man. I'll share my bed with him for a few hours, just not my home on a permanent basis. I have no desire to be anyone's "help meet."
I know what I want my life to be like, I'm living the life I want, and I don't need any sorting out. I'm happy with my life.

What in God's name are you doing telling me about your sexual bedtime antics. Where the young bucks you so frequently hang around with place their penile members is of no interest to or any one on this forum. Don't you know that younger children visit this site? My limber sensitive Nephew is now asking questions about why some women sleep around with strangers and why their self esteem is so low that they engage in oral and anal sodomy with the first person who reminds them of their dad.

Thanks for landing me in yet another conversation that is more than a little awkward for a me.



YIC

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

What in God's name are you doing telling me about your sexual bedtime antics. Where the young bucks you so frequently hang around with place their penile members is of no interest to or any one on this forum. Don't you know that younger children visit this site? My limber sensitive Nephew is now asking questions about why some women sleep around with strangers and why their self esteem is so low that they engage in oral and anal sodomy with the first person who reminds them of their dad.

Thanks for landing me in yet another conversation that is more than a little awkward for a me.



YIC

Young bucks? I don't do deer.

Strangers? No again.

And none of my partners remind me of my dad.

And why exactly was your NEPHEW reading the "menstra hut" thread anyway?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

Young bucks? I don't do deer.

Strangers? No again.

And none of my partners remind me of my dad.

And why exactly was your NEPHEW reading the "menstra hut" thread anyway?

Why are YOU reading a thread asking "What's your menstra hut like", when you don't have one?

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

Why are YOU reading a thread asking "What's your menstra hut like", when you don't have one?

I saw the title and wondered what in the world a "menstra hut" was.

[Roberta]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

I saw the title and wondered what in the world a "menstra hut" was.

French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits.

Do you, at least, use a biday?

[Didymus Much]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits...

If hair is dirty, why aren't you bald?

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits.

Do you, at least, use a biday?

I don't have a bidet, but I do clean myself thoroughly after using the toilet - unlike the nasty men here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

I don't have a bidet, but I do clean myself thoroughly after using the toilet - unlike the nasty men here.

That was uncalled for. All of the members of my congregation get a lifetime supply of Christian toilet paper for cleansing our disgusting dirty parts.

[Noah Sole]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

This is the one I use.