[Brother Helge]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Agreed.

Anyone who misuses the bible be warned

Ezekiel 23:26

They shall also strippe thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy faire iewels

But why did you post a picture of a girl reading a false Bible?

[TheHolySmighter]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Take heart, Sister. There's something about Jesus that makes me feel Sure that He has no interest in we Ladies whatsoever. Praise!

This made me chuckle
because it is saying that.u think that jezus is gay

... You guys hate gay people => u guys hate jezus? Lawl badass

[Brother Helge]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

This made me chuckle
because it is saying that.u think that jezus is gay

... You guys hate gay people => u guys hate jezus? Lawl badass

No, Jesus is a white heterosexual protestant like the rest of us.

Had you've been a real man - you wouldn't have cared less for womens problems.
As you apparently do care - you must be a homer.

Burn in Hell!

[TheHolySmighter]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Who did ever said that im not a woman?
I didnt.

[Brother Helge]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Who did ever said that im not a woman?
I didnt.

Apology accepted.

[SUV]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

No, Jesus is a white heterosexual protestant like the rest of us.

JESUS!!!

[Bob4God]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

When I was a child I went through a phase where I refused to go to the bathroom because I was afraid JESUS was watching. I would hold it until I simply went in my pants and then my mother would have to clean it up.

This went on till I was about 9, until my relationship with JESUS CHRIST become strong enough that I was finally comfortable letting Him watch me go to the bathroom.

Of course it's still a shameful act and I ask GOD to forgive me for exposing myself to Him, but I no longer go in my pants and I feel that is something that any True Christian could be proud to admit.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Well there's always adult diapers, but I don't like the idea of leaving those behind.

Perhaps we'll get a 15 second warning; just enough time to pull up the pants/down the skirt and flush.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Men are so lucky, they can stand up and act like nothing is happening, we ladies have to sit with our feet dangling in the air, helpless and confused.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

Its discusting when some people abuse toilet papers!

[PrinsesseAnja]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
.

Dont you think, that Jesus makes a popo once in a while?

[Fryer Good Shepherd]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

I don't think jesus minds you guys/girls defecating.

Hell, read this article. We may well be made out of poo (instead of dust)

A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury -
possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by
aliens.
Dr Andrei Arkhipov, of the Institute of Radio Astronomy in Kharkiv in the
Ukraine, claims that the ultimate origin of life on Earth began with
microbes, which had come through the atmosphere as lumps of alien waste. It
is hardly the sort of explanation one normally associates with the
scientific community. Yet Dr Arkhipov's ideas have been deemed sufficiently
cogent to appear in the latest issue of The Observatory, a respected
astronomical research journal.
While many will turn their noses up at such a suggestion, scientists admit
that they have long had problems trying to explain how life on Earth began.
Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?
Dr Arkhipov points out that our own space programme has led to
microbe-bearing "debris" being dumped in space. Organisms buried deep within
such debris would also be very well protected from the rigours of the
cosmos. "For example, freeze-dried spores in drops of rocket fuel, or human
faecal material from our spacecraft, are quite well adapted to interstellar
travel," Dr Arkhipov writes.
And if we humans have already started dumping such stuff into space, argues
Dr Arkhipov, there is every reason to think other beings may have done so
too. As he delicately puts it: "Contaminated artefacts could be in the
interstellar medium".
With some back-of-the-envelope calculations, Dr Arkhipov estimates that the
typical result of alien ablutions would be the creation of a "cordon
non-sanitaire" around stars extending for several light-years. Any planetary
system passing by would run the risk of being showered with the stuff - and
thus being "fertilised" by whatever the alien dung contained.
Dr Arkhipov estimates that his explanation of the origin of life of Earth
still works if only one planet in every 20,000 indulges in unseemly hygiene
practices.

A good day to you!!

the fryer

[Didymus Much]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

...Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?...

No, it doesn't. That "answer" (that life originated elsewhere and then made it's way to Earth) just replaces God of the Bible and the Creation myth with aliens (more gods) and another Creation myth.

Displacing the origins of life from Earth does not answer the question of the origins of life. The question really then becomes, "How did it start in the first place?" Your Russian (who I suspect is actually a theist) has no answer for this (and doesn't want one), and tries to deflect the discussion into another one about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

[martinezwesly]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

What would Jesus do if he know your just dont enjoy because god dosent your going to burnwith satan and dirty arabs

[Didymus Much]

Re: I hate going to the toilet

What would Jesus do if he know your just dont enjoy because god dosent your going to burn with satan and dirty arabs

Would you care to put down the crack pipe and try that again? You're not making sense, dear.