[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Shock at the untrimmed bushes in Freehold following inspectio

I am sure the rapid bush growth you are experiencing is due to the laying of fertilizer by your kindly neighbors. It is good you are able to lay down in the heat of things while the young man is on top of the situation, sweating hard.

You are so right, Mr. Hutchins, but I fear at times that I am wearing this young man out. He does work hard at the task at hand and alas, produces such wonderous results. Much better results than his Father, I must say, but I would never admit that to either of them as I do so enjoy both of their attention to my bush.