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  • Goody Jerusha
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 30

    #31
    Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

    I am surprised that "Do not speak unless spoken to." has not made this list of "tips".
    Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round thy table. Psalms 128 vs. 3.

    Pekahiah & Kelaiah age 14, Gaius age 12, Dorcas & Dicklah age 9, Gomer age 6, Hagar age 3, Solomon Solomon Junior age 15 months

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #32
      Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

      It is imperative that one never be "too tired" for anything.

      It's when you slow down that they think about trading you in for a newer model, so keep a song in your heart (if you sing it out loud it might annoy him), a bounce in your step, and an EverReady attitude flashing from your eyes.

      9 hours of sleep a night helps. Also, Oil of Olay is an excellent moisturizer.
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      • renaldude
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2011
        • 51

        #33
        Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

        28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself
        Does this mean anything?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

          Originally posted by renaldude View Post
          28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself
          Does this mean anything?
          No, it doesn't. Did you get that out of the Kooran?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • renaldude
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2011
            • 51

            #35
            Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            No, it doesn't. Did you get that out of the Kooran?
            Nope, just from a site i was directed to by the introduce yourself forum here.
            Ephesians 5:23-32; John 3:6 (King James Version)

            look familure yet?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

              Originally posted by renaldude View Post
              28So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself
              Does this mean anything?
              Originally posted by renaldude View Post
              Nope, just from a site i was directed to by the introduce yourself forum here.
              Ephesians 5:23-32; John 3:6 (King James Version)

              look familure yet?
              Next time, pay attention to detail.

              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

              Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

              James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • missmolly
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2011
                • 2

                #37
                Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                Oh dear, I've been using orange juice from concentrate all this time. I guess that makes me whore. I feel so dirty.

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                • Brother Harold Porter
                  Landover Senior Outreach
                  Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8236

                  #38
                  Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                  Originally posted by missmolly View Post
                  Oh dear, I've been using orange juice from concentrate all this time. I guess that makes me whore. I feel so dirty.

                  Not so much a whore, but a lazy woman that would serve her Christian husband mediocre slop, instead of putting some effort into the relationship.

                  A bag of oranges is relatively cheap. If you love him, you would fresh-squeeze.

                  In Jesus
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • AngelClark
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 107

                    #39
                    Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Not so much a whore, but a lazy woman that would serve her Christian husband mediocre slop, instead of putting some effort into the relationship.

                    A bag of oranges is relatively cheap. If you love him, you would fresh-squeeze.

                    In Jesus

                    I fresh squeeze orange juice and Lemonade as well. I also used to make my children's baby food as well. I never bought the orange juice lemonade or baby food from stores, I always believed it had demons in it and I wasn't bringing that in my house.
                    Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #40
                      Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                      Originally posted by AngelClark View Post
                      I fresh squeeze orange juice and Lemonade as well. I also used to make my children's baby food as well. I never bought the orange juice lemonade or baby food from stores, I always believed it had demons in it and I wasn't bringing that in my house.
                      Praise God, Sister!

                      He tells us that what we eat should be fresh from the field. Not concentrated, frozen or tampered with, as the joo is likely to do in order to gyp the Christian out of a dollar at every turn.

                      Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • AngelClark
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 107

                        #41
                        Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Praise God, Sister!

                        He tells us that what we eat should be fresh from the field. Not concentrated, frozen or tampered with, as the joo is likely to do in order to gyp the Christian out of a dollar at every turn.

                        Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

                        In Christ

                        Fresh food just tastes so much better than processed food and I should my mother only grew a few things in the garden but opted to buy processed food at the store, I learned on my own how to can fruits, veggies and even some meats. I also every now and again I will cure meat and make jerky out of the deer etc meats my Husband brings home.
                        I waste nothing, no part of the hide goes to waste either, I have found new ways to use even the bones of animals. All of it I learned from friends or on my own.
                        Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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                        • renaldude
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 51

                          #42
                          Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                          Yet you still could not admit that I quoted from YOUR source. Yet you could say nothing other than to reference me to the part of THIS FORUM that sent me to THE SITE where this quote was found. Why have you forsaken me?

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                          • wait_what
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 592

                            #43
                            Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                            Originally posted by renaldude View Post
                            Yet you still could not admit that I quoted from YOUR source. Yet you could say nothing other than to reference me to the part of THIS FORUM that sent me to THE SITE where this quote was found. Why have you forsaken me?

                            Wait . . .



                            What?



                            More importantly, I would like to add this fine article on being a good wife.

                            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                            Give her a shovel.
                            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                            • Grace K
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 67

                              #44
                              Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                              I have a question about the oranges: Which way would best to squeeze them? Using one of those strange machines, or all by hand? The machine would make it easier, but then it would be; in a way, cheating. Like telling my future husband that I do not care enough to do it all by hand myself..Which do you think? I do not want to make the wrong decision and upset my future husband!

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #45
                                Re: Handy Tips for True Christian Wives

                                Originally posted by Grace K View Post
                                I have a question about the oranges: Which way would best to squeeze them? Using one of those strange machines, or all by hand? The machine would make it easier, but then it would be; in a way, cheating. Like telling my future husband that I do not care enough to do it all by hand myself..Which do you think? I do not want to make the wrong decision and upset my future husband!
                                Yes but the machine also gets a lot more juice out of the fruit. Really, it depends on your husbands preference. The machines are also noisy.
                                Drama queen

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