[Jim Farmer]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

First off, tampons rarely cause TOS and if you read the instructions on how long to wear it and when to remove it you have a very slim risk of getting TOS. You wear either a tampon or a pad so you don't dirty your clothes and you shower. You wouldn't want to dirty your tights/jeans/leggings/dresses/skirts with blood, would you? I don't think so.

Tights, jeans, leggings? No True Christian(tm) lady dresses like a slut.
Women wear rags to stop dirtying their burlap dresses and skirts.

Secondly.

You dress your wife in BURLAP and banish her to a hut when she has her period? A period is a natural bodily function similar to going to the bathroom or tooting or even burping.

If you would read your Bible, you will find it is commanded by God - Leviticus 15:19-30

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

You dress your wife in BURLAP and banish her to a hut when she has her period? A period is a natural bodily function similar to going to the bathroom or tooting or even burping.

Oh you really sound like a charmer. It's obvious that you were raised by filthy bulldykes with a mouth like that.

I'll bet they taught you to barroom brawl and get tattoos too.

[Des]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

blah blah blah

Didn't you even read the title? Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart! They DESTROY LIVES! They TEAR FAMILIES APART!

TAMPONS DESTROY LIVES AND TEAR FAMILIES APART!

Isn't that enough to shut you up? Those are terrifying words. You don't argue with terror, you fear it and attack it.

Are you part of Alvin Quaeda or the Shazam!/Isis Hour? Why are you encouraging terrorism?

[Granny June]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

From the Desk of
GRANNY JUNE
Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

just as the AIDS can come from "needle sharing" Toxic Waste Syndrom can come from "Tampon Sharing". the blood leaps from one who-haa to another with intent

It's also disgusting that the tampax dot com people say

The right way to use tampons - You should change your tampon every 4 to 8 hours ... 8 hours to reduce the risk of TSS during your menstruation.

With the change happening every couple of hours this keeps the DEVIL WAND plunging in and out of the girlnon-stop around the clock for days on end!

For God's sake if it has to go in there just put it in and FORGET IT! None of this hourly or 4-hourly in-and-out stuff!!!!!!

Good GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Here in Lapland there is no such things. Some harlots use lichen...



...but that's a sin anyway.

Masturbation. To put that kind of tallywacker-looking (and size) things inside.

[Baxter Gladwell III]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

The KING OF KINGS and LORD OF LORDS strikes again!

Jemma-Louise, a competitive swimmer, had reportedly begun using tampons not long before her illness because they allowed her to continue training throughout her menstrual cycle.

The menstrual period is a time for prayer and reflection, segregated in one's hut from normal, non-menstruating society. It is NOT a time for swimming and spreading one's uncleanliness to innocent, aquatic Christians out for a few laps. By flouting the LORD's edicts, this strumpet has only herself to blame for forcing His Hand.

One positive outcome, from her perspective, is that none of the damned will care very much how much period blood she lets out while going for a swim in the Lake of Fire. Not when their every thought is consumed with the NEVERENDING ANGUISH they elected for themselves by failing to sufficiently please Jesus while they still had the chance!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

Don't get me started on secular women walking around with tampoons in.
The little string hanging down, Menstra(r) drops failing from it making a CSI trail.
Soaked ones left on chairs and in gutters. Teens tossing them in the air and catching them on electric wires like sneakers in a ghetto.
A decent Christian woman understands the utter shame of being without child and secrets herself in her shack until 'the flow' has stopped and the stench gone away, returning to society when she is fertile and ready to accept the gift of a child from Jesus.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

If Hillary gets President she at least has no tampon in her Clinton.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

A decent Christian woman understands the utter shame of being without child

Amen, brother! I haven't scorned an opportunity to rejoice in the Good Lord's blessings upon me and serve Him with another jewel in His Glorious Crown since Mr. Etheldreda offered to take me in, at great cost to his mental and monetary reserves. I make sure my daughters don't reach 100 pounds before a suitable marriage can be arranged, in part to spare her the indignity and shame of flushing out the perfect home to a would-be developing man-child, in part to spare the rest of the family the curse of the emotionally distraught sinner, and in part to ensure her future husband her costs will be minimal. This is because low body weight will delay the onset of menarche, thus preserving the new husband a super pure bride.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

You know the kids today, the young tramps, they soak their tampons in the marijuana and then stick 'em up their cooters. Gives them some kind of thrill, but of course it also condemns them to eternal damnation, so...

[IAJHTCT]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

I am laughing so hard! This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read, is this a joke?! Why wouldn't you wear a tampon, if you wear a sanitary pad you get the blood in your panties and that's not very comfortable.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

I am laughing so hard! This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read, is this a joke?! Why wouldn't you wear a tampon, if you wear a sanitary pad you get the blood in your panties and that's not very comfortable.

How nice of you to stop by in such a kind and civilized way! Do you always introduce yourself to a group of innocent, polite, harmless people by telling them you're laughing at them and that their entire belief system is "a joke"? Were you born in a barn maybe? Or San Francisco?

[IAJHTCT]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

You're entire belief system centers around tampons? wow that's a drag.
I was not born in barn but kind of Jesus was hahah
What did poor San Francisco do to you to make fun of them?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

You're entire belief system centers around tampons? wow that's a drag.
I was not born in barn but kind of Jesus was hahah
What did poor San Francisco do to you to make fun of them?

No, our entire belief system centers around loyalty and obedience (John 14:15), and that includes not tearing our families apart by tampons, but by the Word of God:

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.

The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother;

the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Luke 12:51-53

[James Hutchins]

Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart

You're entire belief system centers around tampons? wow that's a drag.
I was not born in barn but kind of Jesus was hahah
What did poor San Francisco do to you to make fun of them?

Friend, only a non-virgin can stuff a toilet paper roll up there with a rope to yank the Menstr® blood soaked wad out, causing a large splat on the floor and splash every where. Disgusting.

A proper woman leaves decent people to be off on her own during her 'time of shame'. Some just sit on a pile of ginned cotton.