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  • Fleur-de-lis
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2012
    • 161

    #31
    Re: I hate going to the toilet

    I'm sure that when he was alive, Ieshua felt the need to empty his bladder and colon on a regular basis just like any other man.

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    • Catherine Moore
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2012
      • 315

      #32
      Re: I hate going to the toilet

      Ieshua?

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #33
        Re: I hate going to the toilet

        Originally posted by Fleur-de-lis View Post
        I'm sure that when he was alive, Ieshua felt the need to empty his bladder and colon on a regular basis just like any other man.
        Have you ever got the point of ANYTHING in your futile little existence?

        Why are you still here?

        Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
        Ieshua?
        She thinks it makes her sound clever to use some made-up "Aramaic" spelling, as if Aramaic uses a Roman alphabet.

        If God wanted us to call Jesus "Ieshua", don't you think that's what the Bible would call Him?

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #34
          Re: I hate going to the toilet

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Have you ever got the point of ANYTHING in your futile little existence?

          Why are you still here?
          Why are you?

          Wouldn't you rather flog your atheism in a more receptive locale?

          You could join in Second Baptist's Atheist Mission to Saudi Arabia. Just think, you could spend two whole weeks telling Muslims that their "prophet" was a child-raping pedophile, just like the Pope! And that Allah is just a moon god that they decided to make the "one true god"! And all sorts of cool sciencey things!

          Wouldn't that be great? I'm told the Arabs are really eager to learn all about atheism and how stupid Islam is.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #35
            Re: I hate going to the toilet

            Friends, stay on topic.

            God does not like anyone going to the toilet. It is a place full of disease and an enormous amount of 'accidental' sodomy.

            Do anyone really think a thin sheet of cheap paper is going to protect them from Satan's chocolate?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #36
              Re: I hate going to the toilet

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Friends, stay on topic.

              God does not like anyone going to the toilet. It is a place full of disease and an enormous amount of 'accidental' sodomy.

              Do anyone really think a thin sheet of cheap paper is going to protect them from Satan's chocolate?
              Amen Brother! Double PLUS Amen! All True Christians know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! Including in the toilet!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Kitchen Keepin
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2012
                • 137

                #37
                Re: I hate going to the toilet

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Amen Brother! Double PLUS Amen! All True Christians know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! Including in the toilet!!
                Little boys should be taught to relieve themselves sitting down, carefully avoiding touching that thing between their legs.
                Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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