[Didymus Much]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.

Uh, he's unmarried (engaged for over 7 years to Miss Daisy-Mae, hasn't got to the altar yet, no one has any idea what the hold-up could be...).

But whatever. Everything God wants him to know about that sort of thing is covered in Leviticus 15:19-27. It even goes on to detail how she can atone for offending God with her menses in Leviticus 15:28-30.

[Repentant Heathen]

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I just returned from the ICU at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines where Claire from the Youth Group (Deb and Bill's daughter) was admitted today after falling into a coma due to a "toxic waste syndrome" she contracted from a dirty tampon.

I Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.

Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.

Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.

When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.

Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.

I Corinthians 6:15-16
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.

You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."

Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies

Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.

Godly women uses a pad not one of Satans cotton fingers.

[Jedediah]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

And you dont know what happens monthly to your wife? Yeah, thats it.

Yes, she takes some sheets and pillows, her Bible, and goes to live out in the shed for her 7 days of uncleanliness, as God commands (Leviticus 15:19). I provide ample washrags for her, and there is a hose, so there is no excuse for jamming anything up her cooter.

[Creationist John]

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Dirty Tampons can give women diseases which keep them from worshipping Christ Almighty. All women should know God's Word, many do not because of Dirty Tampons causing infections. The awful scientists who plan on destroying Christianity are the ones who are responsible for this unholiness. If it was up to me, I would eradicate all scientists and atheists.

[Allyson]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Praise The Lord I never used this horrible item.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

This method sufficed in my day - bundle up a newspaper and place it in one's underwear; one's hymen remains intact whilst soiling the unGodly fourth estate. A winning combination which surely gladdens the LORD's heart.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Mrs. Rogers that is good advice. I mean for women and not for men. If you use the Sunday paper you should take out the sale papers because I think the color ink is unhealthy plus that might be overkill.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Acceptance98]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?

See here, Madame, we are quite used to being lectured by the unsaved, but we do require a proper introduction. Do that please, in the Introduction Forum. What is your congregation? When and where did you find Jesus? Tell us everything about yourself. Omit no detail, no matter how sordid.


God Bless!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?

I think the question a lady really ought to ask herself is, would she rather use something to lessen the effects of Satan's Waterfall every month and hasten her voyage to Hell, or would she rather turn her heart towards Jesus, confess her sins, accept redemption, and find a good Christian man to take care of her and provide her with meaning and hope in the form of a useful womb?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Women use these so that they do not get blood on their clothes, and on their belongings.
If you were a woman, would you rather use something to prevent blood from pouring out of you, and feel safer about it, or would you rather ruin your clothes, and feel embarrassed?

Why would she feel embarrassed? I mean, she's out there on her own in her menstra hut. No one to see her. No one to embarrass her. And does it matter if her clothes are ruined - after all, my wife has special menstra clothes made from burlap, which she'd never wear when not suffering from Eve's Curse.

[Witch Hammer]

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Only birth control using sluts menstruate, and it doesn't surprise me a bit that they masturbate with cotton dildoes during their unclean time.

Frankly, this is not an issue that most True Christian women even need to worry their pretty little heads about. A good father sells his daughter at first blood, and if seeded immediately and subsequently by her new husband, she will stay in a nearly perpetual state of pregnancy until many years and many birthings later, her womb falls out and she keels over dead, as pleases The Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You mean satan's little cotton fingers?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

This method sufficed in my day - bundle up a newspaper and place it in one's underwear; one's hymen remains intact whilst soiling the unGodly fourth estate. A winning combination which surely gladdens the LORD's heart.

That's a lovely idea...my husband has commanded me to find the most skimpy piece of "underwear", the kind sluts wear, and use that as padding to soil the dirty, seductive moves of Satan.

Doing everything for His glory,
Elizabeth

[Serenity Now]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

First off, tampons rarely cause TOS and if you read the instructions on how long to wear it and when to remove it you have a very slim risk of getting TOS. You wear either a tampon or a pad so you don't dirty your clothes and you shower. You wouldn't want to dirty your tights/jeans/leggings/dresses/skirts with blood, would you? I don't think so.

Secondly.

Why would she feel embarrassed? I mean, she's out there on her own in her menstra hut. No one to see her. No one to embarrass her. And does it matter if her clothes are ruined - after all, my wife has special menstra clothes made from burlap, which she'd never wear when not suffering from Eve's Curse.

You dress your wife in BURLAP and banish her to a hut when she has her period? A period is a natural bodily function similar to going to the bathroom or tooting or even burping.