I just returned from the ICU at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines where Claire from the Youth Group (Deb and Bill's daughter) was admitted today after falling into a coma due to a "toxic waste syndrome" she contracted from a dirty tampon.
I Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.
Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.
Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.
When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.
Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.
I Corinthians 6:15-16
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."
Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies
Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.
I Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.
Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.
Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.
When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.
Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.
I Corinthians 6:15-16
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."
Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies
Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.
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