Menopause

[Brother Harold Porter]

I'm a bit tired of this foolishness.

We wake up and Mrs. Porter is Florence Nightingale (but always uglier). Before I have finished breakfast, she is Mike Tyson on a sherm stick and back sassing. She calls it "moodiness". I call it disrespect.

So, my body has changed too, but I don't lose MY mind. Can any of you hens explain this irrational behavior??

Just about had it.

In Christ

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why do you even allow your wife to talk to you?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Menopause

I'm a bit tired of this foolishness.

We wake up and Mrs. Porter is Florence Nightingale (but always uglier). Before I have finished breakfast, she is Mike Tyson on a sherm stick and back sassing. She calls it "moodiness". I call it disrespect.

So, my body has changed too, but I don't lose MY mind. Can any of you hens explain this irrational behavior??

Just about had it.

In Christ

Is a hormon unbalance that affect the hormones and moods - my mother has sufer this and is really no joke. I think perhaps you should be more understand of your wife and her problem. My mother was taking hormone 'suplementos' for control this problem, so I think if she do that then you both will feel more happy whit this.




YIC, Mari

[Cranky Old Man]

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Is a hormon unbalance that affect the hormones and moods - my mother has sufer this and is really no joke. I think perhaps you should be more understand of your wife and her problem. My mother was taking hormone 'suplementos' for control this problem, so I think if she do that then you both will feel more happy whit this.

Trying to be more understanding of his wife!? Worst... advice... ever...! As soon as you start listening to your wife she will never stop yapping. A good Christian woman is silent!

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[wait_what]

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I'm a bit tired of this foolishness.

We wake up and Mrs. Porter is Florence Nightingale (but always uglier). Before I have finished breakfast, she is Mike Tyson on a sherm stick and back sassing. She calls it "moodiness". I call it disrespect.

So, my body has changed too, but I don't lose MY mind. Can any of you hens explain this irrational behavior??

Just about had it.

In Christ

Brother Porter,

I would never claim to have the wisdom to advise a True Christian Leader such as yourself. However, if it were me in this situation, I would consider my options.

There are a few options I would see as viable.

1. Discipline - She will learn her place

2. Prayer and Laying on of Hands - Faith Healing is where it's at.

3. Secular Medicine - Bioidentical Hormone Replacement therapy has few risks and can work wonders. It will be like she is 17 in her energy, but her true age in wisdom and knowing her role.

I hope this helps. I fear the day my wife comes to this "change."

[BelieverInGod]

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Brother Porter,

I would never claim to have the wisdom to advise a True Christian Leader such as yourself. However, if it were me in this situation, I would consider my options.

There are a few options I would see as viable.

1. Discipline - She will learn her place

2. Prayer and Laying on of Hands - Faith Healing is where it's at.

3. Secular Medicine - Bioidentical Hormone Replacement therapy has few risks and can work wonders. It will be like she is 17 in her energy, but her true age in wisdom and knowing her role.

I hope this helps. I fear the day my wife comes to this "change."

I believe they make the replacement out of pregnant mare urine, so if you can get your hands on a pregnant are you could cut out the middleman.

On the other hand you could just lock her in the menstra shack until she decides to act properly.

[HTannor]

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I'm rather surprised this subject ended up in the "Womens" section. Posting it here is just begging for women to show up and offer their "slant" on the problem and could well result in a lot of whining, hand wringing, and weeping.

I'm sure moving this subject to the "Mens" section will result in more manly responses that will result in good, solid, take-it-to-the-bank advice.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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I'm rather surprised this subject ended up in the "Womens" section. Posting it here is just begging for women to show up and offer their "slant" on the problem and could well result in a lot of whining, hand wringing, and weeping.

I'm sure moving this subject to the "Mens" section will result in more manly responses that will result in good, solid, take-it-to-the-bank advice.

AMEN Brother Tannor! Please do so quickly.

[HTannor]

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AMEN Brother Tannor! Please do so quickly.

Thank you for your support, Brother McU.

But, alas, I am but a True Christian(tm) and have not been granted the authority to make such a change.

At such a time I am elevated to the lofty status of Pastorhood I would gleefully move this by checking boxes, clicking magic buttons, or whatever it is that is done to perform such acts.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Thank you for your support, Brother McU.

But, alas, I am but a True Christian™ and have not been granted the authority to make such a change.

At such a time I am elevated to the lofty status of Pastorhood I would gleefully move this by checking boxes, clicking magic buttons, or whatever it is that is done to perform such acts.

Acts?

[HTannor]

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Acts?

Ah, Sister Maria, I was referring to the highly technical "act" of moving a thread from one section to another.

As a women I'm sure you have little knowledge of such things.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Ah, Sister Maria, I was referring to the highly technical "act" of moving a thread from one section to another.

As a women I'm sure you have little knowledge of such things.

No really no. But no beacuse I'm a woman.

Only because I'm no a internet moderadora.


Thanks.

YIC, Mari.

[James Hutchins]

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When my Mrs. went through it, I was beside myself. I tell you, that woman did not care about others. She'd be confused, hot, cold, angry, sad. My knuckles were raw!

[Cranky Old Man]

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My knuckles were raw!

You are too kind and gentle for your wife. Next time use a piece of hardwood when you hit her so that you won't hurt yourself.

[Living_Water]

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You are too kind and gentle for your wife. Next time use a piece of hardwood when you hit her so that you won't hurt yourself.

Awesome advice.

On the other hand, if you want to have more hands on feeling, I suggest using quality boxing gloves made out of goat skin.
You can keep going all night and your knuckles don't feel a thing. As an added bonus thanks to thick padding in the gloves, your wife's bruises heal quite fast.