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  • Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

    I just returned from the ICU at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines where Claire from the Youth Group (Deb and Bill's daughter) was admitted today after falling into a coma due to a "toxic waste syndrome" she contracted from a dirty tampon.

    I Corinthians 6:18
    Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


    She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.

    Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.

    Psalm 119:7
    I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.


    When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.

    Leviticus 19:29
    Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.


    Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.

    I Corinthians 6:15-16
    Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
    What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.

    You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."

    Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
    1. Husbands
    2. Babies

    Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

    Satan's little cotton fingers may be Claire's Salvation Sticks. If she dies from them she will be with JESUS! I think she is one lucky gal!

    SHOUT GLORY!!!!!
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      We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation(r) at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

      Proverbs 10:9
      He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
        We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation® at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

        Proverbs 10:9
        He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.
        Praise God if He smites her!

        The filthy masturbatory sin of the "OB" tampon persists, even to this day.

        "With your free hand, gently hold open the skin surrounding the [deleted] opening. With the full length of your index finger, ease the tampon into your [deleted], aiming toward your lower back."

        "When the tampon is in the right place, you won’t feel it. If you do, push a little [deleted]. Leave the string hanging outside of your body. Wash your hands. It’s that simple."
        I can imagine nothing more insulting to Jesus Christ than this.

        In prayer.
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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          Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
          We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation® at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

          Proverbs 10:9
          He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.

          Sorry Brother. You are right. She is going to HELL because she was playing wither her hoohaa.

          I was hasty in my joy for her to be with JESUS. I should have gotten a man's approval before I answered you above. He would have told me I was wrong.
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            Brother Jedediah, I simply cannot believe the horrors this wanton harlot (and I do not use this term lightly) put her parents and yourself through. Why, she wasn't just endangering herself, but everybody else in the household by using those sin sticks and not going into her menstra hut!

            "But if a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right,... neither hath come near to a menstruous woman," Ezekiel 18:5-6

            You... you didn't sit down while you were over there, did you?

            "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even."
            Leviticus 15:19-23

            My prayers are with the victims in this situation; you and her parents.
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

              When, Oh Jesus, when will I ever learn?

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              • #8
                Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                When, Oh Jesus, when will I ever learn?
                I'm a girl and I'm STILL grossed out by this. :sick:

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                • #9
                  Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                  I never use "tampons".
                  I Jesus!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                    Whats a tampon?

                    My ma never dun teach me and I never seen one in any shop at Freehold...
                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                    GOD HATES FAGS
                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                    WHITE AND PROUD

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                    • #11
                      Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                      I saw a movie and a guy shot another guy with a tampoon. The string was really long too.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                        Originally posted by Hank View Post
                        Whats a tampon?

                        My ma never dun teach me and I never seen one in any shop at Freehold...
                        Hank,

                        They aren't all that mysterious. Their proper use is as an arts & crafts medium. This site tells you all about it: http://www.tamponcrafts.com/
                        YiJC, BS

                        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          In Ketwest they are called part barges
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                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            In Ketwest they are called part barges
                            Is that yours? Mine use to look like this except it was all yellow [bought it for $50 at a Salvation Army As-Is auction]:
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

                              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                              Is that yours? Mine use to look like this except it was all yellow [bought it for $50 at a Salvation Army As-Is auction]:
                              My, that young boy appears mighty excited!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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