What's your menstra hut like

[Lisa H]

As we know menstra hut's came in all shapes and sizes. Some are simple shacks to a fully self contained separate house.

Have you decorated it the way you want or have you left it to the men folk.

[Sister Charli]

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Oh goodness Sister Lisa,

What a gorgeous menstra hut that is?

Here is a pic of mine ....



It has a single bed, toilet, basin and single burner gas cooker.

It has a skylight in the roof for lighting.

And Daddy connected electricity and hot running water a couple of years ago too.

So it was very comfortable.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Goodness me, you modern girls are spoilt rotten! In my day, I had to make do with a long drop. However, my husband and I had His n' Her long drops, so it was all a little bit fancy, and our dunnies had a lovely view .... bitterly cold in the winter, mind you.

Unfortunately there are no photos of my old long drop-come-menstra hut, but I did find this picture which looks very much like it (including the view and the attached "His" toilet!):



The interior was plain, but it did the job. It was similar to the following picture, with the exception that the rim of the seat was much narrower, which suited me fine. A too-wide rim leads to lazy, all-too-comfortable buttocks, and one is given to daydreamimg and flights of fancy -- instead of remaining mindful that one is menstruating: one ought to be spending her time contemplating her sinful, filthy bodily functions and begging GOD for forgiveness. Always easier to concentrate on GOD when one is sitting on an uncomfortable, cold loo.

[Sister Charli]

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Yes we are spoilt now days Mrs Rogers. Even blessed with disposable sanitary napkins.

But lets not mention those disgusting internal things that whores and harlots put inside their you know where.

God refers to our righteousness as dirty menstra rags. It is only by His righteousness that we can be saved.

Isaiah 64:6 (King James Version)
6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.

[James Dewitt]

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But lets not mention those disgusting internal things that whores and harlots put inside their you know where.

This is a reason I never read this section I am heading for my Man Cave!

[Lisa H]

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Brother James just sent me some pictures of Sister Phebe's menstra hut. Normally I don't like to comment on such things but I do think James is spoiling her in her unclean time.

Look at the outside. Very extravagant.



Seriously, do you think she should be swimming in her unclean time.

The bedroom looks lovely. I do have to question why she would needs such a large bed.



I know us women should look nice for the Lord. But during the unclean time a simple mirror would really sufice. Not something that would make royality jealous.



Personal hygiene is very important but a simple bath is more than adequate. Even showing. But a spa bath!



I know Brother James loves Sister Phebe but I do think it is a bit overboard. I feel sorry for Mrs Rogers having to see this considering what she had use.

[Sister Charli]

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Typical bloke.

Has no idea about womenly matters

Male architects and builders do NOT know how to design a menstra hut.

What's with the swimming pool?

Can you imagine the water colour after an hour?

Disgusting!!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Brother Dewitt is a multimillionaire and can afford to care for his wife and pamper her with luxury. It really can't be considered a menstrual "shack" or "hut", but it's an actual estate that she can go to for the several days when she is unclean. And to think of all these idiotic unsaved trash that come here and dare claim that we True Christians™ abuse our wives or treat them like dirt? We have the pictures to prove it!

By the way, James, I just wanted to clear something up. When she was staying alone in her menstrual estate, and you were talking on the phone with her and heard my voice in the background, that was me, but it was myself on my television program. She simply had the TV on. I know that is what she told you when you got angry with her, but I wanted to vouch for your wife's innocence.

[Lisa H]

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Typical bloke.

Has no idea about womenly matters

Male architects and builders do NOT know how to design a menstra hut.

What's with the swimming pool?

Can you imagine the water colour after an hour?

Disgusting!!!

Sister Charli I wonder if Phebe might start taking a few extra days in her menstra than she should.

[Sister Charli]

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I wonder whether Brother James discards the whole bed or just the linen after each unclean week.

Does Mrs Dewitt have staff in her menstra palace? Or do they clean it after her seven days isolation is over?

Leviticus 15:19-24 (King James Version)
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

[BelieverInGod]

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[James Dewitt]

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=Lisa H;581402]

Brother James just sent me some pictures of Sister Phebe's menstra hut. Normally I don't like to comment on such things but I do think James is spoiling her in her unclean time.

Look at the outside. Very extravagant.

I have a 23 room home, should I have erected and out house?

Seriously, do you think she should be swimming in her unclean time.

one end is a hot tub, and I do occasionally take a dip.

The bedroom looks lovely. I do have to question why she would needs such a large bed.

Its just a damn bed

I know us women should look nice for the Lord. But during the unclean time a simple mirror would really sufice. Not something that would make royality jealous.

Phebe is my Princess

Personal hygiene is very important but a simple bath is more than adequate. Even showing. But a spa bath!

Now you have a problem with her bath tub?

I know Brother James loves Sister Phebe but I do think it is a bit overboard. I feel sorry for Mrs Rogers having to see this considering what she had use.

I have seen better. Given the age of Mrs Rogers, the last time she needed a menstra hut, was when John Kennedy was killed by Jesus.

Typical bloke.

Has no idea about womenly matters

Male architects and builders do NOT know how to design a menstra hut.

What's with the swimming pool?

Can you imagine the water colour after an hour?

Disgusting!!!

This is starting to up set me!

Sister Charli I wonder if Phebe might start taking a few extra days in her menstra than she should.

I wonder whether Brother James discards the whole bed or just the linen after each unclean week.

Does Mrs Dewitt have staff in her menstra palace? Or do they clean it after her seven days isolation is over?

Leviticus 15:19-24 (King James Version)
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

All right thats enough! You damn females have nothing better to do than bitch about the menstra mansion of a fine lady. Phebe is a True Christian Woman and my WIFE!
Galatians 5:26Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.

[James Dewitt]

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=Rev. Jim Osborne;581412]

Brother Dewitt is a multimillionaire and can afford to care for his wife and pamper her with luxury. It really can't be considered a menstrual "shack" or "hut", but it's an actual estate that she can go to for the several days when she is unclean. And to think of all these idiotic unsaved trash that come here and dare claim that we True Christians™ abuse our wives or treat them like dirt? We have the pictures to prove it!

Thanks Rev Jim, at least you understand. Shall I build a shack on my estate, bet that will go over well with my neighbor, Sister BIG!

By the way, James, I just wanted to clear something up. When she was staying alone in her menstrual estate, and you were talking on the phone with her and heard my voice in the background, that was me, but it was myself on my television program. She simply had the TV on. I know that is what she told you when you got angry with her, but I wanted to vouch for your wife's innocence.

Yea OK, I wonder what happened to the 10 minutes of missing video surveillance?

[Lisa H]

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All right thats enough! You damn females have nothing better to do than bitch about the menstra mansion of a fine lady. Phebe is a True Christian Woman and my WIFE!
Galatians 5:26Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.

Brother James don't you think it is bit extravagant having a menstra mansion. We know you love Sister Phebe and would doing anything for her. There is doubt she is a True Christian woman.

[Cranky Old Man]

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There is doubt she is a True Christian woman.

Impossible! There can be no doubt that she is a fine True Christian™ lady. I agree her hut is a bit over the top, but that is just James. I am still busy unwrapping the last birthday present I got from him.