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  • #16
    Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

    Originally posted by AnimeIsDemonic View Post
    Saying EVERY fat and EVERY thin person chose to be like that is like saying you chose to be an american guy or that I chose to be a chilean girl, understand people sometimes have a certain body because that's how they're, thin people can get some more weight and fat people can make special diets, they can change, and changing is the real option here, not the way they born


    And can you please stop justifying men cheating on their wives? Marriage is something serious, and you can't just throw away your partner just because you're too superficial to see inner beauty, marriage is about respect, fidelity, caring and love, not about how many children your husband or wife can give you!
    Adultery is a sin and never acceptable.
    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
    - 1 Corinthians 6:9

    But having an unattractive and unhealthy body (too thin or too fat) is tempting your husband to have affairs. True Christians wives do never tempt their husbands to commit sins that would make them unrighteous and unwelcome to the kingdom of God.

    The main reason David Beckham cheated on Victoria was because he was disgusted by her extreme thinness, and the shutdown mechanism of his reproduction system triggered. Both are sinners who are going to hell anyways, and I am in no way defending them. But you will hopefully get a picture about why reverse temptations are sinful and dangerous.

    Another thing some men do to cope with their wife getting an unhealthy body is to suppress the shutdown mechanism and chew Viagra. But using hormonal drugs is a sin too, and your penis may fall off.

    The best option is to use the male authority to overcome the wife's demonic desire to have an unhealthy body.
    Too lazy to train abs and eat clean? Punch her in the belly!
    Too much candy coating? Punch her jaw!
    Eating too little? Let her chose between food in her stomach or a punch there!
    Eating too much? Campylobacter from undercooked chicken.
    Not doing morning cardio (if fat)? Waking her with cold water will do the trick.

    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
    Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
    Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
    Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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    • #17
      Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
      Adultery is a sin and never acceptable.
      Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
      - 1 Corinthians 6:9

      But having an unattractive and unhealthy body (too thin or too fat) is tempting your husband to have affairs. True Christians wives do never tempt their husbands to commit sins that would make them unrighteous and unwelcome to the kingdom of God.

      The main reason David Beckham cheated on Victoria was because he was disgusted by her extreme thinness, and the shutdown mechanism of his reproduction system triggered. Both are sinners who are going to hell anyways, and I am in no way defending them. But you will hopefully get a picture about why reverse temptations are sinful and dangerous.

      Another thing some men do to cope with their wife getting an unhealthy body is to suppress the shutdown mechanism and chew Viagra. But using hormonal drugs is a sin too, and your penis may fall off.

      The best option is to use the male authority to overcome the wife's demonic desire to have an unhealthy body.
      Too lazy to train abs and eat clean? Punch her in the belly!
      Too much candy coating? Punch her jaw!
      Eating too little? Let her chose between food in her stomach or a punch there!
      Eating too much? Campylobacter from undercooked chicken.
      Not doing morning cardio (if fat)? Waking her with cold water will do the trick.

      I already feel sorry for the poor women who end with men like you, like wives, girlfriends, lovers or whatever they may be for you, I don't know what kind of trick you use to seduce them, but is disgusting how you treat women, if some of you end with a smart one, maybe she leaves you before is too late, men like you are HORRIBLE husbands, I can see that for the things you write and the ways you have to "discipline" children


      You know, if someday I get married, it's gonna be with normal man, not a monster like the ones Landover breed

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      • #18
        Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

        Originally posted by AnimeIsDemonic View Post
        I already feel sorry for the poor women who end with men like you, like wives, girlfriends, lovers or whatever they may be for you, I don't know what kind of trick you use to seduce them, but is disgusting how you treat women, if some of you end with a smart one, maybe she leaves you before is too late, men like you are HORRIBLE husbands, I can see that for the things you write and the ways you have to "discipline" children


        You know, if someday I get married, it's gonna be with normal man, not a monster like the ones Landover breed
        Dear Godmocking Maggot;

        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by farm animals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

          Originally posted by AnimeIsDemonic View Post
          I already feel sorry for the poor women who end with men like you, like wives, girlfriends, lovers or whatever they may be for you, I don't know what kind of trick you use to seduce them, but is disgusting how you treat women, if some of you end with a smart one, maybe she leaves you before is too late, men like you are HORRIBLE husbands, I can see that for the things you write and the ways you have to "discipline" children


          You know, if someday I get married, it's gonna be with normal man, not a monster like the ones Landover breed
          Seduction tricks are for girlie men. So are dating sites, "the Game" and other silly liberal nonsense. Jesus Christ guided me to find my beautiful wife.

          You're calling us monsters. A monster is exactly what your child will turn into if you don't discipline it according to the scripture. Disobedient children are a threat to Family Values and thus national security. If children aren't spanked, the society will wall apart within 35 years. Just look at Sweden. They banned corporal punishment in 1979 and are now in the brink of a full-scale psycho apocalypse. People are attacking ambulance personal and the classrooms are total chaos. White straight men are chewing xanax to cope with the "white privilege" bullshit. Even the IS (Islamic State) are able to recruit among the insane.

          sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
          Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
          Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
          Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
          Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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          • #20
            Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Brothers you are so perceptive. I have to admit, some people, who shall remain nameless, would benefit from some of that advice offered in the link provided. Some people should probably think about their thighs before helping themselves to yet another serving of Ham And Mango Jell-O, even if there is no one else queuing up for more helpings. Some people might find their husbands spend a little more time at home rather than working late hours at the station. Or work. Or whatever. Then some people would have less time to gossip about other people, people who work hard and don't embarrass their husbands, thank you very much.

            My DARLING Sister Mary,

            Truer words were never spoken! As True Christians(TM) it is within our duty to point out the mistakes of others. I will not embarrass anyone by posting actual names (I think the pictures that were posted in the Mary Whitford Fellowship Hall are enough proof), but it is rather disgusting when the men that waited for my pie at the July 4th Independence Comes from Jesus picnic were unable to even get a whiff because certain women had their noses in it from the time I arrived. I am of course flattered that women want to taste my wares, but I am shocked that a certain "sister" blocked the path of Godly men whose eyes were all over my pie as they drooled in anticipation of sinking deep into it.

            The Bible tells us not to sit in the seat of the scornful, but Mary, if it wasn't for Jesus and His transforming power, I'd never make it through church gatherings sometimes. And by the way - the woman that was whispering about your cellulite at Sunday services? Well, I won't give her name here, but let's just say the nigra that does her laundry told my nigra that she wears so much Spanx, when she takes it off there is a loud plop when her skin is finally released from bondage. God is good!

            NRL
            1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
            Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
            Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
            Locations in 50 States and Canada
            !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
            Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
            Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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            • #21
              Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

              Originally posted by AnimeIsDemonic View Post
              Anorexia is a serious mental illness and a woman can even die if she stop eating, and since you need women to have your children, did you know that malnutrition can leave a woman sterile?
              I'm going to stop reading this thread right now because you are so wrong. Anorexia is a hilarious mental illness.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • #22
                Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                Originally posted by Angelie View Post



                Remember gals, it's your responsibility to avoid looking like a pig. You don't want your man chasing after the young pretty things like this.



                Or this:


                You wouldn't want to cause your man to sin and go after this beauty:



                Here are some great diet tips I have found out throughout the years that can really help you if you're getting too fat. The rest of them can be found here.
                I seen these bloated pigs and all I could think of was "PUT DOWN THE FORK IN JESUS' NAME!!" I certainly think these chubbies need to spend more time purging and less time binging if you know what I mean.
                Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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                • #23
                  Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                  In my humble opinion, only one person is qualified to say what is the right body weight for any given woman. And that person is her father or husband.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    In my humble opinion, only one person is qualified to say what is the right body weight for any given woman. And that person is her father or husband.
                    You are right, Brother Des. If a woman's Husband is happy with her weight, whether it's due to a medical condition or anything else, it's no business of anyone else. Any woman who opens her mouth to say otherwise deserves to have it mashed shut.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • #25
                      Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      Any woman who opens her mouth to say otherwise deserves to have it mashed shut.
                      Amen, Sister. Shout Glory!
                      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        You are right, Brother Des. If a woman's Husband is happy with her weight, whether it's due to a medical condition or anything else, it's no business of anyone else. Any woman who opens her mouth to say otherwise deserves to have it mashed shut.
                        Thank you! While the women in the photos are generally on the very slender side, ultimately it does not matter because it's up to her husband. And even more, God despises attention to one's looks. "For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come." 1 Timothy 4:8.
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • #27
                          Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          You are right, Brother Des. If a woman's Husband is happy with her weight, whether it's due to a medical condition or anything else, it's no business of anyone else. Any woman who opens her mouth to say otherwise deserves to have it mashed shut.
                          I agree, Sister Victory,

                          Of course, one can hardly describe a plate FULL of mashed potatoes and brown gravy sitting along side two other FULL plates of pot roast, fried chicken, french fries, cole slaw, and three bratwurst sandwiches with sauerkraut, pickles, mayo, green pepper, with Miracle Whip as a dipping sauce to be "victorious," Except at the church picnic last year.

                          In Love and Concern,
                          Naomi Ruth (Your friend forever)
                          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                          Locations in 50 States and Canada
                          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                            My blood sugar was low.
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • #29
                              Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                              I do believe it should be noted that a righteous woman who is spending her waking hours in service to her husband should not properly be able to amass extra poundage.

                              Hard work and devotion to the needs of her master should provide plenty of exercise and there just shouldn't be much time for frivolous eating.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #30
                                Re: Healthy body weight and image for women

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                My blood sugar was low.
                                Poor dear! I didn't know.

                                I assume it was low at the Christmas Party for Jesus, the New Year Feast of Faith, the Dolly Parton Lookalike Contest, The Stoning Festival, the high school graduation banquet, the Ladies in Love with Jesus Jamboree, and this past Sunday after church at Sister Whitford's?

                                Have you seen a doctor? May the Great Physician reach out and touch you even now.

                                Adoringly,
                                NRL
                                1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                                Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                                Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                                Locations in 50 States and Canada
                                !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                                Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                                Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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