[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?

I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.

She's not stupid? SHE'S A DAMNED YELLOW CHINK, pal! That's about as stupid as they get! God commands us men to be manly, and to do the thinking for our females, because He (in His infinite wisdom) decided to give them half a brain. Unless you follow God's plan, you're bound to become an effeminate, cooter-whipped pansy.

Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?

I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine

The Holy Bible forbids breaking the law, first of all.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?

I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.


Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?

I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine

What sort of monster pretends to show an interest in following God's commands just to mock God.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?

It's not our faces that important. It's our souls. It doesn't matter if we're a little less pretty, as long as we learn our lesson.

[davidkellyy]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I didn't know if he sneezed, God struck him with a convulsive seizure, or he was trying to curse us in his native language. Thank you for explaining to me, sister.

It was none of them, it was a slip of the finger, a typo. On Swedish keyboards the letter å is right next to the letter p, i meant to type hope.

[dicker]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Special priviledge? I said only if she needs disclipining, how is that any different from you?

I'm not beating my gf just when I feel like it, in fact, I've never beaten her and never will, how's that gonna teach her anything? she's not stupid, I think talking about something is a bit more constructive than blacking her eye up.


Could you explain to me why there's a lot of anti weed smoking sentiment here as well, is there something in the bible that forbids it?

I see drinking is allowed due to wine being drank back in the day, surely if a plant is made, God made it and we should be allowed to use it, not like the man made crap like cocaine

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?


Fine line buddy, fine line.

So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.

No, following God's commandments is moral. Committing violence just because you think your penis grants you special privilege is immoral.

Fool.

[dicker]

Re: Hiding Bruises

what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?


Fine line buddy, fine line.

So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?

You are further evidence that atheists are immoral monsters.

[dicker]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I think if I had a problem with my girlfriend I wouldn't want to ruin her face, some simple waterboarding will suffice and you wont be digusted by her swollen face either.

We discipline our women because God commands it in the Holy Bible.

You want to torture your girlfriend? Are you a sadist? Have you no respect for women at all?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I have to agree with you Rev.. Since the object of the exercise is a learning experience for your wife, not some act of mindless violence, there is no reason that you can not wait until you have access to your favorite caning instrument where the strikes can be well placed, without the need to worry about some nosy libeleral calling the authorities and you having to waste your time explaining it is none of their damn business what happens between a man, his wife, and their deep felt religious beliefs!
Besides this I find that if you have a set ''discipline time'' right after dinner your food is on the table a little faster and I never have to ask for my ice filled up! Yep I never mention her mistakes of the day until after I have had my supper.

Not to mention, Brother, if you let her know that a spanking is coming later, she can anticipate the punishment and think on her misdeeds. The anticipation is sometimes a greater deterrent than the punishment, I'm told.

It's worth noting that none of the women in my congregation ever come to church with a black eye (or a fractured cheekbone, like poor < name of certain Lady of Landover censored to protect the innocent fiance - Moderator > ended up with -- I hope the plastic surgeon can restore some degree of symmetry to her face), though certain ladies do sometimes prefer to hear the sermon standing.

[dicker]

Re: Hiding Bruises

If it's consentual then knock yourself out (or your wife)
Try and beat some sense into them though I seriously doubt you'll be able to.

Can't say I liked the photo of your black eye though, I think if I had a problem with my girlfriend I wouldn't want to ruin her face, some simple waterboarding will suffice and you wont be digusted by her swollen face either.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hiding Bruises

You women certainly like to cluck!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Apparently he's from Europe. His keyboard probably doesn't type proper American.

I didn't know if he sneezed, God struck him with a convulsive seizure, or he was trying to curse us in his native language. Thank you for explaining to me, sister.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm sorry, what?

God Bless,

Mary

Apparently he's from Europe. His keyboard probably doesn't type proper American.