Women must notify their bosses when MENSTRUATING.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Now THIS is a wonderful idea to help keep a happy workplace (although keeping the women out of the workplace wiould be easier, but alas, it's not always possible nowadays), thanks to a simple bracelet.

Female staff in Norway ordered to wear red bracelets when on period | Mail Online


And this is from heathen Norway! Excellent advice all the same. I advise our Christian Sisters to do likewise.

Unlesss someone has a better idea.

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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It occurs to me a man desiring to father a son for Christ would be able to synchronize his gift of the seed of life to the woman's most fertile time in her cycle with this information.

Just note when the red wrist band goes on and wait between 12 to days 15 days. This will maximize the chances of conception and please Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

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Brother McUinnean, I think you mean that women must warn their bosses and family members in ADVANCE of the womanly flow.

Being told it is in process not only is pointless as the stench is unbearable but rude and disgusting. No man should ever have to be subject to the horrors of that knowledge.
My wife puts a pile of baby swaddling on her chair as a sign 'it is happening'. Typically, a few days before 'it' begins she is off to her menstrahut a safe two miles from the main house, just up stream of the staff quarters. A few days after it is over, a lye bath in the river and she is ready to associate with people again.

[Sheldon the Swede]

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What if the boss is a women herself? Would she have to notify it too?

[Cranky Old Man]

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What if the boss is a women herself?

Women can't be bosses. Women are to be silent and serve their husbands.

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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I am impressed that you True Christian Men™ have the stomach to even discuss such a disgusting topic as the filthiness of the female vagina. It is truly a just punishment (when combined with so many other womanly shortcomings) for the sin of Eve.

When I am done with my unclean period (no pun intended!), my husband takes me out back with the pressure washer and chlorine solution and restores my previous condition. The burning sensation on my skin only lasts a couple of days, during which time he eases up on my beating routine, striking me with a cane instead of an oar as he usually does.

I really don't understand how you True Christian Men™ muster the patience to deal with us womenfolk!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Lisa H]

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Brother McUinnean, I suspect these Norwegians are wanting their women wear these bracelets so they know the best time to rape them. If a woman is not wearing the bracelet she would be raped.

[Jedediah]

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This is entirely inadequate. Does anyone care about traditional family values any more? The Bible is very clear that women are to be kept separate during their unclean time.

While a suppose a warning bracelet could be construed to be in keeping with the spirit of the Word, it is not following the Word of God to the letter as He commands. Let's take a look at exactly what the LORD has to say about women and their bloody issue.

Leviticus 15:19-31
19And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
23And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.
26Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
28But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
29And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
30And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
31Thus shall ye separate the children of Israel from their uncleanness; that they die not in their uncleanness, when they defile my tabernacle that is among them.

While I see utility in menstruating women identifying themselves so that their husbands or fathers can enumerate the days of their bloody issue to see if the seven-day period of separation should be extended, it is woefully inadequate in-and-of-itself. Separate means separate. Period. What good is it going to do to know that a woman is unclean if she is still allowed to sit on chairs and touch things in the office?

This isn't just about the woman. This affects us all, because as Leviticus 15:22 tells us, her uncleanness can be transmitted to others who merely touch something she sat upon.

I am so outraged.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Brother McUinnean, I suspect these Norwegians are wanting their women wear these bracelets so they know the best time to rape them. If a woman is not wearing the bracelet she would be raped.

Very possibly Lisa.

Nevertheless it's good warning for all and sundry (especially the sundry) that they females in question will be even more intolerable and difficult to comprehend then usual.

I also agree with brother Hutchins. They should wear them in the lead up as a warning of psychotic impending behaviour. Absolutely.

[Jinnye]

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Good idea. About the question"what is boss is woman"- women should not be bosses! But what should women do, if men want to keep them away from working? Even single women like me?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Good idea. About the question"what is boss is woman"- women should not be bosses! But what should women do, if men want to keep them away from working? Even single women like me?

Obey. And find a good Christian husband and a home to keep.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Even single women like me?

That's your father's problem, since you're still under his headship until he finds you a True Christian™ husband (and I really think he needs to get cracking on that).

[Annie1]

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They should be in their menstra-hut during their unclean time, not out among men!

[Adilene]

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Us women shouldn't be working in the first place! We need to be at home raising the children and cooking for our husbands!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Us women shouldn't be working in the first place! We need to be at home raising the children and cooking for our husbands!

And cooking for your children.