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  • Anniversary gift

    Ladies of Landover, I need your help.


    My wife and mine anniversary day is coming up in few months and instead of usual pots and pans, I thought I would get something romantic this year. I need little help of feminine eye for the gift.
    I was thinking Pink Glock 19 with cute case like this,





    or maybe a pink Taurus like this one,




    I'm not sure though. Is too much pink little too sissy gift?
    Should I just go for something basic with small femine touch like these,




    or is pink too girly for a woman?
    So instead of pink lady,




    should I go for something different, like this lavender lady?





    I know there are variety of gilded guns out there too, but this is not any big anniversary, so I would rather go for something cheeky and romantic this time.

    YiC,

    Alphonse

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    Re: Anniversary gift

    I would look at her wardrobe and see which colors she has the most of.

    Honestly, you can never go wrong with firearms. The only thing better is a new KJV.

    Happy hunting.
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    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • #3
      Re: Anniversary gift

      Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



      I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

      YIC, Mari.
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • #4
        Re: Anniversary gift

        How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
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        • #5
          Re: Anniversary gift

          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



          I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

          YIC, Mari.
          No! She's a lady, not a slut

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          • #6
            Re: Anniversary gift

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            How is dressing her like a whore a proper present?
            I believe that is what they call "covering up" in Espain.
            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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            • #7
              Re: Anniversary gift

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              No! She's a lady, not a slut
              WHAT!!?

              Of course she aren't an slut! That pijama is perfectly normal - even I wear that type sometime!! Is very hot here so you can't cover body too much sometime, and any way, what is wrong whit see a liitle of nice skin of the shoulder or leg of your wife and best friend? You have childrens no? You have see her whit no much clotheses right? Is perfectly natural and nothing for be embarasated whit Mr Alban - man and wife is one flesh no?

              I'm sure you think your wife is beutifull and a present like this which look very innocent but nice would be appreciate by her I'm sure.

              Really.

              YIC, Mari.
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • #8
                Re: Anniversary gift

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



                I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

                YIC, Mari.
                Lycia, Marry me!!!

                <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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                • #9
                  Re: Anniversary gift

                  Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                  Aren't you think perhap a pijama would be more nice for her. A present nice for both of you? One what make her look nice and be confortable to sleep in?



                  I think I woould prefer the pijama more that the gun really.

                  YIC, Mari.
                  Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?

                  Is "Hello Klitty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?
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                  • #10
                    Re: Anniversary gift

                    Out of all the guns mentioned, the M&P handles the best, IMO. Great forgiveness for improper grip. Once the Mag safety is disabled, the gun is an amazing performer. Only gripe is the take down lever release in the magwell...
                    Lycia, Marry me!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Anniversary gift

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Why would you want him to dress his wife up like some Japanese schoolgirl whore?

                      Is "Hello Klitty" what I your future husband will be greeted with on our your wedding night?

                      Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.



                      Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?

                      YIC, Mari.
                      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Anniversary gift

                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                        Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.



                        Is no so imortant what a woamn wear on her wedding night, no? I mean she probably wouldn't really need wear anything no?

                        YIC, Mari.
                        Exactly.
                        Lycia, Marry me!!!

                        <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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                        • #13
                          Re: Anniversary gift

                          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                          Hmm. I always thought this estyle was no really what I'd imagined.
                          Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
                          If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Anniversary gift

                            I think the gun can be interesting gift. A girl never know when she may have to defend herself. It is very nice to see a man think of the safety of his wife.
                            Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

                            (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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                            • #15
                              Re: Anniversary gift

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Could you please stop posting pictures of harlots here, silly dago cooze.
                              If I wanted to see porn, I would go through Sears catalogue.
                              Want a protection dog cheap? She's spayed.
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